• 27 Oct 2011 at 3:56 PM

High School Marching Band And Choir Of Thousands To Serenade Vikram Pandit Tomorrow Today

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Yes, it’s part of the Occupy Wall Street protest but still- his own personal marching band and choir! If I’m Vikram, I’m pretty psyched about this, especially considering all Brian Moynihan is getting are a bunch of paper airplanes.

THEY’VE GOT MAIL!

Thousands of #OccupyWallStreet protesters to barrage bank CEO’s with 6,000 angry letters from the 99%

WHAT: Mass march to deliver 6,000 letters from the 99% to the 1%

WHEN: 1pm, Friday, October 28

WHERE: Meet-up at Bryant Park (6th Ave. & 42nd St.), march to Bank of America headquarters, Morgan Stanley headquarters, Wells Fargo headquarters, Citigroup headquarters, JP Morgan Chase headquarters.

WHO: Foreclosure victims, unemployed New Yorkers, students with debt, Occupy Wall Street protesters, members of Strong Economy for All, UnitedNY, New York Communities for Change, ALIGN, The Yes Men

WHAT: Thousands will march to the headquarters of five major banks to deliver over 6,000 letters to the 1% submitted to occupytheboardroom.org, concluding with a general assembly at which a foreclosure victim from Southeast Queens will read a letter through the people’s mic inviting Jamie Dimon to tour her neighborhood.

VISUALS: Thousands of people trying to throw paper airplane letters up to the top floor of the BofA building, thousands of people delivering a singing telegram to Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit led by a choir and marching band, poster board blowups of letters from the 99%, giant mailbag full of letters from march participants.

Will VP turn this into a Call And Response, with his employees answering from the other side of the barricades? It could be like Grease where the 99% are Travolta and his boys and the singing-back Citi staff are Sandy and the Pink Ladies. The only thing that could make this better is if they finished things off with a barbershop quartet performance. Vikram loves those.

Deliver Your Message To The 1% [OWS]

Comments (48)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    what's the over under of eye-injuries caused by paper airplanes for this protest?

  2. 2
    Posted by ShortNaked | October 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    you've heard about that kid that took an errant paper airplane in the temple killing him instantly, right? scary stuff dude.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    I thought they just indicted this guy ?

  4. 4
    Posted by pazzo83 | October 27, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Thinking paper airplanes will fly 900 ft in the air and then break through thick insulating glass is the NKI.

  5. 5
    Posted by geoffgeoffgeoff | October 27, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    Fuck to the Yes.

    No one on the corner has swagger like us
    Hit me on my Burner prepaid wireless
    We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
    Already in hell just pumping that gas

    -LEH Quant

  6. 6
    Posted by vikram pandit | October 27, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    You've got how many letters? 6,000? Fuck you – I fire twice that many people before I take a shit in the morning.

  7. 7
    Posted by pazzo83 | October 27, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    VISUALS: People looking like complete idiots.

  8. 8
    Posted by skater boi | October 27, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    ….and whilst the great unwashed are milling around at Bryant Park they should check out who is sponsoring the Ice rink….

    just sayin'

  9. 9
    Posted by deal_mkr | October 27, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    lol this idiots dont even realize that 6000 letters is a statisically insignificant spike in pandit's email traffic

    if you really want to get their attention reconsider a marching band and try throwing a ppt together

  10. 10
    Posted by MeVC | October 27, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    If Bollywood ever made a Batman movie, he would make a great Penguin.

  11. 11
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 27, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Doesn't that pretty much sum up the thinking of the entire "movement"?

  12. 12
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 27, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    So- they're going to march from 42nd St. & 6th Ave. in Manhattan to 100 North Tryon St., Charlotte, NC?

  13. 13
    Posted by pazzo83 | October 27, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Was thinking the same damn thing. Of course, most of them probably don't have the cash to make it past NJ with the tolls on 95.

  14. 14
    Posted by rain forecast | October 27, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    just how well are a bunch of wet paper 'planes going to fly?

  15. 15
    Posted by Jay | October 27, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Singing telegram, a choir and marching band? I thought we discussed just lighting a couple of candles, but you guys really kicked this Diwali celebration up a notch!

    - Vickles

  16. 16
    Posted by deal_mkr | October 27, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Excerpt from one letter –

    Dear Mr. Monihayn

    I'm sorry i did not make the balloon payment on my no-money-down reverse amortizing mortgage. Now i am forclosed have no place to live. Times are tough as all 12 credit cards are maxed and iPhone bills nearing delinquency. Living in a house for free for three years was sweet, can I get that deal again?

    Thnx,

    99%

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | October 27, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    The Union army did.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | October 27, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    What is a Charlotte?

    -Generic top tier bank CEO

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | October 27, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Killing trees is the NKI

    LEH Environmental Quant

  20. 20
    Posted by Homosaurus | October 27, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    A boy choir is essentially the okCupid of the pederast world.

  21. 21
    Posted by Mel Brooks | October 27, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Has anybody got a dime? Someone has to go back and get a sh*t load of dimes!

  22. 22
    Posted by NAMBLA Pres | October 27, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    We're there

  23. 23
    Posted by geoffgeoffgeoff | October 27, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    So good.

  24. 24
    Posted by Turd | October 27, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    You're an idiot

  25. 25
    Posted by Guest | October 27, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Bro…. that comes from the land of Raj Rat…. no MIA allowed.

  26. 26
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 27, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    They went via Chattanooga and Atlanta, though- although they did cause some good infrastructure renewal along the way.

    -great-great-grandson of a guy who went along for the walking tour of Georgia

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    no, it is not.

    it is weird and amusing, but it is not killing it

    Lets not forget how good that actually feels

  28. 28
    Posted by Wells Far-go | October 27, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Not before they stop by 420 Montgomery St. San Francisco, CA!!!!!!!!!!

  29. 29
    Posted by Guest | October 27, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    And then march back to 1585 Broadway, New York, NY, and then from there march to 420 Montgomery Street, San Francisco, CA

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    I hate it when my wife catches me 'at' the boarder. Come to think of it, the boarder never seems to appreciate it much either.

    -UBS Public Relations Manager

  31. 31
    Posted by defa cate | October 27, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    i'll give you a "movement" a bowel movement on your occupying faces, douchebags. prepare to be shit on!

  32. 32
    Posted by sucka - dick | October 27, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    yes, let's harass the indian guy who came from nothing and probably grew up in a shack in bangalore…nice work 99%

  33. 33
    Posted by UBS Spellchecker | October 28, 2011 at 3:52 AM

    Your*

  34. 34
    Posted by Asatar | October 28, 2011 at 6:57 AM

    You're*

  35. 35
    Posted by HFguy | October 28, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Dear Vickula,
    You bastard, you are messing up our plans by just drawing $1 as salary. You are the bottom 1% of us 99% yet top 1% of us 99%. This has made our brains to explode and we curse you for this.

    OWS

  36. 36
    Posted by HFguy | October 28, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    err– you should check out his shack in bangalore. if that is what is called a shack, then a decent 2 bedroom is what King of Brunei lives in.

  37. 37
    Posted by HFguy | October 28, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    dude, that was profound on so many levels. +100. Bravo

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    because a powerpoint would be statistically significant spike in his presentation traffic

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    And then we're going to Cancun for spring break

  40. 40
    Posted by Howie D | October 28, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Not only are we going to Charlotte, Tom Harkin, we're going to San Francisco and Chicago and Dallas and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York … And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byahhhhhhhhh!!!

  41. 41
    Posted by updates?? | October 28, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Any news on the letter fest, any papercut injuries?

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