• 31 Oct 2011 at 11:20 AM

Lynn Tilton: Ask And Ye Shall Receive

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“For many years I had men asking me on the phone each day what I was wearing and what color my underwear was,” Tilton said. “And so I sent out a Christmas card with me in a red lace sort of teddy, and red cowboy boots and a Santa hat, wishing them a Merry Christmas.” [ABC, earlier]

Comments (58)

  1. 1
    Posted by Nailz6 | October 31, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    Honestly I'm fucking disgusted.

  2. 2
    Posted by Merritt Parkway | October 31, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    My bits are still shrinking and it's nothing to do with the cold and snow here in CT.

  3. 3
    Posted by Texashedge | October 31, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Forever unclean!

  4. 4
    Posted by inlovewithpmco | October 31, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    bro, that is gnarly

  5. 5
    Posted by Zoroz | October 31, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    We asked for a holiday party but we received jello shots from Lynn's saggy cleavage.
    – Patriarch employees

  6. 6
    Posted by Bibi Jones | October 31, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    What a whore.

  7. 7
    Posted by nyrebel2003 | October 31, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    This chick is setting the women's movement back 100 years. My momma told me to never trust a ho.

  8. 8
    Posted by ShortNaked | October 31, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    You think shes into golden gating?

  9. 9
    Posted by merkin_capital | October 31, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    Did MS Paint have a "remove bramble" feature in this era? You know that shrub enveloped all land mass between growler and belly button.

  10. 10
    Posted by Jay | October 31, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Maids in Sofitel > Lynn

    - DSK

  11. 11
    Posted by Texashedge | October 31, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    I hate San Fransisco and I'm dropping Vernon Davis

  12. 12
    Posted by Brolo el-cunado | October 31, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    There's not enough three penis wine in the world to build this bridge

  13. 13
    Posted by Tank the Frank | October 31, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    What is it?

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | October 31, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    I've paid for worse

    - Jim Chanos

  15. 15
    Posted by HAM05 | October 31, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    def ate some water cookies

  16. 16
    Posted by Madeline M. O'Hare | October 31, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Her Xmas card — "Why I became an atheist."

  17. 17
    Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 31, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    This put's a whole other perspective on Ludacris' magnificent soundtrack "Uz a Hoe."

    Especially when he describes how "You cannot turn a Hoe into a housewife, Hoez do not act right."

  18. 18
    Posted by Spanishmoon | October 31, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Most of us have nailed worse. So have you. Why not just be a man and admit it?

  19. 19
    Posted by MeVC | October 31, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    "let me tell you one thing I need 50 dollar to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"

    - Lynn Tilton

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | October 31, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Needs to stick the elbows out further in picture #2. Other than that, I have many many concerns…

  21. 21
    Posted by MeVC | October 31, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Feel sorry for that step-ladder.

  22. 22
    Posted by Giggity | October 31, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    He's disgusted with himself for wanting her so badly and also disgusted because she stopped returning his calls after he forgot the "safe" word. That's double disgusted.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    Projection guy says what?

  24. 24
    Posted by Put_Option | October 31, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    So typical. Just when a woman even gets a little bit of power, everybody dumps on her! She's strong, confident, and successful. More women should be in this position or at least have the opportunity to be. Women are still second class citizens in America! Men are horrible!

    - Liberal Arts granola graduate #Lilithfair #DoTheCurtainsMatchTheDrapes?

  25. 25
    Posted by The Truth | October 31, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    That's not nice!

    - A. A. Dupre

  26. 26
    Posted by Rami | October 31, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Are you kidding me? I bid $4k for it. $5k if it's still moist.

    -Rami Shamir

  27. 27
    Posted by HungryIntern | October 31, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    I just want to know what self respecting male would want to know or see what underwear you were wearing?

    Future San Quentin Parole

  28. 28
    Posted by Rode hard put up wet | October 31, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Fine, but NY has a law banning equine porn (even the soft stuff).

  29. 29
    Posted by Robert Moore | October 31, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    I just saw this video, you must be retarded.

    [youtube R4ivmFQv1-0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ivmFQv1-0 youtube]

  30. 30
    Posted by s cheslock | October 31, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    she likes guys with big houses

  31. 31
    Posted by Not Impressed | October 31, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Speaking seriously for a second here…

    … what the hell are you supposed to do with a "Christmas card" like this? Do you put this on your mantle, next to the cards from grandmama? Do you stash it in your porn drawer, but risk penis shrinkage every time you're looking for self-action? Do you throw it in the trash, opening yourself up to the possibility that some neighborhood kid + trash man finds it, and draw incredibly wrong conclusions about you?

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | October 31, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Stacey's a lucky girl!

  33. 33
    Posted by Curtiss | October 31, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    You forgot #EmpathyTable. Bitch.

  34. 34
    Posted by For my collection | October 31, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Just forward it to me.

    -DSK

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | October 31, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Is Lynne hiring?
    (my career is dust, maybe she make me into diamonds)
    Kweku

    Count me in too
    Jon C

  36. 36
    Posted by Robert Moore | October 31, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    you know….after a second look…it kinda reminds of vintage 70's porn

  37. 37
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 31, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Is "Pokipse" meant to be Poughkeepsie?

  38. 38
    Posted by Stacey | October 31, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Give him a break. Dictionaries are in short supply around here.

  39. 39
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 31, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Serious answer- I'd assume those went to the office, not the house, since she was sending them to counterparties.

    If they did come to the house, I'd be more worried about my wife/girlfriend seeing it and wondering just wtf I was up to.

  40. 40
    Posted by Betting man | October 31, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    I'll see your "fucking disgusted" and I'll raise you a 'just plain yuck'.

  41. 41
    Posted by ML MD | October 31, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Might want to think twice about that. Not many have survived a Godzilla-sized labia crushing.

  42. 42
    Posted by TaintRight | October 31, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Worst Charlie Rose ever.

  43. 43
    Posted by RichieRich | October 31, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    You can keep her!

    Signed,
    Chelsea (The neighborhood)

  44. 44
    Posted by BrotherLehman | October 31, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    If ever there was an application for the phrase "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", it's right here.

  45. 45
    Posted by WSJevons | October 31, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    I have a fear boner.

  46. 46
    Posted by Guest | October 31, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    big bush or trap? face says trap, but 80's theme says big bush.

  47. 47
    Posted by que sera | October 31, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    I've seen worse on People Resources.

    S Cohen

  48. 48
    Posted by The Peeper | October 31, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Ejaculating

  49. 49
    Posted by Roger Moore | October 31, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Labiazilla

  50. 50
    Posted by bogey4 | October 31, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Wait, you mean she's not a real blonde?

  51. 51
    Posted by inlovewithpmco | October 31, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    PMCO can I be on your Christmas Card list this year? will you be wearing red lingerie?

  52. 52
    Posted by Roger Moore | October 31, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    I'm sure you will, perhaps yours will be delivered in person by her BF?

  53. 53
    Posted by Roger Moore | November 1, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    what's that ? a vagina?

  54. 54
    Posted by Hash Tag | November 1, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    #penisEnvy

  55. 55
    Posted by Full Intern | November 1, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    Your daddy.

  56. 56
    Posted by if ? : | November 1, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    so which one is it? you worried about the wife or the girlfriend or both?

  57. 57
    Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | November 1, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    I think it should be "Labezilla"

  58. 58
    Posted by inlovewithpmco | November 1, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    she has a BF?