Write-Offs: 11.16.11

By Dealbreaker

$$$ UBS Chief Ermotti to Follow Gruebel in Shrinking Investment Banking Unit [Bloomberg]

$$$ Malcolm Gladwell is now a Bank of America employee, kind of. [MarketWatch]

$$$ Lululemon’s Ayn Rand bag irks some [Globe and Mail]

$$$ Occupy Wall Street Has A Real Office Now [Daily Intel]

$$$ MF ‘Optimistic’ of Stakeholder Consensus [Bloomberg]

$$$ Long Before Tower Heist, Brett Ratner Sold Stocks for a Corrupt Wall Street Brokerage [Vulture]

$$$ Which Morgan Stanley should you listen to? [The Reformed Broker/Joshua Brown]

$$$ ‘King of All Pimps‘ Jason Itzler claims escorts were not having sex with clients [NYP]

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Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 16, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Et tu Sergio?

    - UBS MD

  2. 2
    Posted by Envious of Lulu | November 16, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    No one ever got poor making ladies as% look better, especially middle-age ones. Bless you Chip Wilson, you have found the winning formula. At $100 per pair you are sitting on a gold-mine of as%.

    Just an as% himself

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | November 16, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    We can say ass here, you fucking pussy.

  4. 4
    Posted by Envious of Lulu | November 16, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Sorry, last I checked I do not have a pussy – your loss.

    As for as% was just being polite. Deal with it.

  5. 5
    Posted by george | November 16, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Wait 'till the "yogis" read John Mackey's libertarian op-ed in today's Journal (as forwarded by a friend of a friend). There's no way they're boycotting both yoga pants and Whole Foods. Something's gotta give, and I bet it will be their semi-digested political opinions. Who is John Galt? The fucker smirking at you behind his ironic mustache while doing the downward dog.

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | November 17, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    No one at LuLu read that book, they just recognize it from One Tree Hill.

  7. 7
    Posted by DRT | November 17, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    ya, but you don't have any balls either, so ya know… there's that

  8. 8
    Posted by Bandersnatch | November 17, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.“

  9. 9
    Posted by Bikram Guy | November 17, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    These yogi guys are some of the best capitalists in the world. You have this guy at LULU who has somehow found a way to convince people to pay $100 for a pair of spandex shorts. Then you have Bikram who has somehow managed to patent a form of yoga and earn ridiculous royalties without doing shit except coming up with 26 moves to be performed in a room that is hot as hell and is now rich as fuck.

    - Capitalist Bikram yoga guy

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