• 18 Oct 2011 at 3:19 PM

Thespian-Cum-Trading Guru 0-For-2 On Bar Brawls

Prior to his turn as an investment banker/research analyst/junior trader/private wealth manager/PE guy in Money Never Sleeps, Shia Labeouf spent a lot of time on the Street, learning the tricks of the trade. At the Encino Charles Schwab office, he learned how to turn $20,000 into $489,000 in less than three months. A Citi, he learned how to program Bloomberg into his speed dial. At John Thomas Financial, he learned how to trade on his flip-phone. And at a diner in Lower Manhattan, after hesitating on American or Cheddar, he learned the hard way how one does and doesn’t get a job at Goldman Sachs. Unfortunately, one bit of wisdom Shia’s guru’s never thought to instill in him was how to go head to head with Marilyn Manson or take a punch from a shirtless guy in Canada.

Actor Shia LaBeouf was knocked to the ground and repeatedly punched in the head during a wild brawl outside a nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia. Video footage shows a disheveled LaBeouf being attacked by an unidentified shirtless man outside a bar called Cinema Public House. The “Transformers” star gets to his feet and attempts to hit back but is restrained by a friend who can be heard saying, “You gotta lay low right now!” LaBeouf, 25, and the other man began arguing inside the bar. After security kicked them out, the attacker ripped off his shirt and began throwing punches at LaBeouf.

‘Transformers’ star LaBeouf beatdown [NYP]
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  1. Posted by Guest | October 18, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Best film he's ever made…

  2. Posted by Horn | October 18, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Wall Street 3: Jersey Slore Never Sleeps

  3. Posted by Kegels123 | October 18, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    "At UBS, he learned how to lose $2 bil with the click of a mouse"

  4. Posted by AIG Quant via LEH | October 18, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    How do you kill it?

  5. Posted by trojan_ | October 18, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    Bumfights

  6. Posted by Zoroz | October 18, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    The fight winner must have lost his shirt as an IOC long on LeBeef's tip, hence the argument.

  7. Posted by guest | October 18, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Beating up the worst Wall Street character in movie history is NKI…

  8. Posted by Mike | October 18, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    He needs to find another outlet for his anger, like raising pigeons.

  9. Posted by Movie Critic | October 18, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    Bout time….

  10. Posted by Danker_Banker | October 18, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    If you're going to pick a bar brawl in a hockey town, best make sure you're not a skinny thespian pussy first

  11. Posted by early_hominid | October 18, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Nothing's worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Fighting is too much like fucking. Too much id involved.

  12. Posted by Alt_EST | October 18, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    No, now I'm in to something…darker.

    -Krieger

  13. Posted by 3Oh! 3 | October 18, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    "Your man couldn't cut it
    Got his fake ass gutted
    He muttered something monotoned
    Under his breath
    Now he's out first round
    With his hand on his chest
    Must have been a cardiac
    Now he's searching for his Pontiac
    To get back to a bar attack
    To brush up on his battle rap…"

  14. Posted by Cut Me | October 18, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Bess, shouldn't the tag be, "come at me eh".

  15. Posted by guest | October 18, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    or Guinea pigs

  16. Posted by Put_Option | October 18, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Shia is about as hard as the moonwalk playpen at a 10-year-old's birthday party

  17. Posted by JerseyShorePatrol | October 18, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    The guy on crutches is awesome.

  18. Posted by anon | October 18, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Bummer fights.

    – Guy who speaks British English

  19. Posted by Martin Sheen | October 18, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Wow, Richard Schiff lost weight!

  20. Posted by Sleeper | October 18, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    I thought his boy in the plaid was going to start making out with him Brokeback Mountain style for a second there…

    - Guy who hates close talkers

  21. Posted by Ike Broflovsky | October 18, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    It's like no one takes canadians seriously, eh?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtYSQ2eut-U

  22. Posted by guest | October 18, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    gerbils would be more appropriate.
    Just ask Richard Geere

  23. Posted by Backdoor_Bess | October 18, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    no, no, it should be "Thespian-Cum-Dumpster"

  24. Posted by Haterade | October 18, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    The beat-up Giants hat and facial hair say laid back, the shirt that's short enough to reveal his navel if he put his arms up says I've done unspeakable things for movie roles…

  25. Posted by D | October 18, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Backdoor_Bess killing in on that comment.

  26. Posted by Fresh Mlk's Grandma | October 18, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    The bearded lady is a Giants fan?

  27. Posted by Guest | October 18, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    HELP ME BUMBLEBEE!

  28. Posted by InterOiled | October 18, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    looks like John Thomas Financial is not liking this comment

  29. Posted by HarvardBrohan | October 18, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    Hung out with Shia last night, saw "Oh Africa, Brave Africa", it was a laugh riot.

    -Patrick Bateman,CFA

  30. Posted by Chazzito | October 18, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    Leave Italian girls out of this!

  31. Posted by AIG Psychiatrist | October 18, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Learn to spell "is" properly, please.

  32. Posted by TheodoreBallgamePhD | October 18, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    He's one of the greats!

    -J. Cramer

  33. Posted by early_hominid | October 18, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    "Is" as in "AIG Psychiatrist's subtlety is usually lost on the casual reader."

  34. Posted by Reticent Grandma | October 18, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    That's a shame.

  35. Posted by guest | October 19, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    Shia "not so" la Buff

  36. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    There is no way Bateman attained his CFA. He does M&A and is lazy as fuck.

    -Patrick Bateman, VP

  37. Posted by CPB | October 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Douche? Yes. But he's still worth $40M and bangs models on the reg.

  38. Posted by HFguy | October 19, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    BUMBLE BEE where the fuck are you

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