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Sleep Where Jon Corzine Hath Slept

JSC has reportedly put his Hoboken hideaway on the market, for reasons that are unclear at this time (and which we should not speculate over. Surely there are some who will be quick to suggest he’s downsizing and freeing up cash in case he needs money for legal fees but we have no idea, do we? Maybe the new venture became a success sooner than anyone thought, and he’s moving to a bigger place. Maybe he’s decided to live in France full-time). Some details, for those interested in a place with a story to tell:

* 2 bedrooms
* 3.5 baths (jacuzzi in master suite)
* 2,400 square feet
* 1 parking space
* “media room with built-in entertainment system and adjacent bar serving area make for an entertainer’s dream”
* $2.9 million

Make him an offer.

Corzine’s Home For Sale [CNBC]
The Height of Waterfront Luxury at Maxwell Place [Halliburton Homes]
Is Corzine Selling His Pad in Hoboken? [Hoboken Patch]

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35 Responses to “Sleep Where Jon Corzine Hath Slept”

  1. artist says:

    i can offer him a distasteful nude painting of hank paulson..

  2. AIG Quant via LEH says:

    boo hoo

  3. Guesto says:

    Ok ok this is too much…..the listed agent for this is Jessica O'Connor. Or as she's known on Washington Avenue bar scene:

    Miss JOC

    Oh and the broker is Halliburton Homes. Have fun w/ that name.

  4. guest says:

    **possibility of finding $1.2 billion hidden in the drywall**

  5. Dirty Jerz says:

    Who knew Crate and Barrel and a 20-in flat panel was the NKI?

    • guest says:

      It's like the man sees worthless trash everywhere and insists on throwing millions and millions upon further millions at it. It's a sickness really, look at the milliions (billions?) he threw at that vapid union twat he was banging when he was the gov.

      • guest says:

        Unnecessarily harsh re the woman but "It's like the man sees worthless trash everywhere and insists on throwing millions and millions upon further millions at it" made me laugh pretty hard.

  6. ACDC says:

    Is that the shroud of his MF Global career on the wall? If it is included in the deal, you could put it on E-BAY & sell it to the guy bought Bernie Madoff's shoes for $10.

  7. Guest says:

    The bed seems oddly truncated. Does he sleep sideways or is he secretly a double amputee?

  8. D. Tepper says:


    A tear down in hoboken is just what i need for next years writeoff.

  9. Alan_Stanwyk says:

    He decided that he needed to up his street cred and is moving to a less gentrified locale outside of the reach of US extradition.
    -JC's legal counsel

  10. nachocheese says:

    what is all the fuss here? He is downsizing. Is he allowed to keep the beard in Allenwood?

  11. Guest says:

    I knew Cheney was involved!

    – Conspiracy guy

  12. PermaGuestII says:

    Calling the den a "media room" is the NKI.

  13. bitter new jerseyan says:

    Don't forget to mention it's located in a special "property tax relief zone" he created for himself while governor. Because he was always looking out for the most needy.

  14. Jason says:

    Dear D.Tepp

    Time for round 2.

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