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Sorry about that Mandy
Yea… Skiing accident… Had nothing to do with the sub-par sandwich she made me yesterday…
– Mr. Dury
What perplexes me the most…
*puts on shades*
Is what was this woman doing skiing in the kitchen?
She probably french fried when she should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
I am not sure what I am looking at. Is that her eye or her vagina?
– FSU school of medicine class of 2014
would still hit it, metaphorically speaking.
pizza and french fries were both burnt
Definitely "flagging" that media
-guy who has a thing for eyes and wants a better look once he gets home
Mandy was skiing with African American men?
– guy who had her tweet read to him aloud by someone else.
It could only be the latter if she were Asian, yes?
I've seen this music video before. In the end you find out it was a girl the whole time!
why ski when you can surf
If she were Japanese then there is no way it was her vagina.
Not the face! You b*tch! Not the f*ckin' face!
– Ike Turner
Seeing as how its brown in the middle, I'm going with anus.
-UBS Hospital Resident
I need to remember this excuse.
-Married Female and resident of Mobile's Best Mobile Home Park Lot 210.
Although I like clumsy girls, she seems a bit clumsy. Didn't she have a scooter accident in the CNBC offices a bit ago?
I am more a fan of her "brown eye"
I'm still laughing at this. Well done.
what do you tell a sheila with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Fuck the eye, that Aussie looks damn fine in the fitted black she's got on Closing Bell today. Might be time for some mid-afternoon R&R in the bathroom.
Sheilas want to stick me for my shrapnel…
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