Prior to his turn as an investment banker/research analyst/junior trader/private wealth manager/PE guy in Money Never Sleeps, Shia Labeouf spent a lot of time on the Street, learning the tricks of the trade. At the Encino Charles Schwab office, he learned how to turn $20,000 into $489,000 in less than three months. A Citi, he learned how to program Bloomberg into his speed dial. At John Thomas Financial, he learned how to trade on his flip-phone. And at a diner in Lower Manhattan, after hesitating on American or Cheddar, he learned the hard way how one does and doesn’t get a job at Goldman Sachs. Unfortunately, one bit of wisdom Shia’s guru’s never thought to instill in him was how to go head to head with Marilyn Manson or take a punch from a shirtless guy in Canada.
Actor Shia LaBeouf was knocked to the ground and repeatedly punched in the head during a wild brawl outside a nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia. Video footage shows a disheveled LaBeouf being attacked by an unidentified shirtless man outside a bar called Cinema Public House. The “Transformers” star gets to his feet and attempts to hit back but is restrained by a friend who can be heard saying, “You gotta lay low right now!” LaBeouf, 25, and the other man began arguing inside the bar. After security kicked them out, the attacker ripped off his shirt and began throwing punches at LaBeouf.
‘Transformers’ star LaBeouf beatdown [NYP]
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Best film he's ever made…
Wall Street 3: Jersey Slore Never Sleeps
"At UBS, he learned how to lose $2 bil with the click of a mouse"
How do you kill it?
Bumfights
The fight winner must have lost his shirt as an IOC long on LeBeef's tip, hence the argument.
Beating up the worst Wall Street character in movie history is NKI…
He needs to find another outlet for his anger, like raising pigeons.
Bout time….
If you're going to pick a bar brawl in a hockey town, best make sure you're not a skinny thespian pussy first
Nothing's worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Fighting is too much like fucking. Too much id involved.
No, now I'm in to something…darker.
-Krieger
"Your man couldn't cut it
Got his fake ass gutted
He muttered something monotoned
Under his breath
Now he's out first round
With his hand on his chest
Must have been a cardiac
Now he's searching for his Pontiac
To get back to a bar attack
To brush up on his battle rap…"
Bess, shouldn't the tag be, "come at me eh".
or Guinea pigs
Shia is about as hard as the moonwalk playpen at a 10-year-old's birthday party
The guy on crutches is awesome.
Bummer fights.
– Guy who speaks British English
Wow, Richard Schiff lost weight!
I thought his boy in the plaid was going to start making out with him Brokeback Mountain style for a second there…
- Guy who hates close talkers
It's like no one takes canadians seriously, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtYSQ2eut-U
gerbils would be more appropriate.
Just ask Richard Geere
no, no, it should be "Thespian-Cum-Dumpster"
The beat-up Giants hat and facial hair say laid back, the shirt that's short enough to reveal his navel if he put his arms up says I've done unspeakable things for movie roles…
Backdoor_Bess killing in on that comment.
The bearded lady is a Giants fan?
HELP ME BUMBLEBEE!
looks like John Thomas Financial is not liking this comment
Hung out with Shia last night, saw "Oh Africa, Brave Africa", it was a laugh riot.
-Patrick Bateman,CFA
Leave Italian girls out of this!
Learn to spell "is" properly, please.
He's one of the greats!
-J. Cramer
"Is" as in "AIG Psychiatrist's subtlety is usually lost on the casual reader."
That's a shame.
Shia "not so" la Buff
There is no way Bateman attained his CFA. He does M&A and is lazy as fuck.
-Patrick Bateman, VP
Douche? Yes. But he's still worth $40M and bangs models on the reg.
BUMBLE BEE where the fuck are you
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