• 28 Oct 2011 at 4:13 PM

OWS Mail Call: “You Will Learn To Love…Boxed Wine”

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Yesterday afternoon, the organizers of Occupy Wall Street announced that they’d be marching uptown to “deliver 6,000 letters from the 99% to the 1%.” The letters would be dropped off at Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, Wells FArgo, Citigroup and JPMorgan. There was also promise of a “singing telegram for Vikram Pandit, led by a choir and marching band,” and while there’s been no word on the musical interlude so far, letters were indeed sent. Here’s a sampling of the messages left on Park Ave:

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  1. 1
    Posted by Tseug | October 28, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Occupy Suck My Dick

  2. 2
    Posted by GentlemanTrader | October 28, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    so, let me get this straight…believing that your delusional rants are actually articulate "letters" is the NKI?

  3. 3
    Posted by derp | October 28, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Golly gee, with 2 Masters degrees you THINK the guy would be "able" to WRITE something coherent???

  4. 4
    Posted by MCAP | October 28, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Boxed wine for Friday happy hour? Try 4 loko

    -Bloomberg

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    You'd think with all of those masters degrees, they could put together something that didn't read like a second grader schnockered on boxed wine wrote it.

    More evidence that you're jobless not because of the 'Corporations', but because you're a fucking idiot.

  6. 6
    Posted by ACDC | October 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Beer a box has always been better than wine in the box.
    Go Cardinals!

  7. 7
    Posted by Lover of Learning | October 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Free Masters in Womyn's Studies? Great, now I can afford to get one In Peace Studies too.

  8. 8
    Posted by pazzo83 | October 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Boxed wine? I thought you guys weren't into that fancy stuff.

    - UBS MD

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought…etc, etc.

    Margie, go kill yourself.

    - Tired quant

  10. 10
    Posted by FKApmco | October 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    Dear OWS: Rational thought…look it up
    –Descartes

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    A Louby is so 2009. I tried to sell mine, but realized I had no idea what it even was.

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Oh so you want the bailout money back so you you can lend it to cart vendors? Ok cool. We were going to make small business loans but you and Mr. Volcker told us we had to really cut back on risk. So we decided to loan it to IBM instead. Their credit rating is better than the US government so we thought that would be more prudent than loaning to the cart guy. We're just doing what you told us to do. Sheesh make up your minds already…

  13. 13
    Posted by pazzo83 | October 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I got 3 Masters degrees in 17th Century philosophy alone, OK?!

    - delusional protester who thinks that you shouldn't have to pay for goods and services that you buy

  14. 14
    Posted by Tseug | October 28, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Margie & Wollensky

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Franzia & Wollensky?

    - Guy who knows this makes no sense but has seen the so-and-so & Wollensky joke a few times and wants in on the action

  16. 16
    Posted by Financial_Servicer | October 28, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    These all read like they were written by women. No offense, Michael.

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    We already repaid TARP

    thx,

    JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, American Express, Goldman Sachs, U.S. Bancorp, Capital One, Bank of New York Mellon, State Street, BB&T, Wells Fargo, and BofA

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Mr/ms OWS, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  19. 19
    Posted by Bandersnatch | October 28, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    I wanted to get in on the deal too but unfortunately my name is Smith (also, I'm not ready to be monogamous with my steakhouses)

  20. 20
    Posted by Wow | October 28, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    What a bunch of jabornis

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Margie please stop watching Jeopardy. It has a weird effect on your writing skills.

  22. 22
    Posted by Bandersnatch | October 28, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    I try to be sympathetic but these kind of notices make it difficult
    - Guy with no advanced degrees who has to work his ass off to provide for his wife and passel of kids and their private school educations 'cause the public schools suck and it's immoral that Newark A charges $30 freaking K a year for something that my tax dollars were supposed to provide

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Am I a bad father for forcing my kids to go to Millburn HS?

  24. 24
    Posted by Domestic Expat | October 28, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Shhh, you're not allowed to use logic in these discussions.

  25. 25
    Posted by Regions | October 28, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Uh, yeah, well, so what, we got Morgan Keegan (you wanna buy it 99%?)….

  26. 26
    Posted by AIG Spelling Quant | October 28, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Whinging?

    -Guy who doesn't have a Masters

  27. 27
    Posted by Financial_Servicer | October 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Get a dictionary and then kill yourself.

  28. 28
    Posted by HeyThxSergey&Larry | October 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whinge

    It used the word correctly. Although, really? What an asshat.

    – Guy who doesn't have a masters, but knows how to use the internets to look up fancy words

  29. 29
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    But wIthout the caffeine, what's the point?

  30. 30
    Posted by OWS | October 28, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    We could use some tarps.

  31. 31
    Posted by m. hazard | October 28, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    so you're ok with intervention so long as it works out in the end?

  32. 32
    Posted by Bandersnatch | October 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    No, but you would be if you were talking Parsippany HS

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    Posted by deal_mkr | October 28, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    We could use some dynamic thinkers and leaders such as yourselves.

    - UBS HR

  34. 34
    Posted by AIG Spelling Quant | October 28, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Remember, though, I am an AIG Spelling Quant.

    -Guy who's almost good enough for UBS, not quite good enough for Jeffries.

  35. 35
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 28, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    That would be asking far too much.

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    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 28, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Spell it with a "y", perhaps.

  37. 37
    Posted by BrotherLehman | October 28, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    "Jefferies".

    –MF Global European Bond Quant/Mailroom Asst. Supervisor.

  38. 38
    Posted by rootingchimpanzee | October 28, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    yt?

  39. 39
    Posted by PermaGuestII | October 28, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Or a PSent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

  40. 40
    Posted by snoopy | October 28, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    what do you say you and I get ripped!

  41. 41
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    Maybe he should actually try applying his education to a JOB

  42. 42
    Posted by Guest | October 28, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Maybe their degree is from University of Bridgeport

  43. 43
    Posted by Patrick Bateman | October 28, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    Never mind the profit US taxpayers made on those funds either…

  44. 44
    Posted by Kramerica | October 28, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Kramer: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

    Dean Jones: You fly is open.

  45. 45
    Posted by c. norris | October 28, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    Non sequitur?

    It's entirely consistent to be against TARP but still be happy with how it turned out.

  46. 46
    Posted by Orthographer | October 28, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    It's not even an American word! What are they doing here?

  47. 47
    Posted by Senor Four Loko. | October 29, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    I am preparing for the apocalypse and have several hundred full-strength, pre-ban 4-lokos in my garage. I am going out with a bang, my friends, and anyone worthy of finding their way here is welcome to participate.

  48. 48
    Posted by Charlie Sheen | October 29, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    Whinging!

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    Posted by Whingemaster General | October 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Dallas. Equities.

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    Posted by Epstein | October 29, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Drunk 2nd graders?

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    Posted by SNL | October 30, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Goldenboy is partial to dick in a box

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    Posted by HFguy | October 31, 2011 at 5:57 AM

    That's right Margie. Hey Quant, show Margie how you are using the advanced jet propulsion models to predict market and how wonderful they have been. Yeah, Margie, just wait there while Tired Quant shows you what a coherent response looks like.

  53. 53
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    I wish

    -DSK

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    Haven't you heard? Postmodernism is about rejecting logical positivism. Starbucks really values that kind of outside the box thinking.

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