Dear Greenlight Capital Investors

By Bess Levin

October performance.

Greenlight Capital Offshore
October 2011: 7.8%
YTD: 1.3%

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by Mexi_Cant | November 1, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    :::Jerks off furiously to make it a polar bear:::

  2. 2
    Posted by Alt_EST | November 1, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    You cannot hide from Pedobear. Pedobear will wait patiently in your latte.

  3. 3
    Posted by Morning Joe | November 1, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Pedobear looks so regal in that latte!

  4. 4
    Posted by judge | November 1, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    I knew there was semen in that drink !

    - miscellaneous office chicks-

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Nice work, G.

  6. 6
    Posted by guestapo | November 1, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    I'm not worthy.

    -WT

  7. 7
    Posted by Bear Fucker | November 1, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    I would bang that bear in the back of a bus.

  8. 8
    Posted by LunchPine | November 1, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    " . . . it's not about the hunt for you, is it?"

  9. 9
    Posted by IgnorantBastards | November 1, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    were they long deltas?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Do you need assistance?

  11. 11
    Posted by GIPS Compliant | November 1, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Are those eyes or misplaced decimal points?

  12. 12
    Posted by Backdoor_Bess | November 1, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
    The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "excuse me, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur"?
    The rabbit says no.
    So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

  13. 13
    Posted by Delirious Rocks | November 1, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Goonie Goo Goo!

  14. 14
    Posted by Jim Grant | November 1, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Monthly returns mean nothing! Here at the Interest Rate Observer, 20 years hardly means a thing let alone a single month! All these intra-century reports are just noise! Noise I tell you!

  15. 15
    Posted by Yeild | November 1, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    fucking goon, you've been calling the top in the bond market since fucking 03 at least.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    you mad bro?

  17. 17
    Posted by Whit Tils | November 1, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Me too!

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    No you didn't…

    -M Lallana

  19. 19
    Posted by Lynn | November 1, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    I'll let you lick the rest off my kneecaps if you can tell me who's!

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Pedobear. Green light. Is anyone else as excited as me?

    -Rami

  21. 21
    Posted by The Line | November 1, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    crossing the line

  22. 22
    Posted by DingALing | November 2, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    You have him confused with Meredith Whitney.

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