Here’s her thinking:

“If corporations are people, then Goldman Sachs needs to be executed for pre-meditated mass murder, terrorism, mayhem, and grand larceny…we can no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder, because it teaches children that they don’t have to have any morals…so I am for the return of the guillotine, for the worst of the guilty…I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million of personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn’t help, then being beheaded.”

Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won’t Give Up Wealth [RCP]

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Comments (91)

  1. Posted by Blankfein | October 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I advocate the use of the guillotine on guilty fat people. Go figure.

    -Lloyd B.

  2. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I'm for advocating beheading greedy bitches who scoop all of the poker chips to their side of the table.

  3. Posted by Zoroz | October 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Confiscations, reeducations and executions is the old KI.
    ~ Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Hitler, etc.

  4. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Janis Joplin sounds pissed.

  5. Posted by FreddieMac | October 3, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Another dipshit Obamabot mistaking stock (wealth) for flow (income). And I don't even like "the bankers" and think many should be in jail for fraud.

  6. Posted by Lunch Box | October 3, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Very good talk Roseanne…in fact, why dont we lower it to $75 million? bad idea, you say?
    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrit…

  7. Posted by Spanishmoon | October 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Just make Dick Fuld spend a weekend in Niagara Falls with Roseanne.

    He would beg for the fucking guillotine……

  8. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    +1
    ~ Putin

  9. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Hitler, etc. & Wollensky

  10. Posted by Hm. | October 3, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    The Gorilla and the Elephant……

  11. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    i'd be interested to hear roseanne's position on letting them eat cake, pretty sure which side of the issue she falls on that one!

  12. Posted by Alt_EST | October 3, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    "My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

    -R. Barr

  13. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 3, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Hey, wait, what about me?

    -Mussolini

  14. Posted by alan lowe | October 3, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    A black man would drop kick keira knightley to get with roseanna barr

    -c rock

  15. Posted by bartleby | October 3, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Goldman Sachs guilty of premeditated mass murder? Did I somehow miss this story or is this the new lie to chant until the college kids believe its true?

  16. Posted by Fredo | October 3, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Of course, she doesn't care about the difference, even if she understands it. Once again, the consistent message "anything more than I have is bad" comes through loud and clear from a redistributionist.

  17. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    And fuck that greedy nerd Bill Gates. What does he need all that money for?

  18. Posted by merkin_capital | October 3, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Her opinion has never been more relevant!

    -Mayam Bialik

  19. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 3, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    Is anybody else getting kind of worried that these protestors are really going to fuck shit up? It's fucking spreading to everywhere, people are protesting just for the sake of fucking protesting in Prague and Zimbabawe. In all seriousness, Bloomberg should have shut this fucking shit down weeks ago, the shit is gonna fucking spread and we are going to get fucking pillaged.

  20. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 3, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    I think the help will only arrive once a 19 year old GS Summer Analyst gets murdered by a flock of these protestors, who will cheer.

  21. Posted by Steve McCrosky | October 3, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Did you pick the wrong week to stop sniffing glue?

  22. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I would rather be beheaded than take Roseanne to pound town.

  23. Posted by davidrusso | October 3, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    In all fairness, she also recommends the guillotine for use on baguettes, sticks of hard butter and sweet, sweet sausages.

    She's fat.

  24. Posted by Judge Smails | October 3, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    I find myself in the strange position of agreeing with Roseanne Barr.

    "Do the honors pookie…"

  25. Posted by wait for it | October 3, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Who cares what you think Ozzy Osbourne.

  26. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | October 3, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    She looks like the white Whoopi Goldberg in those shades.

  27. Posted by Chunk | October 3, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    +450 (lbs)

  28. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Honestly? No.
    I much prefer and support the SlutWalks but if these granola-fed parentally-supported twits want to peacefully protest, who cares? E
    ventually it'll get too cold to spend the day outside or a whale will wash up on shore somewhere and then BAM on to the next problem.

  29. Posted by D. Schrute | October 3, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

  30. Posted by Judge Smails | October 3, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    In the interest of full disclosure, I'd not be against the guillotine for more than a few protestors. The more frequent application of capital punishment would make the punishment less unusual, thereby reducing the number of successful challenges under the clause of the 8th Amendment's cruel and unusual punishment clause…

    Such a person will never be a member at Bushwood.

  31. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 3, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Agreed. Just like the rest of us, they have a Constitutionally-guaranteed right to make idiots of themselves in public. As long as they're not blocking traffic or destroying property let them keep on banging on their bongos. Besides, a heavy-handed NYPD crackdown would be surest way for these losers to generate even *more* media attention.

  32. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 3, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    You realize it's October, right?

  33. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    She looks like she ate Whoopi Goldberg in those shades

  34. Posted by Cut Me | October 3, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Did someone say to eat cake?
    -Roseanne

  35. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I've sent people younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to, but felt I owed it to them.

  36. Posted by Jay | October 3, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Yes, I cannot agree more. Also, the money paid back should be given to those less fortunate.

    - UBS MD

  37. Posted by Golden Boy | October 3, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Mulatto lover, silver fruitcake and Wollensky.

  38. Posted by Mays School of Biz | October 3, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    MBA from the Phoenix, eh?

  39. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Just wait till it gets cold out…

    - M. Bloomberg

  40. Posted by Marie Antoinette | October 3, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    All that protest bullshit doesn't mean anything.

  41. Posted by Maître d | October 3, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    That's nothing compared to the pre-meditated mass murder of the dessert cart that she pulls whenever she goes out to dinner.

  42. Posted by HAM05 | October 3, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    il duce was a pussy

  43. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Actually, I could watch idiots complaining about the "capitalist system" via Twitter and Facebook on their Macbooks and iPhones while sipping Starbucks coffee all day. It never stops being funny. So no, I am not worried.

  44. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    TAMU Mays, that's an online program right?

  45. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Ah, that explains it… $100 mil is a pretty high bar for a redistributionist… But now it makes sense.

  46. Posted by FreddieMac | October 3, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Texas-PanAmerican-Brownsville part-time. Flunked out of TAMU Mays.

  47. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 3, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Fresca?

  48. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Not everyone is cut out to be jackbooted Hitler youth, don't feel bad. I assume your classes are taught in Spanish.

  49. Posted by Texashedge | October 3, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    This is all the fault of the corporations, man, sitting in their…corporation buildings…acting all corporationy.

  50. Posted by Mort Glickman | October 3, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    Very weak….many of you probably have Ivy League diplomas. Can't you come up with something more clever than Roseanne fat jokes ?

  51. Posted by Greedo | October 3, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us… Please have a party! Feed us drinks! Get us laid! Aahhhhhh!

    -Droz

  52. Posted by davidrusso | October 3, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Roseanne? Is that you? Did you eat Mort?

  53. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    And then they make money

  54. Posted by PermaGuestII | October 3, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Occam's razor.

  55. Posted by Count de Money | October 3, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    The peasants are revolting!

  56. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Apparently, Real Clear Politics (whoever they are) can't get guests on air whose opinion matters to anyone

  57. Posted by GentlemanTrader | October 3, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Dear god…marrying this fat, hypocritical twat was even more embarrassing that than staring in that fucking abortion known as "McHale's Navy."

    -T. Arnold

  58. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Lead by example, funny man.

  59. Posted by Judge Smails | October 3, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    In all fairness, he made up for that McHale's Navy thing by being beat with a baseball bat in season 2 of Sons of Anarchy…

  60. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    if the government is a person…we need to start rolling heads

  61. Posted by MS Investors | October 3, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    We would love it if you use the guillotine on Mack and Gorman…..Thank you, Roseanne……

  62. Posted by Corporate Gnome | October 3, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Step 1: Act Corporationy
    Step 2: ????
    Step 3: Profit!!!

  63. Posted by Ned Stark | October 3, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Winter is coming…

  64. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 3, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204…

    Watch how many politicians begin to support this and watch how regulation/bankers taxes are affected by all this.

  65. Posted by Tom's Accountant | October 3, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    More embarrassing, but also more lucrative.

  66. Posted by Fat Cunt Apologist | October 3, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    You have to give her credit; this is the most attention Roseanne's gotten in 15 years.

  67. Posted by Some Guy | October 3, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    Man, Ozzy looks pissed.

    Big credit to DB for being able to transcribe his remarks so well.

  68. Posted by one | October 3, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    And me too!

    -Pol Pot

  69. Posted by Red October | October 3, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    I do!!

    – V.I. Lenin

  70. Posted by Gues | October 3, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Maybe the protestors should be offered free bars of soap and deodorant and forced to use them

  71. Posted by Cut Me | October 3, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    I already did her.
    -P. North

  72. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    "Roseanne, Crack is wack!"

    Love, Whitney Houston

  73. Posted by NowOnePerson | October 3, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    I need to get this image straight in my head, can you clarify? Was Whoopi wearing the shades when she was eaten, or was Roseanne wearing them when she was doing the eating? Gotta make sure I'm picturing this properly.

  74. Posted by Baby Doc | October 3, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    and me

  75. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    GB why do you register so we can see how low your ID rating would be…..

  76. Posted by NYPD | October 3, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Be on the look out: Tom Arnold is missing

  77. Posted by Beatles Fan | October 3, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Is that John Lenin on the left?

  78. Posted by Beatles Fan #2 | October 3, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Or is Ozzy?

  79. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Which head?

  80. Posted by I'm a Dude | October 3, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    and whats wrong with fat jokes?

  81. Posted by Excuse me | October 3, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    Who's Roseanne?

  82. Posted by guest | October 3, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    Roseanne & Wollensky?

  83. Posted by FunnyMan | October 3, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Your momma is so fat they called HER Roseanne Barr.

  84. Posted by Guest | October 3, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Because Roseanne at Smith

  85. Posted by LazyLightning | October 3, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    This fear is explainable but not excusable. She doesn't like jews. It's epstein-barr syndrome.

  86. Posted by Guest | October 4, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Bitch may win Nobel peace prize

  87. Posted by Guest | October 4, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    TOTALLY. This is my point to my FB friends — they're feeding the very corporations they're protesting against. Obviating their point. — These people are wack and don't even know what they want. They're just mad – or feeling cool for protesting. Everyone wants to feel self-righteous.

  88. Posted by DGwaltney | October 5, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Crazy, fanatical, yeah probably, but some of us who support Roseanne Barr would rather follow her path than that of the corrupt politicians and corporate executives. While some of her followers would rather she accept a less-violent approach, imprisonment and psychiatric correction for example, we have to accept that she will make the ultimate decisions.

  89. Posted by Jimp | October 5, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    Re-education camps? What is that…a nicer term for concentration camps? And people who support this woman actually call themselves American? I tell you what mother fuckers…come try to put me in a re-education camp and see how fast I put a hole in your skull. Back in the 70's, Bill Ayers said the same thing…that 25 million Americans needed to killed because they didn't agree with his position on the war and economics. Now this fucking retard is friends with this boy child that calls himself the president. I tell you, conservative brothers and sisters….you better be paying attention. Just read some of these posts on here and other websites coming from these sick twisted liberals. If we're smart, we'll take them seriously and make sure that when they come to redistribute your home and wealth then put you in a "re-education" camp, you'll redistribute some hollow points.

  90. Posted by Jackie | October 7, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Hey Rosanne! Can I manage your money?

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