OWS Mail Call: “You Will Learn To Love…Boxed Wine”

Yesterday afternoon, the organizers of Occupy Wall Street announced that they’d be marching uptown to “deliver 6,000 letters from the 99% to the 1%.” The letters would be dropped off at Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, Wells FArgo, Citigroup and JPMorgan. There was also promise of a “singing telegram for Vikram Pandit, led by a choir and marching band,” and while there’s been no word on the musical interlude so far, letters were indeed sent. Here’s a sampling of the messages left on Park Ave:

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123 Responses to “OWS Mail Call: “You Will Learn To Love…Boxed Wine””

  1. Tseug says:

    Occupy Suck My Dick

  2. GentlemanTrader says:

    so, let me get this straight…believing that your delusional rants are actually articulate "letters" is the NKI?

  3. derp says:

    Golly gee, with 2 Masters degrees you THINK the guy would be "able" to WRITE something coherent???

  4. MCAP says:

    Boxed wine for Friday happy hour? Try 4 loko


  5. Guest says:

    You'd think with all of those masters degrees, they could put together something that didn't read like a second grader schnockered on boxed wine wrote it.

    More evidence that you're jobless not because of the 'Corporations', but because you're a fucking idiot.

  6. ACDC says:

    Beer a box has always been better than wine in the box.
    Go Cardinals!

  7. Lover of Learning says:

    Free Masters in Womyn's Studies? Great, now I can afford to get one In Peace Studies too.

  8. pazzo83 says:

    Boxed wine? I thought you guys weren't into that fancy stuff.

    – UBS MD

  9. Guest says:

    At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought…etc, etc.

    Margie, go kill yourself.

    – Tired quant

    • HFguy says:

      That's right Margie. Hey Quant, show Margie how you are using the advanced jet propulsion models to predict market and how wonderful they have been. Yeah, Margie, just wait there while Tired Quant shows you what a coherent response looks like.

  10. FKApmco says:

    Dear OWS: Rational thought…look it up

    • pazzo83 says:

      I got 3 Masters degrees in 17th Century philosophy alone, OK?!

      – delusional protester who thinks that you shouldn't have to pay for goods and services that you buy

    • PermaGuestII says:

      That would be asking far too much.

    • FoucaultLover says:

      Haven't you heard? Postmodernism is about rejecting logical positivism. Starbucks really values that kind of outside the box thinking.

  11. Guest says:

    A Louby is so 2009. I tried to sell mine, but realized I had no idea what it even was.

  12. Guest says:

    Oh so you want the bailout money back so you you can lend it to cart vendors? Ok cool. We were going to make small business loans but you and Mr. Volcker told us we had to really cut back on risk. So we decided to loan it to IBM instead. Their credit rating is better than the US government so we thought that would be more prudent than loaning to the cart guy. We're just doing what you told us to do. Sheesh make up your minds already…

  13. Tseug says:

    Margie & Wollensky

  14. guest says:

    Franzia & Wollensky?

    – Guy who knows this makes no sense but has seen the so-and-so & Wollensky joke a few times and wants in on the action

  15. Financial_Servicer says:

    These all read like they were written by women. No offense, Michael.

  16. Guest says:

    We already repaid TARP


    JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, American Express, Goldman Sachs, U.S. Bancorp, Capital One, Bank of New York Mellon, State Street, BB&T, Wells Fargo, and BofA

  17. Guest says:

    Mr/ms OWS, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  18. Wow says:

    What a bunch of jabornis

  19. guest says:

    Margie please stop watching Jeopardy. It has a weird effect on your writing skills.

  20. AIG Spelling Quant says:


    -Guy who doesn't have a Masters

  21. deal_mkr says:

    We could use some dynamic thinkers and leaders such as yourselves.

    – UBS HR

  22. AIG Spelling Quant says:

    Remember, though, I am an AIG Spelling Quant.

    -Guy who's almost good enough for UBS, not quite good enough for Jeffries.

  23. snoopy says:

    what do you say you and I get ripped!

  24. Kramerica says:

    Kramer: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

    Dean Jones: You fly is open.

  25. Senor Four Loko. says:

    I am preparing for the apocalypse and have several hundred full-strength, pre-ban 4-lokos in my garage. I am going out with a bang, my friends, and anyone worthy of finding their way here is welcome to participate.

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    Dallas. Equities.

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