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David Einhorn: “I Have Quite A Lot To Say”

about all this. For starters:

– “This is as much like insider trading as soccer is like football”
– “The FSA has spent the last two years forcing square pegs into round holes”
– “This is like a traffic cop with a quota at the end of the month, with a miscalibrated radar gun”
– Greenlight has a recording of the call in question, which contains no evidence of insider trading

– Something about this being like televised poker
– “Greenlight has always been committed to the highest standards of professional conduct”
– GL choose to pay the fine rather than go through another year of politically-charged BS
– Thank you and good-night!

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38 Responses to “David Einhorn: “I Have Quite A Lot To Say””

  1. Bandersnatch says:

    “The FSA has spent the last two years forcing square pegs into round holes”. Sounds like fun!
    -You know who from Patriarch

  2. Duncan says:

    Was there a source for that stuff inside the quotation marks?

  3. investorcluzo says:

    soccer is football, football is soccer!
    -A. Ventura

  4. Wall St. Dude says:

    This…this… this is like putting ketchup on pasta and calling in spaghetti marinara

    It's like calling a slice of velveta, cheese.

    It's like insisting your last shot with a "foot wedge" was one stroke.

    And the fine? It's like your friends sister in law came over to use the bathroom and didn't flush.

  5. Dyslexic Speedreader says:

    Why don't we ever discuss Mr. Einhorn's hairpiece on this discussion board? Seriously, it's like YouTube's Teddy the Corn Eating Hedgehog fell asleep on top of his head. Seriously, somebody Photoshop that thing off of him, please.

  6. VonSloneker says:

    So…Dennis Miller resurfaces as a conference call script ghost writer. I'd recognize his formulaic similie based humor anywhere.

    – Koko

  7. Matt's Mom says:

    “This is as much like insider trading as soccer is like football”….umm soccer is exactly like football if u live in the UK.

  8. Richard Nixon says:

    YOU ARE NOT A CROOK!

  9. Rest of the world says:

    “This is as much like insider trading as soccer is like football”

    What the fuck is soccer?

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