• 21 Nov 2011 at 11:23 AM

Jefferies: Nothing Is Fucked

By Bess Levin

Whatever you’ve heard, whatever you’ve read, whatever you’ve seen, whatever you saw- lies, all lies, spread by a hedge fund that Jefco isn’t going to dignify with a name-check.





To Our Clients, Shareholders, Bondholders, Employees and Friends [Jefferies via Deal Journal]

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    "Nothing Is Fucked"

    we're still Jefferies, though, so that hurts.

  2. 2
    Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | November 21, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Sounds like the email that went out to Lehman employees in Spetember of 2008… D'oh!!

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Bob: Jefferies, are you sexually attracted to young boys, underage boys?
    Jefferies: Am I sexually attracted to young boys? Sexually attracted?

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    I believe tat's spelled f**ked for our non- PEGI-18 readers.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    'cept MF Global shareholders…. and may Corzine….

    from the journal:
    "MF Trustee Doubles Estimate of Missing Funds –The trustee overseeing the wind-down of MF Global Holdings Ltd.'s brokerage said more than $1.2 billion in customer funds could be missing from the failed firm, more than double the original estimate of missing cash. "

  6. 6
    Posted by Serg | November 21, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    We like the longside in here.

    UBS MD

  7. 7
    Posted by uɐɟ ʇʇɐɯ ɐ ʇou | November 21, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    "Nothing Is Fucked"
    Where have I heard that before???
    hmmm…
    Goldman, no, that's not it.
    JP Morgan, no, that's not it
    Wait a minute…

  8. 8
    Posted by lar | November 21, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    in other words – we are good 'til Friday

  9. 9
    Posted by leveriched finance | November 21, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    you can say fuck here

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    You believe tat's how it's spelled?

  11. 11
    Posted by Jackie Treehorn | November 21, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    I'm perfectly calm dude

  12. 12
    Posted by dingaling | November 21, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Maybe things were taken out of context. Maybe someone said "I got a job at Jefferies!" and someone else muttered "He's fucked".

  13. 13
    Posted by early_hominid | November 21, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    I'll take "shocking and perverse amusements" for $500, Alex.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    When they tell you not to panic, that is when you…

  15. 15
    Posted by JT Marlin | November 21, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    I feel like this burn didn't get enough love

  16. 16
    Posted by Touch Base Later | November 21, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    Seems like Matty L found a side job writing memos at House of Jeff.

  17. 17
    Posted by D.M.Einhorn | November 21, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    I won't be pressing this short until they hire a leggy blond with a questionable moral compass and a shopping problem to tell me I'm wrong.

    -Anon

  18. 18
    Posted by ChazGas | November 21, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Jefferey is a friend of mine.

  19. 19
    Posted by COOLMAN | November 22, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    I LOVE JEFFEREY

  20. 20
    Posted by Jefferies | November 22, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    JEFFREIES, we are so weak and small.

  21. 21
    Posted by Boris | November 22, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    JEFFERIES IS GAME TO YOU?

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