RBS Bankers Prepare for ‘Nuclear Winter’ as Hester Undoes Goodwin Empire (Bloomberg, Dealbreaker)
By Thursday lunchtime in London, the 18,900 employees in Royal Bank of Scotland Group Plc’s investment banking division will know whether they still have jobs at Britain’s biggest government-owned lender. Chief Executive Officer Stephen Hester, 51, decided to make the announcement, originally planned for later this month, because uncertainty in the ranks about jobs was undermining productivity, said one senior executive who declined to be identified because he wasn’t authorized to speak publicly. Hester is reversing a decade of expansion led by former CEO Fred Goodwin that included $140 billion of acquisitions. The Edinburgh-based lender plans to close its equities and corporate finance units globally, cutting as many as 5,000 jobs, said two people familiar with the situation. The cash equities, equity research, corporate broking as well as mergers and acquisitions units may also be shut, the people said. Limiting cuts to the equities unit may not be enough to boost profitability, said Raul Sinha, an analyst at JPMorgan Cazenove in London.
BofA Prunes Senior Ranks in Asia Investment Banking (Reuters)
Bank of America-Merrill Lynch, the second-largest U.S. bank by assets, is cutting around a fifth of its managing directors across its Asia investment banking division, sources said on Monday, in a bid to cut costs as the outlook sours in a once-booming region…Headhunters interviewed by Reuters said the bank’s reduction in its ranks of managing directors in Asia was a deeper-than-usual cull of senior bankers, but reflects the broad challenges the investment banking industry faces. “That sounds like carnage,” said Richard Broadhurst, who runs Hong Kong-based Initiative Recruitment.
Greek Bailout In Peril (WSJ)
Greece’s deteriorating economy is threatening the viability of a €130 billion ($165.2 billion) bailout for the country that European leaders agreed to in October. The bailout package, which followed an earlier aid deal for Athens that was agreed on in 2010, relies on Greece negotiating a 50% reduction in much of its outstanding bond debt. It also requires Greece’s government to make fresh efforts to cut its budget deficit. “The second Greece program has to be implemented soon, otherwise it won’t be possible to disburse the next tranche” of aid loans, Ms. Merkel told a joint news conference with Mr. Sarkozy after their meeting.
Credit Suisse Bankers Said to Bet Own $450 Million on Firm’s Risky Assets (Bloomberg)
Credit Suisse, selling riskier assets to free up capital, has found a ready buyer: its own employees. The same senior bankers who received part of their 2008 pay in illiquid loans and bonds contributed $450 million of their own money to buy more of the firm’s risky assets (CSGN), such as mortgage-backed securities, said two people with knowledge of the plan, who asked for anonymity because the deal is private. The bankers, some of whom have left since 2008, had been willing to put almost $500 million into the Expanded Partner Asset Facility, or EPAF, which closed Dec. 31, one of the people said. Banks are trying to divest illiquid loans and fixed-income securities because regulators would require the firms to hold more equity capital as a buffer against losses. Europe’s lenders have pledged to cut more than 950 billion euros ($1.2 trillion) of assets over the next two years to reduce the capital they would have to raise. “This is an advantage to the company, if priced correctly, in that it will reduce their capital charges and liquefy their balance sheet,” said Brad Hintz, an analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. in New York. “The question is what goes into it, how is it being valued and are they using a third-party firm to value it? Because to do anything else is a transfer of value from the shareholders to the employees.”
Geithner In China To Discuss Yuan, Iran (Bloomberg)
Geithner is likely to encounter resistance in China, which disagrees with U.S. assertions that its currency is undervalued and is sparring with the Obama administration over trade in goods from chicken to steel. At the same time, he may seek to avert a public split at a time when a likely European slide to recession is already clouding the global economic outlook. “These are the world’s second- and third-largest economies and the two biggest holders of Treasury bills,” said Stephen Myrow, a U.S. Treasury official during the administration of George W. Bush and now managing director of ACG Analytics Inc., a Washington investment research firm. “These are relationships that need to be continually nurtured.”
Traffic Agent With Unpaid Tickets Is Arrested Over Tow (NYT)
A traffic agent who owed more than $450 in parking tickets was arrested Monday morning in Brooklyn, accused of trying to stop her S.U.V. from being towed, the authorities said. The agent, Olatakumbo Erinosho, 39, was charged with obstructing governmental administration, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, the police said. City marshals went to Greene Avenue in Bedford-Stuyvesant before dawn on Monday to tow Ms. Erinosho’s 2007 Cadillac Escalade, the police said. But she “interfered with and resisted their lawful efforts to seize her personal vehicle” and “subsequently resisted efforts by police who were summoned by marshals to arrest her,” Paul J. Browne, the chief Police Department spokesman, said in a statement.
Fitch May Downgrade Italy, Not France This Year (Reuters)
Fitch Ratings does not expect to cut France’s triple-A credit rating this year, while countries under review such as Italy or Spain could be downgraded by one or two notches, the agency’s EMEA ratings head said on Tuesday. Fitch put Belgium, Spain, Slovenia, Italy, Ireland and Cyprus on negative watch late last year, with a conclusion expected by March. France has a negative rating outlook from Fitch, which normally means that it could be downgraded within two years. “On the basis of some current economic and fiscal trends in France… we wouldn’t expect to downgrade France this year, unless there is a material deterioration in the euro zone,” Ed Parker, head of EMEA sovereign ratings, told Reuters in an interview on the sidelines of a Fitch seminar.
Wife’s Trades Sink Banker (WSJ)
Swiss National Bank Chairman Philipp Hildebrand resigned Monday after emails appeared to undercut his assertion that he knew nothing of a currency trade worth more than $500,000 by his wife last summer. Mr. Hildebrand, who denied any wrongdoing, resigned just days after declaring that he wouldn’t step down in the wake of disclosures that his wife, who once worked at a New York hedge fund, exchanged Swiss francs for dollars Aug. 15, just weeks before the central bank made one of the boldest interventions in foreign-exchange markets in recent years to control the rise of the Swiss currency. The resignation brought an abrupt end to the two-year tenure of a central-bank chief who generated both controversy and plaudits from the international financial community. In a news conference, 48-year-old Mr. Hildebrand said he was resigning in part because it was impossible for him to prove that his wife, Kashya, acted alone in making the transaction last August. “My wife has a strong personality,” Mr. Hildebrand had said last week in discussing the trade. “She worked in the financial business and has her own thoughts.” Ms. Hildebrand worked at New York hedge fund Moore Capital Management between 1994 and 1999 in various roles, where she met her husband. She has managed an art gallery in Zurich since 2001.
Apple CEO Cook’s 2011 Package Worth $378M (Bloomberg)
The total includes $376.2 million in shares that will vest starting in five years, Cupertino, California-based Apple said yesterday in a proxy filing to shareholders. Cook’s base salary was $900,000 in 2011.
Romney tackles attacks on his business experience from GOP rivals (NYP)
There was no mention of “pink slips,” but Mitt Romney on Monday was already trying to counteract the perception that he was out of touch when he said there were times he feared getting fired. On Sunday, Romney told a crowd in Rochester, NH, “I know what it’s like to wonder whether you’re going to get fired. A couple of times I wondered if I was going to get a pink slip.” Speaking at a Nashua Chamber of Commerce breakfast Monday, Romney began by noting he did not always hold high-level positions. Rather, he said he started off “at the entry level.” “I was able over the years to work my way up and learn some lessons along the way,” Romney said.
Twinkies Maker Preparing For Chapter 11 Filing (WSJ)
Hostess Brands Inc. is preparing to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as soon as this week, said people familiar with the matter, a move that would mark the second significant court restructuring for the Twinkies and Wonder Bread baker in the past several years…Hostess also owes more than $50 million to vendors, which have been demanding payments on shortened time frames because of Hostess’s financial condition, one of the people said. Most of those goods and services were provided to Hostess within the past three weeks or so.
Santorum Takes Credit for Sweater-Vest Sales Boom (Daily Intel)
Appearing on Hannity Monday night as GOP rival Newt Gingrich did earlier, the former Pennsylvania senator held up an official Santorum sweater-vest and told the host that “This is the attire of the campaign. We’ve heard from several retailers that sweater-vests sales have gone up since I started displaying the sweater-vests.”

It's funny. I never would've thought winning a $100B bidding war with Barclays for AMN Ambro at the peak of the market and building a shiny new airport terminal on exit 7 in Stamford could have ended poorly.
Santorum in a sweater vest > "santorum" on a sweater vest.
Pro tip: club soda.
Wouldn't it really depend on whose santorum and whose vest?
Ballin' in a $60k SUV but not having any loose change to feed the meter is the NKI.
keeping your job is the NKI @ RBS
She would seem to be a well compensated public servant.
ahhh you mean Olatakumbo Erinosho aka jane smith
DSK's accuser is really doing well for her self.
>>>>> Santorum as president
"#1: BAC's eliminating 1/5th of all MDs in Asia. #2: Great. More advisory boutiques started by unemployable washed-up assholes."
totes hilar
$300(?) for a tow + $200(?) for a daily storage fee FOR $450 IN TICKETS. Cray.
..oh, and '07 lades are more like $27k, depending on mileage. HTH
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Liar Liar…underrated movie. Add that to the list of things I should have done instead of watching LSU-Alabama part deux.
Mentioning or commenting on this matter makes you WAAY CISS!
Hugely underrated.
Listen, boys, sorry if it doesn't work out. Thank you for your years of service to the firm. Oh, and while I have you:
WHO LEAKED THIS TO THE PRESS?
A senior executive at taxpayer-controlled Royal Bank of Scotland is in line for a multi-million pound bonus – as the bank prepares to axe up to 5,000 jobs.
John Hourican, head of RBS’s troubled investment banking division, is due to receive a £4.3million windfall in April.
The payout will be acutely embarrassing for Prime Minister David Cameron. It comes just a day after he attacked bosses who accept huge salaries and bonuses when their companies are struggling.
The price of shares in RBS, which is 83 per cent owned by the taxpayer after the Government bailed it out in 2008, has halved over the past year.
But Mr Hourican, 41, who has been head of global banking and investments since 2008, could be eligible to receive more than 21million shares in April under a bonus deal agreed three years ago.
He was awarded 29million shares and options as part of an initiative to restructure the group following its disastrous tie-up with Dutch lender ABN Amro.
With RBS shares changing hands at just over 20p last night, the windfall would be worth £4.3million.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084466/R…
"Pullover!"
"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing""
The urban slang you're looking for there is 'esco". Nobody says 'lades'…just sayin.
- Nasty Nas
"In a unique move, BofA is putting some of its analysts and associates — typically the youngest and newest members of a bank – into a general pool rather than assign them to a specific team, the sources said. This would allow the bank to set these younger bankers to any urgent and fee-producing work for any part of the business, rather than have them wait for their unit to see better demand."
I wouldn't expect any less from a pitchbook shop!
Call me!
-L. Tripp
"Over-actor!"
Billy, Nobody says "just sayin" except for sorority slams. HTH
Quite ironic that J Houricane used to be the CFO at ABN … Clearly there is no such thing as "Karma"
RBS Sucks
As opposed to having 'HTH' after every post like the 12-year old boys you stalk on Facebook?
So at BofA, "analyst" = Sales Assistant?
"Account Executive"
-Bud