Are you a strip club owner whose city doesn’t appreciate the performing arts you’re bringing to the community? A guy whose spouse is unconvinced that spending several hours watching topless women dance is just as if not more culturally enriching as taking in Swan Lake? A first-year analyst who’s about to get canned if you can’t explain to HR why you’ve started to take meetings at/had your calls forwarded to the Hustler Club? Judith Hanna’s got your back.

Judith Hanna, a 75-year-old grandmother and anthropology professor, spent an afternoon in 2005 on a beach in Jacksonville, Florida, photographing women’s swimsuited backsides. Hanna, who has spent almost 50 years studying the cultural expression of dance, called the fieldwork “interesting.” Her pictures, meant to demonstrate local enthusiasm for exposed flesh, became evidence in a nightclub’s fight against an ordinance requiring strippers to better cover their derrieres. Since 1995, Hanna, a University of Maryland researcher, has helped clubs repel efforts to tax, regulate or close them, arguing more than 100 times that striptease is just as much an art as ballet. Next year, her lap-dances-are-art argument will be part of an appeal before New York’s highest court. A stripper in heels is like a ballerina en pointe, she says, and her communication of feeling is no different than that of the New York City Ballet — and no less protected by the First Amendment. “Patrons of gentleman’s clubs aren’t just there to look at nude bodies,” Hanna, who lives in Bethesda, said in a telephone interview. “They want to read into it. It’s not just the eroticism, it’s the beauty of the body, and the fantasy they create.”

Hanna says she has observed at least 1,500 ecdysiastic performances in her defense of the $12 billion U.S. exotic-dance industry, which comprises about 4,000 clubs. When a city or state passes a law to kick the clubs out of town, owners turn to Hanna. She sends clients an average bill of about $3,000, and estimated that she has 45 wins to 21 losses.

Lap Dances Find Academic Champion as Cities Clamp Down [Bloomberg]

Comments (35)

  1. Posted by H. Cain | December 5, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    i love me some white women.

  2. Posted by M. Webster | December 5, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    You're lying if you tell me I'm the only one who looked up "ecdysiastic."

  3. Posted by RichardCripples | December 5, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Judith, if you need more nude female photos to help substaniate your arguments let me know. I have a ton, and while most of them are grainy, low light "evening" shots and many have tree branches and/or window panes obsuring parts of the subject; overall I think you'll find they are very tasteful. Oh, I also have upskirt shots if you need those too.

    - A fellow researcher and academic

  4. Posted by Chesty Morgan | December 5, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Actually the real ART happens in the VIP room!

  5. Posted by Quiet Society Member | December 5, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Hey, that's my domain!

    Incidentally, Judith, can you help a brother out?

    - Anthony

  6. Posted by Sterling | December 5, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    I prefer a bar side hand release, other than that I have no concerns.

  7. Posted by FKApmco | December 5, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Listen Miriam, next time be more helpful, K?

    Ecdysiast = stripteaser.
    From the Greek ecdysis = the act of molting or shedding an outer cuticular layer (as in insects and crustaceans)

    Who says you don't never learn nothing on DB?

  8. Posted by Other Guest | December 5, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Just like at Lincoln Center.

  9. Posted by Duncan | December 5, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Every time I've ever put them on a corporate tab, they showed up as an expensive steakhouse in the neighborhood.

    $100K would be a lot of beef.

  10. Posted by Guest | December 5, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    When a city or state passes a law to kick the clubs out of town, owners turn to Hanna. She sends clients an average bill of about $3,000, because she told them it would be $1000 per song and it started as soon as the client sat down even though that song was more than half over and the second and third songs were like a remix but counted as two songs even though the client thought it was just one.

  11. Posted by Guest | December 5, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    “Patrons of gentleman’s clubs aren’t just there to look at nude bodies,”

    Umm beg to differ says anyone who's ever been to one during the day.

  12. Posted by Guest | December 5, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Judy is aware of the fact that gentlemen routinely refer to a strip club as "the ballet", the sardonic nature of which comments inherently point to the differentiation of the ballet and, well, "the ballet".

  13. Posted by gasb | December 5, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    "Hanna says she has observed at least 1,500 ecdysiastic performances in her defense of the $12 billion U.S. exotic-dance industry, which comprises about 4,000 clubs. When a city or state passes a law to kick the clubs out of town, owners turn to Hanna. She sends clients an average bill of about $3,000…"

    Hell, I'd do it for half of that..

  14. Posted by Deleveraging | December 5, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Wow, I thought the SEC would have required a FOI filing to turn that stuff over

  15. Posted by The Truth | December 5, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    She looking for interns?

    - UBS MD

  16. Posted by Admire the Form | December 5, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    If they got topless at the ballet, poured the liquor freely, and had augmented hotties putting a good grind on my crotch, then, yeah, I'd pay the ask for swan lake tickets. Otherwise…"next up the main stage, fellas put your hands together for Misty!"

  17. Posted by davidrusso | December 5, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    amateur. convinced HBS in 2004 to sponsor a study called "economics of vice in relation to the DRAM act and similar legislation" that included $$ for memberships to online porn, tobacco and alcohol distribution.

    why I am telling you? shit I'm telling everybody.

  18. Posted by HAM05 | December 5, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    umm beg to differ again. all-you-can-eat $10 buffet, ever heard of it?

  19. Posted by Nailz6 | December 5, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    Long RICK.

  20. Posted by Guest | December 5, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Yes I have.

    - Chris Rock

  21. Posted by ThisBig | December 5, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    "her communication of feeling is no different than that of the New York City Ballet"- sure, one could go backstage at Swan Lake and get the same 'feeling' one would at a Strip Club?

  22. Posted by E. Texas Gas Trader | December 5, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Seriously. I've never seen a ballerina dancin and sweatin to Seeger's "Her Strut" with a white string hangin out.

  23. Posted by Bloom_berg | December 5, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Germany and France may be str ipped of their AAA rating: Sources

  24. Posted by SisterMaryElephant | December 5, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    I don’t want to encourage you animals but, have you ever seen pics of a ballerina doing soft porn? Money Shot.

  25. Posted by DJ @ Treasure's | December 5, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    "S-e-g-e-r", dude.

  26. Posted by New York ballet | December 5, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    $12 billion industry!!??

  27. Posted by widespread | December 5, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    Do you go to Wendy's too and "pay the ask" or do you negotiate to get closer to your bid?

    - Offers 99 cents for the dollar menu

  28. Posted by Sleeper | December 5, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    "Patrons of gentleman’s clubs aren’t just there to look at nude bodies".

    This is true. I also grope and try to check oil.

    - Guy who hates the looky no touchy places

  29. Posted by Byron Long | December 5, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    9-9-9 = 9 ho's for 9 Blows for 9 dollas

    - Signed
    "Spermin Herman" Cain, connoisseur of white meat extraordinaire

  30. Posted by Gordon Liddy | December 5, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Anyone else see this as a way to make lap dances tax deductible?

  31. Posted by Bing | December 5, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    "$12 billion U.S. exotic-dance industry"
    Thanks Bess!

    -UBS MD looking for potential M&A opportunities

  32. Posted by Anonymous | December 5, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    now all those art major chicks at occupy wall street can have some gainful employment

  33. Posted by Admire the Form | December 6, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    I'm like Misty; I grind everybody for the dollar. I'm pretty sure it's why strippers and finance guys get along so well; professional courtesy, and mutual awareness of the trade underway.

  34. Posted by Scrooge McDuck | December 6, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Money McBags, is that you?

  35. Posted by It's_anArt | December 6, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    You’ve got to love that someone encourages people, the dancers. Someone who confronts pathetic stereotyping and degradation. When you thought ‘motherhood’ was stealing all the limelight, it is, once again, the Strip Club Patrons who yell ‘These are people, this is Art!’

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