Quick story or not so much a story but a pet peeve I’ve never gotten off my chest: I hate when people use the nickname “Stevie” when referring to hedge fund manager Steve Cohen. It’s like nails on a chalkboard when anyone says it but particularly when deployed by total strangers creating false intimacy with the guy, as though they’re boys and/or they just finished sucking Cohen off. For her part, Mrs. Cohen is also said to be irked by the moniker, as she finds it childish. Having said all that, I’ve never taken someone to task for the offense* and, presumably, the Missus hasn’t either or at least not in the spectacular form demonstrated by Cohen’s lawyer. Earlier this year, the SAC Capital manger sat for two days of deposition, which was recently unsealed, as part of a lawsuit filed in 2006 by Canadian insurer Fairfax Financial against a group of hedge funds that included SAC. At one point, Fairfax’s lawyer Michael Bowe addresses Cohen as “Stevie,” and in response, Martin Klotz, the attorney representing Steve and SAC, goes absolutely ape shit.
BOWE: Okay. So the compliance manual — you have authority, Stevey Cohen, to ignore the compliance manual?
KLOTZ: Object to the form. And I particularly object to the obnoxious, deliberate use of “Stevey” in addressing Mr. Cohen.
BOWE: It wasn’t deliberate. It was a mistake.
KLOTZ: No, it was intentional.
BOWE: Knock it off. How do you know?
KLOTZ: Because I know.
BOWE: I know you’re trying to be a tough guy in front of your client, but why don’t you knock it off? I know you’re trying to be tough — defend your big client. I understand that. This was a mistake.
BOWE: I’m sorry I used the word “Stevey” if I offended you.
COHEN: I’m not a big client.
So…yeah. That happened. Clearly there’s a bias here given my previously stated hatred of the nickname “Stevie” and applications thereof, and also due to the fact that I’m a big fan of what some would characterize as disproportionate reactions and white shoe lawyers talking like they’re in Goodfellas, but I don’t think I’m going out on much of a limb here to say this is one of the greatest pieces of dialogue I’ve read, ever. Like, you wouldn’t be shocked if instead of Bowe saying “I’m sorry I used the word “Stevey” if I offended you,” the line went “I’m sorry if the word ‘Stevey’ offe– [gun shot ].” Martin– call me.
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*Choosing instead to simply burn up inside.
Why can't Mikey Bowe and Marty Klotz just get along?
KLOTZ: I’m sorry I used the word “Stevey” if I offended you.
Huh? This has to be Bowe in order to make any sense.
if Klotz is Cohen's attorney why is he saying "I’m sorry I used the word “Stevey” if I offended you."
Reuters is fixing it now.
your punishment is to sit in a freezing van and eat ketchup and relish packets.
Reuters had it screwed up in the original. You know that, right?
Talk to me like that you big brute. Seriously, it gets me off.
-Pingie
Martin Klotz, next Dealbreaker interviewee?
You know what pisses me off? People who spell their name Stephen with a "ph". Also "Geoffrey"…that pisses me off as well. And people who keep sending me linkedin invitations. They're the worst.
Preferred form of address: "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. "
re the tag " this dialogue will be included verbatim in my off-Broadway show entitled simply "Steve""
oh please, please be serious about this?
It's my Christmas wish.
I am furiously fixing my faucet.
Go get 'em, dad!
-Roger Klotz??
Calling horseshit on this lawyer and the honorable Ms. Levin for their shared indignation at a fucking nickname this assdouche loved and promulgated. Bowe should have followed up with:
Bowe: Actually, I did call him Stevie. Cause everyone calls him Stevie. Cause he calls himself Stevie, fucknut. I intend to refer to also refer to him as: Aforementioned Insider Trader, Douchebag Attorney's Client. And you'll deal with it.
I don't care if he loves it, which has no bearing on whether or not I do, and, as previously state, I hate it. Carry on with the calling of horseshit.
Shouldn't you have either a) spelled your name right, or b) posted under your chosen moniker?
[begins fixing the Cable]
You Steve?
-Dexter Rutecki
Lovely.
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie………………….
It's not like he called him Edge.
alexandra garcia's mom calls him esteban and he really likes it.
You know the firm was originially going to be named Geoffries but that spelling pissed some of those guys off too. True story.
This is a pretty awesome post but you need to relax Bess. No one who calls him 'Stevie' is trying to be his boy. Think anyone who says 'RajRaj' is standing in line to fist bump that fat fuck through the glass?
Calmer than you.
The point isn't that someone is "trying" to be his boy, it's that it's- excuse the pejorative- gay when boiler room employees, idiot CNBC guests and tool box first year analysts refer to someone they for all intents and purposes don't know by it. And yes, those people do think it make them sound "in the know."
Er, the above was obviously written humorously ie there's no need for her to 'relax'?
Then write an article about you hate his name, not how you hate people who use…wait for it..his name.
WTF are you talking about? She stated in the article she hated the USE of his name and she replied to you saying the same thing (telling you that she doesn't care if HE doesn't mind the usage, SHE does). Is something not clear here? Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
[youtube 6RmO6fc-FdE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RmO6fc-FdE youtube]
Oh you said STEVIE…. whoops.
-BoA Intern
I agree with Mr. Cohen's attorney
– James (don't you dare call me Jimmy) Gorman
She kidnapped herself.
the biggest asshole in all this is the stenographer. Stevey? seriously?? -ey. Come on.
You seriously are sucking her dick enough to defend her silliness anonymously? Dude – checj yourself.
fumiest post/tags since penn station
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