• 07 Oct 2011 at 4:42 PM

“It’s About Ambition And Personality, Not Cash”

Are you a male who graduated from a ‘top’ university, holding down a job in the financial services industry and searching for a woman who ‘desires your drive for success’? Are you a woman who fits that bill? Are you and your would-be love incapable of planning dates and get-togethers? A new website is here to help, apparently.

From: cass@cassworld.com
Subject: CassWorld – Sparkology.com, Dating Evolved! Use Code: CWO-RLD to Apply!

Hey,

It’s my pleasure to introduce an exclusive, upscale new dating site call Sparkology.com! It’s for Gentleman who are ambitious, creative, successful, young, professionals from top schools and Ladies who desire their drive for success. As members browes for dates Sparcology learns your preferences and uses behavioral algorithms to suggest potential matches. Just like pandora or netflix offers suggestions based on prior listening/viewing choices. This way members simply fill out their profiles and avoid lengthy questionnaires. Ladies pay $15/month membership fee and are allowed to browse and contact as many men as they desire. Gentlemen can browse as much as they want and are offered “Spark Packs” for $15 which allows them to contact 5 ladies of their choice. This way Ladies receive meaningful interactions from Gentlemen that are genuinely interested, while Gentlemen no longer need to spam dozens of profiles to get a response. This cuts to the chase, so to speak, and eliminates unwanted impersonal emails. Sparkology then has City Concierges offer ideas for fresh and innovative dates and experience based events where members and their guests can mingle in a casual, no pressure atmosphere.

Sound like something you’d be interested in? Then proceed but beware that Sparkology is not in the business of facilitating relationships based on cash, nor is it a place for men and women of loose morals to rub up against each other.

Private Beta [Sparkology]

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  1. Posted by Kegels123 | October 7, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    15 bucks a month for 5 ladies a week is the NKI

  2. Posted by pazzo83 | October 7, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Does University of Phoenix count as a "top university"?

    – UBS VP

  3. Posted by guest | October 7, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    I must be sheltered. I've never heard of an escort agency's concierge service. Is that the pimp or the bodyguard?

  4. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Is the 5-for-$15 deal a monthly, weekly, or daily thing?

    – S. Berlusconi

  5. Posted by Alt_EST | October 7, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Clearly this woman has no idea who she's dealing with or what she's doing. 2AM at The Patriot? Try 12:30AM in Penn Station.

  6. Posted by Super Guest | October 7, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    A new business that includes algorithm and spells "browse" wrong in the same introductory email…NICE!

  7. Posted by someguy | October 7, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Wait, I have to pay extra, and pretend to be interested just to bang some gold diggers? I'll stick to running trains on match

  8. Posted by Chris Hansen | October 7, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Given their "Safety Tips", it sounds like guys from the top 30 universities are also sex offenders:

    Nearly all of these safety tips would apply to any first date, whether you met the person on Sparkology, at a bar, or through a friend.

    Use the time to check out each other's ID's. It's a fun way to laugh about how you looked when your ID photo was taken, AND verify the person's identity :)
    Take your own transportation – do not let your date pick you up and drop you off on the first date
    Meet in a public place in a busy part of town
    Meet at a reasonable hour when there will be many people around
    If you end up at a bar, watch your drink to make sure your date doesn't put anything in it; oh, and remember to stay sober until you're comfortable with the person
    Tell a friend or family member that you are going on a date and tell him or her where you're going

  9. Posted by 2whale2whale | October 7, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Add tag: bitches

  10. Posted by wahoo | October 7, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    I'm very well educated. This is perfect for me.

    -Metro North Passenger

  11. Posted by Zoroz | October 7, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    $15 for 5/wk is what I pay for Dick X. Bove's "research" "reports"

  12. Posted by Golden Boy | October 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    This is probably the easiest way to come into money.

  13. Posted by guest | October 7, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Can I find a woman who is able to train my pig to play a base guitar? UBS candidate

  14. Posted by Alex | October 7, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    You would pay $15 per spark pack of 5 sparks. You may purchase as many spark packs as you like. – Alex Furmansky, President

  15. Posted by Alex | October 7, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Sadly not. Though i hear they have a very rigorous iBanking curriculum… – Alex, President, UBS Veteran

  16. Posted by Alex | October 7, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    It's 15 bucks per month for a 5-Pack Spark Pack. Each spark entitles you to initiate conversation with a new woman. When she responds, it's free to continue a conversation. If the woman initiates, that's free as well. Women are far more likely to respond to your messages than on other sites because they know you are putting real value into your message and aren't just sending a message to every girl you see. – Alex, President

  17. Posted by Not Alex | October 7, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    This joke will be really funny if I keep doing it.

    – Guy who keeps posting as "Alex, President of Sparkology"

  18. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    They also spelled the company's own name wrong in one spot (Sparcology).

  19. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    For your own sake, please randomly read about half a dozen posts on this site and the comment threads before posting any comments of of your own.

    -Guy who winces at people who don't realize they are embarrassing themselves

  20. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    http://www.linkedin.com/in/alexfurmansky

    UBS Summer Analyst and President at Penn Club of South Florida!

  21. Posted by Kramer's Caddie | October 7, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    "Women are far more likely to respond to your messages than on other sites because they know you are putting real value into your message and aren't just sending a message to every girl you see."

    $3 per message – if the chick thinks that is real value, she is gonna be ecstatic when I make it rain at the Olive Garden.

  22. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    So you're confirming that, if I "burn through" my first five ladies in an hour, that I can go out and buy five more?

    If so, I have a follow up question… what is your policy on time limits?

    Thanks,
    Steve

  23. Posted by Guest | October 7, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Well played sir, well fucking played.

  24. Posted by trojan_ | October 7, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    why don't you take a seat?

  25. Posted by Peggy | October 7, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    My name Peggy, you come to our web site Sparkology.com or maybe it's Sparcology, okay?

  26. Posted by MeVC | October 7, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    "Local concierges ensure a smooth transition from online to offline"…. is that code for threesomes?

  27. Posted by MeVC | October 7, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Just because he has "fur-man" in his name, he is qualified to run a dating site?

  28. Posted by scooterpie | October 7, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    not to mention Appelbee's

  29. Posted by Kramer's Caddie | October 8, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Sounds like the fast lane to a four-way with Jesse Palmer and Chris Berman.

  30. Posted by Alex | October 8, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    Thank you for asking. You could buy more, but we monitor to make sure there are no specific people who over-abuse the system and just buy hundreds of sparks to the detriment of the overall user experience. Also, if we find that the general market has oversupply of outgoing messages, we will adjust rates accordingly to create the ideal supply/demand equilibrium. The Spark pack system is put in place for (i) women to receive more meaningful, personal messages and (ii) men to receive a higher response rate. Those goals will continue to underlie all decisions related to treatment of Sparks.

  31. Posted by WhyNot | October 8, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Funny comments, but the site actually sounds like a good idea. I've had plenty of friends (male & female) complain that other online dating sites suck. Why not keep set up a pricing structure that keeps douchebags out? I dunno maybe I'm asking the wrong crowd.

  32. Posted by Guest | October 8, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    It doesn't look like a bad idea… I know a couple people who use Match & one who uses eHarmony. They've showed me some of the messages they get – kind of embarrassed go be a guy because of it. "Hi ur cute." I don't know if I'd waste $3 to send that to *one* girl who I'd bet wouldn't respond if other people are writing good messages.

  33. Posted by Guest | October 9, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that this mindset is the kind of thing that keeps a lot of women from using match.com.

  34. Posted by guest | October 9, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Get our of here. Stop promoting your site.

  35. Posted by Guest | October 9, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    As a match.com user who's message inbox looks like that of what I am imagining the inbox of a Jersey Shore casting director looks like, I do see why this site could be interesting.

  36. Posted by Guest | October 9, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    She is definitely a sparkler!

  37. Posted by buy_low_sell_lower | October 9, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    i like the cut of your jib

  38. Posted by Pete from the Bush | October 10, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    From their website (with reverse type which is "oh so classy"

    Why did you limit the men to be graduates of the Top 30 schools?
    The top concern listed by women who had tried online dating services before was the lack of quality among male candidates found on those sites. The women on Sparkology are not looking for a one-night stand with a bus boy – they are looking for a real gentleman. While there are exceptions to every rule, men who attended prestigious universities typically possess some or all of the following traits:
    Intelligence
    Motivation/ambition
    Financial independence
    Good long-term values
    Good family/pedigree
    Again, we cannot guarantee that every man you meet on Sparkology will be "the one", but the difference between our candidate pool and the pools on other sites is literally night and day.

    Not to generalize or anything, but have any douche bags ever attended a Top 30 School? And if they're not looking for a one-night stand, how many dates do I get before getting a hummer?

  39. Posted by Dows up/rippinshots | October 10, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    "it sounds like guys from the top 30 universities are also sex offenders"…..blah blah blah, GFYS.

    -Center-Mid, Duke '06

  40. Posted by guesticles | October 10, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    This is why I wait until the second date before I roofie them!

    -Nailz

  41. Posted by guesticles | October 10, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Alex stop blogging about your stupid site allready nobody cares!

    – Mom
    http://www.match.com/alicefurmansky

  42. Posted by guesticles | October 10, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Alex we know it's you nobody here talks like that!

  43. Posted by dfdfef | October 10, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    o yea and UBS sucks

  44. Posted by Abe_Froman_ | October 10, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Can someone who’s firm doesn’t block dating/porn sites (SEC perhaps) list the “top 30” so we can all make fun of the included schools.

  45. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 10, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Can't seem to find the actual list on the website. Did find this gem, though:

    "…men who attended prestigious universities typically possess some or all of the following traits:

    •Intelligence
    •Motivation/ambition
    •Financial independence
    •Good long-term values
    •Good family/pedigree"

    Looking at the people I've worked with over the years, I'm not too sure about this…

  46. Posted by Chief Rainmaker | October 10, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    Good point about other dating sites sucking, but if you had the $, you wouldn't be trolling on a dating site…

  47. Posted by Fishing Pole | October 10, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    When a girl says "Hi ur cute" to me….my nuts retract in embarrassment…

  48. Posted by DoNotPark FireLane | October 10, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Right…guys who will kick them to the curb after about a year or so..

  49. Posted by CFA Camp Counselor | October 10, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Can we substitute CFA Level IV for a top 30 school?

  50. Posted by TexasTrader | October 10, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    "here is my shitty transcript from CU but I am killling it now!..You think I care about that C- in shakespeare mofos?"

  51. Posted by Dominique the Freak | October 10, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    I like the idea behind this…

    -DSK

  52. Posted by Dominique the Freak | October 10, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    ….. this woulda been better than J. Tree at 2am

  53. Posted by Nard Dog | October 10, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    About Me: I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the accapella group, "Here Comes Treble".

    Interests: I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college. I live to frolf.

  54. Posted by Bac Koffice | October 10, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Bess – I'm surprised no one mentioned how stunning you look in that profile picture.

  55. Posted by corky411 | October 10, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Clearly you don't know the "brain" behind this website….cass is the oldest sleaze bag in town

  56. Posted by LaxBroKing Trader | October 10, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Definitely, bros at J.Tree cock-blocked you too?

  57. Posted by guest | October 11, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Emphasis on "typically" and "some"

  58. Posted by guest | October 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Case in point: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/hamptons_ho

    If I wanted my love bought and paid for, I would own a dog…

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