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Comments (34)

  1. Posted by Alexsey Veyner | November 1, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Is she good in the sack? No one gives a f**k about her $5 fee.

  2. Posted by guest | November 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Is the person who gave you the impression you were in any way funny dead yet? If not he should kill himself.

  3. Posted by guestapo | November 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    You can say fuck here.

  4. Posted by anon | November 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    You go girl!

    -spinning class guy whose name escapes me

  5. Posted by Alexsey Veyner | November 1, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Yawn.

  6. Posted by Alexsey Veyner | November 1, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    ty

  7. Posted by BrotherLehman | November 1, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    So one of the five people who watches her show is a decision maker at BofA? Who knew? At least now we know why BofA sucks…

  8. Posted by IgnorantBastards | November 1, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    What's the female equivalent of douche? douchette?

  9. Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    tks

  10. Posted by Guestalicious | November 1, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Lights on, electric fireplace roaring, me sporting a DSK mask while smoking a cigarette, her with an Ann Coulter bumper sticker covering the trampstamp.

  11. Posted by Mexi_Cant | November 1, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Bass to mouth.

  12. Posted by Uncle Sexy | November 1, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    FUCK!

    -UBS Stubbed Tow Quant

  13. Posted by OWS protestor | November 1, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    I predict similar success after sleeping under a tarp (pun intended) in the rain, eating veggie pizza and having premarital relations with my fellow disenfranchised comrades.

  14. Posted by Chris the Intern | November 1, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    It's douche nozzle. And it applies equally to both genders. But I think the word you're looking for is heat-bead stuffing land monster.

  15. Posted by Katata Fish | November 1, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Did I say ass to trout?

  16. Posted by Attention to detail | November 1, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Erin Callan?

  17. Posted by Jay | November 1, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Fox Business Anchor : BofA :: Twitter: Arab Spring

  18. Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Most redundant stereotypes are redundant.

  19. Posted by Anon | November 1, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Get your freak on, girl.

  20. Posted by trojan_ | November 1, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    No, see that’s wrong. It’s being exaggerated again

  21. Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    "Tow"?

    - Not sure if my sarcasm radar is working…

  22. Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    All I can think of when she makes Chris bring her the purse is Mommy Dearest.

  23. Posted by one | November 1, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Winning.

    -C. Sheen

  24. Posted by Me? | November 1, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Richard Simmons

  25. Posted by minus 1 | November 1, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    makes you wonder wtf UBS decision makers are watching

  26. Posted by HFguy | November 1, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    If cutting your card, cuts your fees.. then BOA sucks.

  27. Posted by jumbo | November 1, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    If she cuts up a Godfather's Pizza box will it make Herman Cain go away?

  28. Posted by Guest | November 1, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    Horse porn

    UBS MD

  29. Posted by Guesto | November 1, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    We couldn't/could of done it with/without you.

  30. Posted by Office Space Fan | November 1, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    5,000 FBN watchers with active phone service are an unstoppable Borg-like force.

  31. Posted by jeff hoffman | November 1, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    In a related story Megyn Kelly shredded her drivers license in an effort to shut down the Motor Vehicle Bureau.

    - guy who had to look up Megyn Kelly, who may have left an e out of her last name but won't go back to check that; after all she misspelled her own first name so why should I bother

  32. Posted by kingkaiser | November 2, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    How could you "of" done anything?

    - Online grammar and typo nazi

  33. Posted by ByronLong | November 2, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    The only problem is that they have Charlie "Pump" Gasperino as their fearless leader….

  34. Posted by Verona Ney | May 10, 2012 at 12:16 AM

    A great collection of logos, thanks for posting.

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