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   Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | December 21, 2011 at 12:45 PM

   Sorry about that Mandy

   -P North

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   Posted by Put_Option | December 21, 2011 at 12:48 PM

   Yea… Skiing accident… Had nothing to do with the sub-par sandwich she made me yesterday…

   - Mr. Dury

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   Posted by guesticles | December 21, 2011 at 12:50 PM

   What perplexes me the most…

   *puts on shades*

   Is what was this woman doing skiing in the kitchen?

   -D. Caruso

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   Posted by pazzo83 | December 21, 2011 at 12:56 PM

   She probably french fried when she should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

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   Posted by guest | December 21, 2011 at 12:56 PM

   I am not sure what I am looking at. Is that her eye or her vagina?

   - FSU school of medicine class of 2014

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   Posted by HAM05 | December 21, 2011 at 12:59 PM

   would still hit it, metaphorically speaking.

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   Posted by hippo | December 21, 2011 at 1:04 PM

   pizza and french fries were both burnt

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   Posted by Guest | December 21, 2011 at 1:09 PM

   Definitely "flagging" that media

   -guy who has a thing for eyes and wants a better look once he gets home

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   Posted by Guest | December 21, 2011 at 1:17 PM

   Mandy was skiing with African American men?

   - guy who had her tweet read to him aloud by someone else.

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    Posted by WTF__k | December 21, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    It could only be the latter if she were Asian, yes?

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    Posted by Jackwagon | December 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Bravo. Genius.

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    Posted by derp | December 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    I've seen this music video before. In the end you find out it was a girl the whole time!

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    Posted by inlovewithpmco | December 21, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    why ski when you can surf

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    Posted by guest | December 21, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    If she were Japanese then there is no way it was her vagina.

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    Posted by Patrick Bat(e)man | December 21, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Not the face! You b*tch! Not the f*ckin' face!

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    Posted by B2b MD | December 21, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Amateur

    - Ike Turner

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    Posted by Cut Me | December 21, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Seeing as how its brown in the middle, I'm going with anus.
    -UBS Hospital Resident

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    Posted by Cut Me | December 21, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    I need to remember this excuse.
    -Married Female and resident of Mobile's Best Mobile Home Park Lot 210.

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    Posted by Guest | December 21, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Although I like clumsy girls, she seems a bit clumsy. Didn't she have a scooter accident in the CNBC offices a bit ago?

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    Posted by Backdoor_Bess | December 21, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    I am more a fan of her "brown eye"

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    Posted by Herb Schmertz | December 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    I'm still laughing at this. Well done.

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    Posted by trojan_ | December 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    what do you tell a sheila with two black eyes?

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    Posted by W. Beater | December 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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    Posted by ReaganLaw | December 21, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Fuck the eye, that Aussie looks damn fine in the fitted black she's got on Closing Bell today. Might be time for some mid-afternoon R&R in the bathroom.

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    Posted by Tad | December 21, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Stan Darsh!

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    Posted by dumpus | December 21, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    indeed.

    S. Bono.

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    Posted by Cashed Up Bogan | December 21, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Sheilas want to stick me for my shrapnel…

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