These things are important, for Forbes lists and general prestige. Dhiraj Arora knows what we’re talking about.
Indian “spice king” Dhiraj Arora went on a bizarre rampage at the famed Midtown hotel, traipsing naked through the workout facility after sucking down tequila and then taunting the police, law-enforcement sources told The Post…Arora, a spice importer who stocks the shelves of stores like Fairway and Whole Foods, made a dash of shame to his room and locked the door. When cops came knocking, he opened his door with the latch still on and cried out, “Peek-a-boo!’’ according to law-enforcement source. Hotel staffers had to cut the latch before cops scooped up Arora and carted him off to St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital. “If you don’t open the door, we’re going to bust it down!” said Arora, quoting the cops. “I was in my underwear with the music playing, ready to rock, and the next thing I know I’m being escorted out by two female police officers. One had a gun pointed at me.
Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to “suck my million-dollar c–k!” — though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was “suck my $57 million-dollar d–k!.”
Indian ‘spice king’ ‘went on naked rampage’ at Four Seasons [NYP]
“I was in my underwear with the music playing, ready to rock, and the next thing I know I’m being escorted out by two female police officers. One had a gun pointed at me.
It moved.
This will be my New Year's Eve after I get my big bonus.
-UBS MD
Steven Segal with a goatee…
suck my $4.99 c–k.
UBS MD
When you're the Spice King, you've got to learn to curry yourself better than that in public.
Yelling "Suck my million dollar c–k" is so 1990's
H. Cain
worse than a goatee, hes got that stupid pencil beard thing
Thyme for a stint in rehab
Is the cock marked to market, or carried at historical cost?
Stuff like this happens at D.E. Shaw all the time. It's no big deal.
Seriously, again?!?!? It's a $57 million d–k, and I hope this is the last time I have to repeat this.
Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to “suck my million-dollar c–k!” — though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was “suck my million-dollar c–k!.”
was there supposed to be a correction or difference in the quotes?
I hear you knockin' but you can't cumin!
story says: Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to “suck my million-dollar c–k!” — though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was “suck my $57 million-dollar d–k!.”
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I actually cringed reading that…..
Hate to break it to you, but it ain't going to happen in this decade bro…
I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
makes it better. Reminds me of the crying OWS protestor yelling about mom and dad's short sale who paused to calmly spell his name for reporters.
merci
(Bess adjusted)
So you're disputing his DVA ? ( dick value assesment )
Bess, Bess, Bess…You miss all the great ideas that could have come from the END of the NYP article…
"But Arora insisted he wasn’t drunk or naked in the workout area, just the steam room. “I don’t run around places naked, and I sure as hell was not running around naked at the Four Seasons hotel,” he said.
He stopped just short of accusing guests, cops and hotel staff of racial profiling. “All I can tell you is there must have been some guests at the hotel who must have been uncomfortable with my North Indian heritage,” Arora said. “The way I carry myself, the way I roll. I don’t cut my hair. I don’t shave every day.”
The indignant food wholesaler said that someday he’s “going to be running for mayor one day , . . I’m a millionaire many times over.”
Arora was named one of Crain’s New York Business’ top six entrepreneurs of 2007. He posed for provocative photos with his spices and kitchen knives."
0/4.
-Still a fan of your work.
You know what is better than sucking a million dock cock….a billion dollar cock.
-Anon
Suck my bankrupt company stock!
-J. Corzine
What's the D(ick)V01?
Those policewomen were simply attempting to exercise their appraisal rights on this instrument but when they got on the phone with the delaware chancery court they discovered that such rights were unavailable in this offer.
And if the former, what cocks are we using for a comp set?
I'm becoming convinced the whole role play thing with male guests requesting prosties dressed up as cops or hotel chambermaids is just asking for trouble.
"Still a fan of your work"
I'm sure she's relieved.
Yeah, the accusations of (possibly based on actual) racial profiling are hilarious.
Yeah, no. That was not the best part. Keep plugging away though.
Don't quit your day job.
Famed Midtown Hotel
88888 Forney's Loop
Midtown, NY 10019
Guest: D. Arora
Suite: Fellagio
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Charges to Room
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1 Qt Lip Balm………………………………………………………$ 89.00
Good point, from here on out I am going to order an "out-of-town, here-for-the-weekend, midwestern wife who accidentally knocked on the wrong hotel door after going to fill the ice bucket." Should significantly reduce my risk.
I'm cringing at all this dick talk/knife pic stuff.
$5 footlong.
Just sayin/all homo
I just ask for the maid. Saves time.
…wearing an "I "heart" Dealbreaker" button.
NY is a big city.
Not even 1 Meatball Sandwich?
Con't………..
Charges to Room
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Disqus training…………………………………………….101.00
Fire Retardant Underwear………………………….. 16.00
Meatball Sandwich…………………………………….. 14.00
Install Bathtub Blender………………………………. 584.00
Nose Hair Trimming………………………………….. 99.00
Video: "Benny Lava"…………………………………. 35.00
Simon & Garfunkel "Classics" CD………………. 17.00
Book: "Penis Valuation" by Gasparino………… 35.00
Book: "Who Is The John Holmes of India?"…. 26.00
Phone Charge: New York's Hottest Party Line….65.00
Book: "Nudity – The Spice of Life"………………… 23.00
Life Size Nude Photo: David Beckham……….. 101.00
Curry-colored Giant Foam Cowboy Hat………… 57.00
Bunny Slippers………………………………………………. 18.00
Body Waxing………………………………………………….32,000.00
15 Gallons "Axe Chocolate"…………………………… 400.00
Lower Back "Faux Hawk" Hairstyling…………….. 250.00
God damn it, finish the quotation before beginning your commentary.
Sage advice
Day maker.
The classics never get old.
Is that so.
Sausage king of Chicago > Spice king of New York.
So they tell me, nut you be the judge.
Damn right
Thats the PG version.
" Suck my MF'n bankrupt company stock "
Was what an unerved SEC attorney says he was met with
upon inquiry about the theft of customer funds.
The bathtub blender is a big job. You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.
what'd you put in a clarkman ?
well, that's just like, your opinion man
You've been missed
someone's exaggerating…
He also insisted he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
He who controls the spice, controls the universe!
KupI0Q A big thank you for your blog.Much thanks again. Much obliged.