John Paulson Is Sorry

Hedge fund legend John Paulson apologized to investors for what he is calling a year that has been “the worst in the firm’s 17 year history.” “We are disappointed and apologize,” the Paulson Funds said in a letter to investors obtained by CNBC. Hedge fund legend John Paulson apologized to investors for what he is calling a year that has been “the worst in the firm’s 17 year history.” “For 17 years, we have been generally correct in these macro assessments. This year we were clearly wrong in our judgment regarding the potential for the negative conditions mentioned above to create a toxic mix of fear in the markets,” the report says. The hedge fund company is now “wholly focused” on returning investors to their high-water marks. The report says Paulson is confident that “many of our position will recover as fear subsides.” [NetNet]

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Comments (37)

  1. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    [youtube BeP6CpUnfc0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeP6CpUnfc0 youtube]

  2. Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | November 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    "The hedge fund company is now “wholly focused” on returning investors to their high-water marks"

    So they weren't before?

  3. Posted by lex luthor | November 29, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    Broker:

    "Bob, you just don't understand. You are not the only client i put into this…I also put my dad and my wife's parents in, plus half the firm loaded the boat too. The phone is ringing off the hook and I just don't know what I'm going to do….."

    Broker's italian sales assistant (knocks loudly on wall):

    "This is the FBI. You are to cease all activities and step away from the desk."

    Broker:

    "ummm, I gotta go, bob….<click>"

    We FADE OUT as the broker and sales assistant howl with laughter, and collapse to the floor in a passionate embrace.

  4. Posted by guest | November 29, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Every comment you leave is worse than the last. Congrats on that.

  5. Posted by guest | November 29, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    The style of the above joke is commonly known as a "Matt Levine one-liner"

  6. Posted by Texashedge | November 29, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    [raising finger to point something out, deciding not to]

  7. Posted by TheSlanket | November 29, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Kill your elf!

  8. Posted by The Truth | November 29, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Blaming "Europeans leaders were, as yet, unable to deal with the escalating sovereign debt crisis" for your crappy performance is like saying you're a .200 hitter in baseball because your bat is "as yet, unable to deal with Justin Verlander's fastball"

  9. Posted by Deleveraging | November 29, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Get them to their high water mark; that's original!

  10. Posted by Cut Me | November 29, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    What a pussy.
    -P. Falcone

  11. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    I bet your mom had to send you a lot of new under ware at camp.

  12. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Verlander's BAA this year was .192

    – Guy that takes DB comments very seriously

  13. Posted by Dr_Zaius | November 29, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Great use of the editorial "we" to shun some of the blame.

  14. Posted by lex luthor | November 29, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Like paulson's clients, my 'high water mark' looked more like a skid mark.

    But at least I could spell….sheesh!

  15. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    "as fear subsides"

    I have the feeling things are only going to get more interesting for Paulson & co.

  16. Posted by Al Czervik | November 29, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    RE: "Paulson’s gold funds slightly improved this year, up just over 1 percent."

    One percent? In a gold fund? In 2011?

    "Everybody's buying? Then sell, sell!"

  17. Posted by Bandersnatch | November 29, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Jesus, if this guy owned a funeral parlor nobody would die!
    - GG

  18. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    I wish he would be honest with everyone and just admit that one year he got lucky, then more recently got unlucky. Then we could move on.

  19. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    He should have invested in lottery tickets.

    –Gregg

  20. Posted by PermaGuestII | November 29, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Maybe he bought the miners, not the metal- check out the ytd chart on GDX.

  21. Posted by guest | November 29, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Where's my money Paulson??

  22. Posted by Texashedge | November 29, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    I'm gonna be honest–I gave my comment about a 10% effort

  23. Posted by Paulson | November 29, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    It's uh…. uh… it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

  24. Posted by Peter North | November 29, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    he just got in and got out, over and over and over, until his P & L puked

  25. Posted by Whoops | November 29, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    "Well, your money's in Joe's house … that's right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and, and a hundred others…."

  26. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    “For 17 years, we have been generally correct in these macro assessments."

    -Pompei volcanic activity committee

  27. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Yes I believe the proper spelling is "underwhere"

    - MF Global, Editor in Cheif

  28. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    Lucky??

    - Abacus LPs

  29. Posted by Guest | November 29, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Turn those machines back on!!

  30. Posted by Jeremy Grey | November 29, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman!

    -JP

  31. Posted by lex luthor | November 29, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I'm trying the kardashian approach: if everyone who hates me gives me money, hey, I'm rich. So first – get people to hate me. Then – ???? Finally – PROFIT!!!!

  32. Posted by CFA Level III | November 29, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    This has all the makings of a Matt Levine time-weighted vs. money-weighted returns analysis post. God help us.

  33. Posted by otcbb | November 29, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    What are they putting into my portfolio this week?

  34. Posted by Been there done that | November 29, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    Easy come, easy go….

    -late to Web 1.0 party

  35. Posted by Beast from the east | November 30, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    It's "under were" cause it changes shape when he wears it

  36. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    or they would decide to be cremated

  37. Posted by Ismael Jagiello | May 10, 2012 at 2:26 AM

    Practically all this discussion on Siri amazes me. How can anybody rightly refer to a fairly uncomplicated voice recognition software program as artificial intelligence?

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