Archive for November 2011

In the market for a 6,744-square-foot penthouse with views of Central Park and the opportunity to run into Lloyd, Loeb or Sting in the elevator? Sandy Weill’s got something you might be interested in. It’s his 15CPW apartment and the Journal reports it could be yours for $88 million, merely double what Weill paid for it in 2007. What’s in it for you? In addition to a 2,077-square-foot terrace, 12 and a half foot high ceilings, plus the knowledge that Sandy “held parties for scores of guests in his 33-foot-wide living room, with the concert pianist Lang Lang performing,” you’d be making Sando, whose heart still hurts over everything that went down at Citi, look good. How so? Sandy and Joan, who’ve decided to kick it old school by downsizing to a smaller apartment in the same building (“He said he wanted it known that he was remaining true to his roots in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, and wasn’t abandoning New York City”), won’t be keeping the money.

Sanford I. Weill, the former chairman and chief executive of Citigroup Inc., has put one of the most celebrated postwar penthouses in Manhattan on the market for $88 million, saying that at a difficult period in the country’s history, it is “a pretty good time” for wealthy Americans “to be quiet.” He said he intends to donate to charity the proceeds from the sale.

And, if you happen to be one of the jerks who abandoned the guy in recent years, there’s a bonus component for laying down the cash- you get to live, having bought your way off Joan Weill’s To Kill list. Continue reading »

“Waiting For A Bounce” [PDF]

  • 11 Nov 2011 at 1:18 PM

MF Global Is Hiring

Only stipulation is that you were recently fired by the firm. Continue reading »

It’s called you’ll get nothing and you’ll like it. Continue reading »

Opening Bell: 11.11.11

Senate paves way for Berlusconi exit (FT)
Italy’s senate on Friday approved reforms to cut the budget deficit and liberalise the economy, setting the stage for the expected resignation of Silvio Berlusconi as prime minister over the weekend and his replacement by an interim government led by technocrats. … Mr Berlusconi is then expected to resign, as he promised to Giorgio Napolitano, head of state, on Tuesday after losing his absolute majority in the lower house. Mr Napolitano would next open formal consultations with the main figures in parliament with the aim of nominating Mario Monti, former European commissioner, as prime minister as early as Sunday.

Papademos Seeks to Avoid Greek Collapse (Bloomberg)
Lucas Papademos, a former vice president of the European Central Bank who will be sworn in as prime minister of a Greek unity government today, faces the immediate task of securing funds by implementing budget cuts to avert an economic collapse. … “I am confident the country’s participation in the euro zone is a guarantee of monetary stability,” Papademos said. “The country’s participation in the euro zone, despite the difficulties it is facing, will facilitate the adjustment of the economy and growth and we must all be optimistic on the final outcome as long as we are united.”

Inside the Hunt for MF Global Cash (WSJ)
“Their books are a disaster,” Scott O’Malia, a commissioner at the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, one of the regulators leading a hunt that has stretched 10 days so far, said in an interview. “We’re trying to figure out what numbers are the real numbers.” … “I always knew the records were in shambles, but I didn’t know to what extent,” said Thomas Peterffy, chief executive of Interactive Brokers Group Inc., which had for years considered doing a deal with MF Global. The company walked away from a handshake agreement to rescue MF Global after discrepancies in its books emerged, according to people involved in the discussions.

Ahead of New Rules, Europe’s Banks Go on a Selling Spree (DealBook)
Banco Santander, Deutsche Bank and others are trying to sell assets and loan portfolios to reduce their exposure to worrisome private and sovereign debt as part of a broad strategy to refocus on their home markets and comply with new regulatory requirements. It is an extraordinary fire sale. Europe’s financial sector is expected to sell or write down more than $1.8 trillion in loan assets in the next decade, according to the consulting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers. That compares with just $97 billion from 2003 to 2010.

Nouriel Roubini: Why Italy’s days in the eurozone may be numbered (FT)
Italy and other illiquid, but solvent, sovereigns need a “big bazooka” to prevent the self-fulfilling bad equilibrium of a run on the public debt. The trouble is, however, that there is no credible lender of last resort in the eurozone. … Only if the ECB became an unlimited lender of last resort and cut policy rates to zero, combined with a fall in the value of the euro to parity with the dollar, plus a fiscal stimulus in Germany and the eurozone core while the periphery implements austerity, could we perhaps stop the upcoming disaster.

How the Plummeting Price of Cocaine Fueled the Nationwide Drop in Violent Crime (Atlantic Cities)
Once the margin of profit for dealing small amounts of crack cocaine disappeared, being part of the drug trade was no longer worth the persistent threat of violence or the stiff criminal penalties. A 70 percent drop in cocaine prices like the one that occurred in the mid 1990s combined with competition from decentralized sources for methamphetamines and prescription narcotics would completely eliminate the minimum wage drug dealer as a viable profession.

Rick Perry explains debate gaffe (NYDN)
“I just learned Justin Bieber is my father.”
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Write-Offs: 11.10.11

$$$ Bernanke: U.S. Treasuries Still ‘Safe Haven’ [Bloomberg]

$$$ E*Trade Says It Won’t Seek Sale [WSJ]

$$$ Economists Cut Chance of U.S. Recession [WSJ]

$$$ Ashton Kutcher apologizes for Joe Paterno tweet, vows to take a break from Twitter after causing uproar [NYDN] Continue reading »

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One way to prevent runs on the bank is to make banks stable and reassure clients that their money is safe. Maybe another way is to make a run on the bank pointless by forcing the fastest runners to give their money back to the slowpokes. That seems to be this:

Frederick Grede, trustee for the bankruptcy of futures commission merchant (FCM) Sentinel, has sued 50 of its former customers to recoup some $600 million in funds that were withdrawn prior to its bankruptcy.

He has already settled out of court with some customers and recovered about $25 million. The rest remains in litigation, filed before the two-year statute of limitations ran out.

His view is that the loss of funds should be shared equally, on a pro-rata basis, among all customers, not only those who were left holding the bag when Sentinel filed for bankruptcy. …

But the Sentinel case still could set a precedent for MF Global if attorneys for former clients can show that MF Global used customer funds to trade its own book.

And if, y’know, Grede wins. I am not a bankruptcy lawyer but it seems like quite a stretch under the relevant bankruptcy section to claw back ordinary-course withdrawals of client money from their own segregated accounts. So I’m not too worried for the guys who got their money out, who of course include Koch Industries, which makes total sense because Koch is both a big commodities trader and a Zelig of conspiracy theories. This guy’s not worried either:
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J. Corzine on FYI, It’s Never The Wrong Time To Insist On A Correction Re: Your Net Worth: Continue reading »

“Standard & Poor’s accidentally released a message to some of its subscribers on Thursday saying that it had downgraded French debt from its top AAA rating. S&P said it was investigating what had gone wrong and stressed that France still had an AAA rating.” [BBC]

Late last week, as Jon Corzine attempted to sell MF Global, it was reported that that probably wasn’t going to happen on account of the fact that those who’d taken a look at MF’s books weren’t comfortable with the approximately $600 million in customer funds that had gone “missing.” Days later, despite a manhunt for the money and a false alarm at JPMorgan, the cash still has not yet turned up. For his part, Bart Chilton, a commission at the CFTC, is pretty pissed. “We shouldn’t have to go on this magical mystery tour looking for the loot. It shouldn’t have taken this long,” he said at an energy-trading conference in Houston. “For us, job one is always–no excuses–to ensure that customer funds are held sacrosanct. In this case, as the Stones sing, we ‘got no satisfaction.’” Possibly tripping on magic, Chilton, pictured at left, concluded that: “It’s a distinct possibility, some would say probability, that somebody has done something with the money, and that it’s not going to be ‘all of a sudden discovered’ with an innocent explanation.”

So….okay. We’ll play along. Where is the “loot” and what was “done” to it? Continue reading »

These things are important, for Forbes lists and general prestige. Dhiraj Arora knows what we’re talking about. Continue reading »