Are you an asset manager looking to do some hiring? Have you interviewed a bunch of so-so candidates but have chosen to hold out for you dream employee, as unlikely as it might be that one person would possess all you desire? Does your list include:
1) A guy who will make you and your clients “$$$”
2) A CFA charterholder
3) Someone who is not just going to sit at his desk throwing the term socialist around but will actively do his part to get rid of the so-called socialists running the country, through his freelance writing gigs, mostly
4) An email address that makes a statement
…? Then your Christmas 2012 hath come early.
"Tired of bing 'free'…"
A bit too much Bing Crosby over the holidays?
0% expected travel. Judging for you informative passage – I'd take a guess this is both forward and backward looking?
Corvettekid1969 is a friend of mine.
get in line buddy
He used to be a friend of mine, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Sell-side contacts = tight with the Jeffries callers
This guy is already an Iron Eagle in my book.
-Chappy and Associates
If he had used Civickid1994, then that is something I could have worked with…
- UBS Automotive Equity Research Analyst
I like the cut of his jib.
-SubaruForester2003@gmail.com
I liked where you were heading for a second there, but your rant only lasted for less than a sentence. I think I'll pass.
-Leon Cooperman
Email your resume we're growing like crazy here
-WJB Capital HR
This guy really is the fucking rake.
- [Redacted Penn Undergrad]
Shouldn't the deadline be 12/21/2012?
Glad he's the Corvette Kid- because when everyone else said "No" there was only one saviour who prevented the Corvette from ceasing production for all time.
His name is Barack Obama.
Thanks for nothing, and to hell with those folks at the Bowling Green factory whose families aren't on food stamps.
1969….kid. Other than that, no concerns.
-Freelance internet poster
Nice touch with the "deadline".
we should hang out.
-r. santelli
+1 for having the stones to insert a uber-nerdy Skyrim joke among this crowd.
Hired! We need more conservatives with CFA and CFP credentials. Though, anyone with 20+ years of experience can hardly be considered a kid.
chopshopowner@hotmale.com
"Pristine regulatory and compliance record going back [..]" –> this guy could actually exist & be authentic..
used 'CFA' as a noun: that's bad, but can be forgiven if apologizes to the institute, ie: submits appropriate filing $$$ fee.
80'sKI: strapping a walkman to your thigh and stealing a fighter jet.
"freelance…, freelance…, freelance…" apparently his last employer used some good sense…
I killed 100 birds, once, with a Hades bomb.
Minus 20 for invoking anything related to BF3 instead.
Be Freud 3?
And here I never got a thank you card for TARP
As the walkman plays One Vision by Queen
Nice job violating the CFA Institute Code & Standards there with the improper use of the CFA designation. Even I knew that.
-Matt
Peasant.
-AstonMartin1965@yahoo.com
Won't violate the CFA Code, but if you've got some insider info, send it his way.
Quite 'diversified' Roles with the addition of being Journalist & Sales person! Probably calling himself a 'kid' as he's violated standard 7.
You're our best customer!
-PhilsTowing@gmail.com
My hypocrisy only goes so far. If I get this right when Obama does something right you get the credit. When he does something wrong he gets the blame. Go figures! When people like me start getting annoyed with the pilling on … there is a good chance he is getting re-elected.
-An actual member of the 1%.
Yea I took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
"freelance writing" and "freelance money-managing" – sounds like this kid keeps a diary of how he stayed solvent by transfering his CapitalOne card balance to AllyBank.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Go figures!
When people like me start getting annoyed with the pilling on …
-An actual member of the 1%.
You need to take yourself more seriously, Francis
Doesn't everyone with a Bloomberg have access to sell-side research?
Dungeons & Dragons v9.5
I love you all. Thank you.
Is that you Sylvester?
If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
- Francis, SVP EM50 Project
What would ya say…ya do here?
- Last conversation that Corvettekid1969 had with an employer (1999)
Someone doesnt have a Bloomberg :-(
"Freelance" is just another word, for nothing left to lose…
Nice car.
yourdaughter1993@yahoo.com
no this guy is on! he fucked the market in the ass while his santorum surges out of the markets ass. and leaves a great dirty sanchez in its wake. why does a ball buster like that need bloomberg for that?
whoa there bud, freelance is the same as "historical consultant" (freddie mac), or "financial board consultant" (bain capital), or even like anal spooge (santorum). dont knock freelance unless your ready to knock the bulls balls like the "rickster" is prepared to do when he free the socialists of there power in the wh.
The US taxpayer has paid for far more egregious purposes- like the wholesale slaughter thousands of Iraqis, and the displacement of millions more. I don't care what it costs- there is a value beyond money in keeping the dignity of hundreds of thousands of US workers and their families, and avoiding the blowout of the entire industrial Midwest- or whats left of it.
In the meantime, those saved jobs pay for themselves in income taxes paid, social security funded, communities kept whole, and having those people support themselves through their work is far better than the rest of us supporting them with unemployment benefits.
WTF happened to this country that all some people give a crap about is taxes while everyone else's life can go to hell?
Well said.
you're confused about every factual part of that, but the sentiment is well taken.
jersey? is that you?
While I sympathize with elements, you shouldn't get all revved up about what others "give a crap about." In the end we'll get what is right for society as a whole.
- Adam Smith, Managing Director
Invisible Hand Partners, LP
I havent confused anything- every day some locality gives a tax break to a business to keep jobs in their community but no one screams "Bailout!"
My sentiments are based on human concerns- whats YOUR problem?
The invisible hand theory is quite dead- if you don't know that by now…….
I'm not quite dead. I think I'll go for a walk…
Despite the contretemps of the past decade or so, the global standard of living says different. Even our recent daisy chain of crises are, long run, in our best interest.
- The Ghost of Adam Smith
Yeah, I know- 40 to 1 leverage will teach us all a lesson we need to learn.
Dope….
My point exactly…the lesson is that the entire system needed to delever. Which it is in the process of doing. I think you need a better than Cliff's Notes understanding of Adam Smith.
Dilettante…