• 26 Oct 2011 at 1:17 PM

Nouriel Roubini Suggests Silvio Berlusconi Focus On The Underage Prostitutes Full-Time

By Bess Levin

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 26, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    "seriously, you know who gets more ass than an acting president? a former one!"

    - Bubba Clinton

  2. 2
    Posted by juniormistmaker | October 26, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    "Come join me Silvio, and bring your friends"

    - N. Roubini

  3. 3
    Posted by Not Impressed | October 26, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    I'll bring the wrist-bands!

    - DSK

  4. 4
    Posted by HungryIntern | October 26, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    does that mean RAI has to be shut down?

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | October 26, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    He could use some of his own advice.

  6. 6
    Posted by M. Lewis | October 26, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    As Nouriel glanced over the "Putin bed," he couldn't help but admire Clooney's willpower in not succumbing to the allure of the bunga.

  7. 7
    Posted by FoxtrotEchoCharlie | October 26, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Muriel Houdini needs to relax and maybe make some sexy sexy time with his wall vaginas.

  8. 8
    Posted by Spanishmoon | October 26, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    For a man running a $$-losing consulting business, he has a lot of spare time to hand out advice to billionaires.

  9. 9
    Posted by j. Epstein | October 26, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Sil,

    Call me.

  10. 10
    Posted by Guesty | October 26, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    Underage Prostitutes & Wollensky

  11. 11
    Posted by AHFM | October 26, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    I was going to say "who asked you?" but then I realized the essence of Twitter is the suppression of this question.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 26, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Dear All NYU Freshman Women,

    You are cordially invited to a special Halloween party at my apartment on Monday, Oct 31st. In addition to having a magnificent time, you will also be doing your part to help the global economy and will have an opportunity to defray the cost of your studies. We will have a very special VIP from Italy who will make sure it is a very special night indeed. To RSVP, please send an email to nroubs@nyu.edu and also copy bungabunga@shittycountry.it. For security reason, we must maintain a strict guest list, so to facilitate identification you must include a picture of yourself in your intended costume for the evening.

    I look forward to seeing you on Monday,
    Noriel Roubini
    professor of economics

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | October 26, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    P.S. Please send picture in advance so we can make sure you are on the guest list.

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