Opening Bell: 11.21.11

U.S. Debt Supercommittee Ready to Announce Failure (Bloomberg)
A debt-reduction committee with special powers that was supposed to dissolve congressional gridlock in Washington is instead on the brink of failure, setting the stage for $1.2 trillion in automatic spending cuts. The 12-member bipartisan supercommittee likely will announce today that it can’t reach agreement on deficit savings, according to a Democratic aide…U.S. Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona, the chamber’s No. 2 Republican who sits on the panel, said Democrats turned down a final offer that included $250 billion in new revenue by eliminating some tax breaks even as it lowered income tax rates. “There’s a group of folks that will not cut a dollar unless we also raise taxes,” Kyl said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” Senator John Kerry, a Massachusetts Democrat who serves on the committee, called Kyl’s statement “patently not true” and said Democrats agreed to $917 billion in spending cuts with no new revenue as part of the August agreement to raise the debt ceiling. The latest Republican plan, said Kerry, “still results in the biggest tax cut since the Great Depression.”

Buffett Doubts Euro Survival (CNBC)
“The system as presently designed has revealed a major flaw. And that flaw won’t be corrected just by words. Europe will either have to come closer together or there will have to be some other rearrangement because this system is not working,” Buffett said in an interview. Asked whether the union would survive this crisis, Buffett said: “That’s in doubt now.”

Moody’s Warns France On Rating (WSJ)
Moody’s Investors Service warned Monday that its stable outlook on France’s triple-A rating is under pressure, in another sign the euro zone’s sovereign-debt crisis is spreading from the bloc’s smaller and weaker states toward core economies.

Buffett Invites Analysts To Berkshire Meeting (WSJ)
After decades of largely shunning Wall Street analysts, Warren Buffett is preparing to give them a prominent voice at his company’s biggest event. Three research analysts will join Berkshire Hathaway Inc. shareholders in questioning the billionaire and his business partner, Charlie Munger, at the conglomerate’s annual meeting next year. The event started with 12 attendees 30 years ago and now draws tens of thousands of people to Mr. Buffett’s hometown of Omaha, Neb., each spring to pay homage to the world’s most famous investor and hear him speak.

Buffett Could Spend $10 Billion On Next Investment (Bloomberg)
“We like the A part better,” Buffett said in an interview with Bloomberg News in Fukushima prefecture in northern Japan, referring to a preference for acquisitions over mergers. “On the Lubrizol transaction I think we spent about $8.7 billion. We’d love another one like that — we can handle that. We can manage somewhat larger. We can handle a $10 billion deal very comfortably.”

Theodore Forstmann, Private Equity Pioneer, Is Dead at 71 (Dealbook)
Theodore J. Forstmann, a colorful financier and philanthropist who helped pioneer leveraged buyouts, died on Sunday at the age of 71. The cause was brain cancer, his spokesman said. Mr. Forstmann, who lived in Manhattan had been diagnosed with a malignant glioma earlier this year.

Picking Carcass Of MF Global (WSJ)
Centerbridge Partners, a $10 billion private-equity and hedge-fund firm, purchased as much as $15 million of MF Global’s bank debt on the heels of the firm’s collapse in late October, according to people familiar with the matter. David Tepper, who manages about $14 billion at hedge fund Appaloosa Management LP, bought nearly $50 million worth of MF Global investments, including shares, bonds and bank debt…Big hedge fund Elliott Management Corp. is on MF Global’s creditor’s committee, and traders say the firm owns a significant amount of MF Global’s debt, though it isn’t clear when it was accumulated. Other hedge funds say they also bought MF Global’s shares, which traded at about 13 cents on Friday, down from nearly $8 six months ago.

As Bears Multiply, Human Clashes (WSJ)
Bear populations have surged so much that several states, including Nevada, Oklahoma and New Jersey, have started or expanded bear hunting seasons. Texas is circulating a brochure that tells hunters what to do if a bear wanders into camp. (“Talk in a calm manner…Do not run!…Do not play dead!”)…”There are now bears in areas of the country where there haven’t been bears since the colonial days,” said Rick Winslow, a carnivore biologist with the New Mexico Department of Game and Fish…Black bears aren’t as menacing as grizzlies, which can top 800 pounds. In recent months, grizzlies have attacked and injured hikers in and around Glacier, Yellowstone and Grand Teton national parks. Two hikers were killed by grizzlies in Yellowstone this summer.

Occupy Wall Street takes drum circle to Bloomberg’s doorstep (AMNY)
Hundreds of demonstrators marched to Bloomberg’s Upper East Side home Saturday for what they hoped would be a 24-hour drum circle outside his building. Some danced, a few played on wind and brass instruments, and others banged on snare drums, pots and pans. Police blocked off the sidewalks on Bloomberg’s street and corralled the demonstrators on Fifth Avenue between 78th and 79th streets, kettling them into a pen where they were drumming and dancing. As of press time, the scene was generally peaceful and without incident. A police spokesman said they had no plans to make the protesters leave.

Outrage Over Police Spraying Students (CBS)
As video spread of an officer in riot gear blasting pepper spray into the faces of seated protesters at a northern California university, outrage came quickly — followed almost as quickly by defense from police and calls for the chancellor’s resignation. University of California Davis Chancellor Linda Katehi said in a statement Saturday she was forming a task force to investigate the police action and the video images she said were “chilling.” However, a law enforcement official who watched the clip called the use of force “fairly standard police procedure.” In the video, an officer dispassionately pepper-sprays a line of several sitting protesters who flinch and cover their faces but remain passive with their arms interlocked as onlookers shriek and scream out for the officer to stop…At a news conference, Katehi said what the video shows is, “sad and really very inappropriate” but defended her leadership and said she had no plans to resign…In the video of the UC Davis protest, the officer, a member of the university police force, displays a bottle before spraying its contents on the seated protesters in a sweeping motion while walking back and forth. Most of the protesters have their heads down, but several were hit directly in the face.

Lobbying Firm’s Memo Spells Out Plan to Undermine Occupy Wall Street (MSNBC)
A well-known Washington lobbying firm with links to the financial industry has proposed an $850,000 plan to take on Occupy Wall Street and politicians who might express sympathy for the protests, according to a memo…The proposal was written on the letterhead of the lobbying firm Clark Lytle Geduldig & Cranford and addressed to one of CLGC’s clients, the American Bankers Association. CLGC’s memo proposes that the ABA pay CLGC $850,000 to conduct “opposition research” on Occupy Wall Street in order to construct “negative narratives” about the protests and allied politicians.

Housing Market May Be Nearing Bottom (WSJ)
But don’t get too excited: “Construction is picking up but remains at historically depressed levels, and broader sales activity is still anemic. Indeed, the National Association of Realtors’ existing-home sales report, out Monday, is likely to show a second straight monthly decline in October to a seasonally adjusted annualized pace of about 4.8 million units. That would mean the sales rate has dropped by more than 10% so far this year. Meanwhile, the foreclosure supply is ticking back up.”

US Billionaires Avoid Reporting Gains To IRS (Bloomberg)
“The 800-pound gorilla is unrealized appreciation,” said Edward J. McCaffery, a professor of law, economics and political science at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles.

Fatal Egypt Clashes Fuel Investor Concern (Bloomberg)
“One of the main concerns for investors after the protests and the exit of Mubarak from the scene has been how long and protracted the transition period is,” said Raza Agha, senior economist for the Middle East and North Africa at Royal Bank of Scotland Plc in London. “For an economy with as pressing considerations as Egypt, with high financing requirements, these day-to-day protests and strikes have a huge impact on risk perceptions,” he said. “The parliamentary elections are important but they’re certainly not the end of the uncertainty.”

Man who used counterfit cash to buy movie theater snacks sentenced to 80 years in prison (DN)
A career thief who tried to pay for a movie theater hotdog with a fake $20 bill was sentenced on Friday to 80 years in prison. On Wednesday, jurors in state district Judge Everett Young’s court deliberated about three hours in convicting Charles Cleveland Nowden, 48, of forgery for passing the counterfeit money. During the trial, prosecutors Dawn Ferguson and Lisa Callaghan presented evidence that on Nov. 6, 2009, Nowden tried to pay for two hot dogs, two cokes and a tub of popcorn with a $20 counterfeit bill at a Mansfield movie theater.

Comments (26)

  1. Posted by Put_Option | November 21, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Since when can you get that much food at a theater for only $20? Try getting a drink and popcorn at Kips Bay for under $30.

  2. Posted by Danny | November 21, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Ah ha! You ain't payin' a no fifty cents for no coke? Well then you ain't gettin' no coke! Know what I'm talkin' about?

  3. Posted by D. Gates | November 21, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Pepper spray? Back in the day, it was bullets, batons, and water hoses. These kids are getting off easy.

  4. Posted by Shecky the Bear | November 21, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    An 80 year old hedge fund owner was having his annual checkup,
    and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
    "I've never been better!" he boasted.

    "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
    and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
    "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
    He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
    and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

    The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
    and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
    He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
    and squeezed the handle."

    "And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

    Dumbfounded, the old hedge funder replied "No."

    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
    "Someone else must have shot that bear."

    "That's kind of what I'm getting at…"
    replied the doctor.

  5. Posted by guest | November 21, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Dear DealBreaker,

    This morning one of the associates said that just the thought of a little pepper-spray mouthwash gives him a chubby. I didn't get it but the other guys laughed so I laughed too. Now I think I understand.
    Am I going to Hell?

    Sincerely,
    Curious in NYC

  6. Posted by lex luthor | November 21, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    This year's BRK shareholder meeting agenda:
    Friday 9:30 am: benediction with warren buffet, mary schapiro, and the ghost of justice william o. Douglas followed by a gospel from Rev. Buffet on the perils of insider trading. Shopping at borsheims for the rest of the day.
    Saturday 9am to 4pm: annual meeting featuring beyonce knowles , little wayne, lady gaga, justin beiber, iron maiden and judas priest. Burlesque performance from becky quick. Shopping at borsheims throughout.
    Sunday all day: celebrity shopping with 50 cent and kayne west at borsheims.
    Sunday night: steak dinner with performances from u2, coldplay, weezer, the foo fighters, and the borsheims chior.

  7. Posted by uɐɟ ʇʇɐɯ ɐ ʇou | November 21, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    instead of passing bad $20s, he should have been working with Raj… penalty for getting caught is clearly less severe.

  8. Posted by guest | November 21, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    You're going to hell for thinking that comment was funny.

  9. Posted by anon | November 21, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Never comment again.

  10. Posted by Grammar Guest | November 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Do they not capitalize proper nouns at the Legion of Doom?

  11. Posted by Sneaky Sneaky | November 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Pssst…..I am not hiding in the hamper……

  12. Posted by Gary Tanamo | November 21, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Worst comment since your last comment. Vial. Wouldn't make a prisoner of war read it.

  13. Posted by Tomaski | November 21, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Vial or Vile??

  14. Posted by The Truth | November 21, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Unless OWS figures out how to occupy Bermuda, pretty sure Bloomberg is gonna be unaffected

  15. Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    *Depends break every 1.5 hours.

  16. Posted by uɐɟ ʇʇɐɯ ɐ ʇou | November 21, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Bermuda would quarantine them at the airport.

  17. Posted by UPenn | November 21, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Vial of crack?

    UPenn Grad

  18. Posted by Lust | November 21, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Fake $20 Bill = 80 years
    Fake $100 Billion worth of trades = 150 years

    I see no problems here.

  19. Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    I don't even go to the theater any more. Thank you, eastern Europeans!

  20. Posted by BrotherLehman | November 21, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    Re: Man who used counterfit cash to buy movie theater snacks sentenced to 80 years in prison (DN):

    The real crime here is that anyone, ANYONE would feign paying to get into "Glee: the 3-D Concert Movie".

  21. Posted by Guest | November 21, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Thank you the brotha outside my office Mondays and Thursdays from 2-5.

  22. Posted by hunter | November 21, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    shake that bear

  23. Posted by Brick Tambland | November 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    I've read somewhere that their periods can attract Bears, they can smell the menstruation.

  24. Posted by Ron Burgundy | November 21, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    Occupy Wall Streeters, by chance are you in need of a Flautist? Because I am not too shabby at playing the Flout. And I do mean Flout not Flute. The ancient New Mexicans created Flouts from the penis bones of the pygmies that lived among them in the canopy of the rainforest.

  25. Posted by dRat | November 22, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    The Bloomberg drum circle needs to start using vuvuzelas. That will get his undivided attention.

  26. Posted by Titney Wilson | November 22, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    I'll be there!

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