Prophet Gartman Tees Himself For Another Told Ya So

Unlike past predictions, no one has to die for Dennis to nail this one (that we know of).

A positive first fortnight’s return to trading should lead to a positive year for the U.S. markets in 2012, Dennis Gartman, author of The Gartman Letter, believes. Trading on the Dow Jones Industrial Average has started the year on a positive note, after a tumultuous 2011. “If we finish the first two weeks higher, we will finish the year higher,” Gartman told CNBC Wednesday. “Let’s not get too excited over the first few days of trading,” he cautioned. “If we’re higher after two weeks, that will set the tone for a much better year.”

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42 Responses to “Prophet Gartman Tees Himself For Another Told Ya So”

  1. Wire says:

    Probably just the Colonel, as he puts the addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it.

  2. CNBC says:

    Gartman continued, "whereas if HAG:CN finishes the first fortnight in positive territory, I'm going to leave a footprint with that sell order."

  3. the Great Bernak says:

    I follow each and every call this guy makes on bullion. I'm getting tired of putting it down to the coin shop when he says SELL! Plus you have to talk like a local with the Kentucky drawl and other BS to blend in.

  4. Guest says:

    I correctly predicted that DG would make another prediction.

  5. Nostradamus says:

    Two days is nothing. It takes nine days to determine how the year will go.

  6. derp says:

    My prediction: If the market goes up, the DJIA will be higher than it is now

  7. Rex Ryan says:

    I guarantee we’ll win it this year

  8. D. Gartman says:

    Hi, I am a newsletter guy. I like to trade one lots.

  9. Jacob's Bladder says:

    I predicted last year that 2012 would come after 2011.

    -Gartman's 6 foot long anal bead tail

  10. Guest says:

    I predict I will disregard his advice.

  11. cayce says:

    I never book a trade without consulting Miss Cleo.

  12. Guest says:

    There's a joke in there about Gartman, a bike, and the basement of The Alamo

  13. Nailz6 says:

    I'd say I'm almost positive the winner of this year's election will be president.

  14. pazzo83 says:

    I predict that Matt's post today will include 3 charts and be 47 paragraphs long.

    • Guest says:

      Matt is Gartman
      Gartman is Matt

      • cayce says:

        I want to see Matt take on the Ackman / Canadian Pacific imbroglio…complete with an interactive page detailing the operation and maintenance of a freight engine.

  15. FKApmco says:

    Trash Dennis all you like but I think he's onto something with the being high for a fortnight sets the tone for a much better year…ruins one of my New Year's resolutions but we all know resolutions aren't made to last.

  16. Guest says:

    I bet he looks even more impressive naked, covered in chocolate.

    -Jeff Macke

  17. Lord Humongous says:

    It's cold out there today.

    – UBS Meteorological Quant

  18. Meredith says:

    Let’s not get too excited over the downtick in munibond prices. My muni bond default crash prediction will set the tone for the year.

  19. Anonymous says:

    I predicted the USD was weak against the CHF
    -Wife of Swiss National Bank President