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   Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:00 AM

   Thank you, Ashton Kuchner….. Which firm in this day and age uses checks to pay employees?

   This email is from Michael Bloomberg. Best he goes round and collect the keyboards and b-units as fast as can be.

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   Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:06 AM

   Why is this news ?

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   Posted by guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:09 AM

   "Which firm in this day and age uses checks to pay employees? "

   MF Global, it would seem?

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   Posted by guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:09 AM

   B/c it's mildly amusing that the decisions by Jon Corzine resulted in the above? Any other brain busters?

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   Posted by guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:09 AM

   Reading comprehension doesn't appear to be your forte.

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   Posted by guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM

   Should've cashed them last week then?

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   Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:19 AM

   I'd tausche her salad.

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   Posted by Learned Stand | November 3, 2011 at 11:22 AM

   Never pay a hooker with gum.

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   Posted by boing | November 3, 2011 at 11:31 AM

   l MF ao

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    Tausche.0

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    Posted by Backdoor_Bess | November 3, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    And this is why we pay our investor redemptions in-kind with worthless shares of LightSquared.

    ~ Phil

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    Posted by cunning linguist | November 3, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    Mmmmmm…..kayla tausche…..

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    Posted by trojan_ | November 3, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    when i think about you i Tausche myself

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    Posted by Legalclops | November 3, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Can you show me on the doll where he tausched you?

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    what are you 15?

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Let me show you on your wife instead.

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    WHAT ABOUT TRIDENT LAYERS!!!!

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    Posted by Bring It | November 3, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERS

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    Posted by 6th former- Pomfret | November 3, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/03/nyregion/suit-a…

    ^File under D for Douchebag

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    Posted by lex luthor | November 3, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    According to linkedin todd j remis is an ANAList at legg mason clearbridge. Let me lob a call over there to make sure they know what a doooooooochebague he is.

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    Posted by Billy M. | November 3, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    So hot, want to touch the hiney.

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    Posted by The Truth | November 3, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Great idea! Somebody's gonna beat on cash flow in Q4.

    - UBS Treasury Dept

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Should've called Bob from AccounTemps.

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTausche?

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    how is this not news? anyone who cleared MF can't get their money. not MF investors, but just account holders. and now even people who pulled it out before ch11 are getting f'ed.

    would you rather hear about second year analyst layoffs, or about traders who just got fleeced for millions?

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    His wife is in a coma.

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    Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | November 3, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Thats the short answer, the long answer can be provided by Matt.

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    I'd hold off as he hasn't been there for 3 years. Terrible story though.

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    Posted by ShortNaked | November 3, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Well played, tausché

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    Posted by Chunk | November 3, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Anonymous roommate: Mitchell, don't even act like you didn't get that donut!

    Mitch H.: Why yes I did, I got the documentation right here…filed under "D"…for donut

    RIP

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    Posted by AVN News | November 3, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    So what you are saying is he's been out of work for three years, money is tight, and the russian robot is ready to walk

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    Posted by guesticles | November 3, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    I know the feeling.

    - Lenny Dykstra's Hooker

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    Posted by Barack Obama | November 3, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    You probably voted for me you chump

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    Posted by Touch Base Later | November 3, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    you are all tauschebags.

    J. Corzine.

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    Posted by Guesto | November 3, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    I was wondering why my MF check had the Silver State Bank logo on them…

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    Posted by ShortNaked | November 3, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    shouldnt your handle be tausche base later?

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    Posted by Fixed Income | November 3, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Can't imagine why she left him.

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    http://effinghamdailynews.com/archive/x1448205523

    lights on, red paper hat on, laying on worthless MF paychecks while Corzine strokes his beard in the corner wearing only the sweater vest

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    Posted by E. Spitzer | November 3, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    She wasn't then; but she is now after being Tausche'd repeatedly, and at varying speeds…

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    Posted by Guest | November 3, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Wow, there's really a place called Effingham. Thought for sure that was going to be a joke.