The company said it plans to take “appropriate disciplinary action” against other individuals in the Equities business” as a result of the trading incident. UBS said it also expects to take disciplinary action “against responsible staff in other functions.” [WSJ]
Archive for October 2011
UBS Will Have A Serious Talk With Everyone Who Let The Adoboli Incident Go Down When They Get Home
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Bonus Watch ’11: James Gorman Advises MD’s To Keep Their Expectation Low
By Bess Levin
Really low. Like lucky if you get a free cannoli low. Continue reading »
“UBS said Francois Gouws and Yassine Bouhara resigned as co-heads of Global Equities following the recent unauthorized trading incident. Mike Stewart will become sole global head of Equities, it said.” [Bloomberg]
We live in a golden age of information dissemination and stock liquidity, in which news moves faster than earthquakes and high-frequency-trading robots can trade faster than you can blink, meaning that the next time there’s an earthquake your 401k will have bought construction stocks and Twitter even before you stop shaking.
But we’re also living in a golden age of misinformation, where you can find someone to publish pretty much any rumor you want, and those rumors can move markets up or down instantly. And for some reason the robots who’ve been put in charge of markets seem to be not dispassionate calculating machines but rather touchy C-3PO types, and can exacerbate the speed and severity of crashes with their hypersensitivity. But the upside should be that the recovery from millisecond crashes should be similarly quick – once misinformation is corrected, the robots should dry their tears, blow their noses, and bid prices back up in a few more milliseconds.
Maybe not so much. Three New York Fed researchers looked at a particularly silly case:
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All 41 items must be completed by 4PM, with an official start time of 11:15AM. Said items include: Cheese Puffs, Snyder Low Fat Pretzels, Goldfish, Doritos, White Cheddar Popcorn, Snyder Regular Pretzels, Snyder Low Fat Pretzels, party mix, Fritos, Baked Lays, Baked Doritos, Lays, Sun Chips, Express Oatmeal, canned fruit, Sour Straws, Reeses, Fiber One Bar, M&Ms, Peanut M&Ms, Goobers, Fiber One Snack, Twizzlers, Snickers Crunch, Twix, Milky Way, Pretzels M&Ms, Snickers Crunch, Skittles, Starburst, peanuts, Raisinets, trail mix, strudel, more trail mix, crackers, sandwich crème cookies and Milanos.
The challenger, whose colleagues at an unnamed Connecticut firm note “is in a motorcycle club- enough said” (??), is apparently so confident that rather than eat a light dinner and get some rest last night, he mowed down a tray of tacos and got little sleep. If he finishes everything by the close and keeps it down for two hours he wins nothing, i.e. “respect.” For those who feel the extremely generous time allotment renders this contest not so much a challenge but a snack, channel your feelings of disgust towards stepping up to the plate with something better.
11:21 Guy has finished Cheese Doodles, Snyder Low Fat Pretzels, Goldfish, Doritos, White Cheddar Popcorn, Snyder Thin Pretzels, and second bag of SLFP’s. Continue reading »
Angela Merkel Suggests Euro Bond Enthusiasts Go Back To The Kiddie Table– The Adults Are Talking Here
By Bess Levin
The euro area has to resolve “that the time of living above our means is over once and for all” and pursue debt reduction that will stretch over “many years,” Merkel said in a speech to members of her Christian Democratic Union late yesterday in Magdeburg, eastern Germany. While stepping up her rejection of a Greek default, she said that issuance of shared debt by euro countries isn’t the solution to the problem spilling from Greece, even though some may long for the “big bang” to end the debt crisis. “Whoever believes that has no clue about the economy,” she said. [Bloomberg, earlier, earlier re: kid tables]
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US And New York Sue BNY Mellon (WSJ)
The Justice Department and New York’s attorney general filed separate civil lawsuits alleging that the bank fraudulently charged clients for currency transactions. Filed within hours of each other late Tuesday, the suits allege that BNY Mellon defrauded or misled state and public pension funds, private companies, universities and banks in a decade-long scheme of overcharging for foreign exchange. The move by the U.S. attorney in Manhattan is the first time federal prosecutors have filed a legal action in the mushrooming currency case, though it wasn’t a criminal complaint—something no major U.S. bank has ever survived.
At S&P, A Crusader For Tough Ratings (WSJ)
Under Mr. Adelson’s guidance, S&P has made it more difficult for many issuers to receive Triple-A ratings, its coveted highest score. The top rating should be “sacrosanct,” Mr. Adelson has told colleagues, adding it should be tested as rigorously “as jet engines on an airplane.” S&P downgraded nearly 17% of its Triple-A-rated structured finance securities in 2010. That’s almost double the amount downgraded by Fitch Ratings and nearly triple the amount downgraded by Moody’s Investors Service during the same period, though each firm’s ratings express slightly different measurements of a bond’s safety. Among sovereign government bonds that are rated by both S&P and Moody’s as of September, S&P had lower ratings in 25 cases, and Moody’s in 21.
Announced US Job Cuts Rise 212% In Year (Bloomberg)
Announced firings jumped 212 percent, the largest increase since January 2009, to 115,730 last month from 37,151 in September 2010, according to Chicago-based Challenger, Gray & Christmas Inc. Cuts in government employment, led by the Army’s five-year troop reduction plan, and at Bank of America accounted for almost 70 percent of the announcements. While the bulk of firings are not “directly related” to economic weakness, they “could definitely be a sign of more cuts to come,” John A. Challenger, chief executive officer of Challenger, Gray & Christmas, said in a statement. “Bank of America is not the only bank still struggling in the wake of the housing collapse, and the military cutbacks are probably just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to federal spending cuts.”
Obama Prods Cantor To Get House Jobs Vote (Bloomberg)
“I mean, what’s the problem?” Obama said yesterday at a Texas rally to boost the economy and reduce unemployment for everyone from teachers to construction workers. “Do they not have the time? They just had a week off! I — is it inconvenient?”
On Way To Wall Street, Confronting A Protest (BusinessWeek)
On Sunday, Jennifer Berg, a former senior executive at the investment banks Morgan Stanley and UBS, boarded a subway heading downtown and took a seat across from three protesters holding signs. “American Spring,” one sign proclaimed. “Down with Wall Street,” read another. The veteran Wall Streeter figured she might as well introduce herself. “I just said what exactly are you protesting?” One of the protesters told her he was upset with the marketing of subprime mortgages. Berg countered by asking if homebuyers who took on too much debt shouldn’t share some of the responsibility. Another explained that she wanted more control over the economy. Berg said she told them that if they tried to close down Wall Street, it would choke the flow of money that sustains the world economy. “We had a really decent chat. These guys were disgruntled. I think they were unemployed. They felt like they were making a difference,” Berg says. “They listened to what I had to say and then they shook my hand. They said it was a great pleasure to have this conversation.” Continue reading »
$$$ “Like everyone else, I’m dissatisfied with what the economy’s doing right now,” Mr Bernanke said, adding that protesters had cause to be unhappy over the economy and political issues. (FT)
$$$ The S&P 500 closed yesterday, October 3, 2011, at 1099.23. Exactly three years ago, on October 3, 2008, it closed at 1099.23. (MarketBeat)
$$$ “Your decision to charge a new monthly debit fee is an overt attempt to make even more profit off the backs of your customers,” Durbin wrote to Bank of America Chief Executive Officer Brian Moynihan in a letter released yesterday. In comments on the Senate floor yesterday, Durbin called on Bank of America customers to “get the heck out of that bank.” (Bloomberg)
$$$ Madoff Victims Set to Receive $312 Million Payout (Dealbook)
$$$ Bridgewater Sells Back Office To BNY Mellon (GT)
$$$ Anonymous Declares War: On October 10 at 3:30 p.m., the New York Stock Exchange Will Be No More (BetaBeat)
$$$ William Shatner on the Economy and Investing (WSJ) Continue reading »
…or did the “rolling tobacco and tampons” care package come from someone else in Charlotte?
