Sleep Where Jon Corzine Hath Slept

JSC has reportedly put his Hoboken hideaway on the market, for reasons that are unclear at this time (and which we should not speculate over. Surely there are some who will be quick to suggest he’s downsizing and freeing up cash in case he needs money for legal fees but we have no idea, do we? Maybe the new venture became a success sooner than anyone thought, and he’s moving to a bigger place. Maybe he’s decided to live in France full-time). Some details, for those interested in a place with a story to tell:

* 2 bedrooms
* 3.5 baths (jacuzzi in master suite)
* 2,400 square feet
* 1 parking space
* “media room with built-in entertainment system and adjacent bar serving area make for an entertainer’s dream”
* $2.9 million

Make him an offer.

Corzine’s Home For Sale [CNBC]
The Height of Waterfront Luxury at Maxwell Place [Halliburton Homes]
Is Corzine Selling His Pad in Hoboken? [Hoboken Patch]

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  1. Posted by artist | January 30, 2012 at 8:08 PM

    i can offer him a distasteful nude painting of hank paulson..

  2. Posted by AIG Quant via LEH | January 30, 2012 at 8:28 PM

    boo hoo

  3. Posted by Guesto | January 30, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    Ok ok this is too much…..the listed agent for this is Jessica O'Connor. Or as she's known on Washington Avenue bar scene:

    Miss JOC

    Oh and the broker is Halliburton Homes. Have fun w/ that name.

  4. Posted by guest | January 30, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    **possibility of finding $1.2 billion hidden in the drywall**

  5. Posted by Dirty Jerz | January 30, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    Who knew Crate and Barrel and a 20-in flat panel was the NKI?

  6. Posted by guest | January 30, 2012 at 10:22 PM

    It's like the man sees worthless trash everywhere and insists on throwing millions and millions upon further millions at it. It's a sickness really, look at the milliions (billions?) he threw at that vapid union twat he was banging when he was the gov.

  7. Posted by guest | January 30, 2012 at 10:58 PM

    Unnecessarily harsh re the woman but "It's like the man sees worthless trash everywhere and insists on throwing millions and millions upon further millions at it" made me laugh pretty hard.

  8. Posted by ACDC | January 31, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    Is that the shroud of his MF Global career on the wall? If it is included in the deal, you could put it on E-BAY & sell it to the guy bought Bernie Madoff's shoes for $10.

  9. Posted by guest | January 31, 2012 at 7:43 AM

    JOC?

  10. Posted by Guest | January 31, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    The bed seems oddly truncated. Does he sleep sideways or is he secretly a double amputee?

  11. Posted by largent80 | January 31, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    It's a metaphor for the haircut the MF Global investors took after JSC seized the reins.

  12. Posted by pottery barn guy | January 31, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    weird tv placement. He either loves lying on his left side, or has a very flexible neck.

  13. Posted by Explainerator | January 31, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    Jesus O. Christ

  14. Posted by D. Tepper | January 31, 2012 at 9:23 AM

    Sold.

    A tear down in hoboken is just what i need for next years writeoff.

  15. Posted by Alan_Stanwyk | January 31, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    He decided that he needed to up his street cred and is moving to a less gentrified locale outside of the reach of US extradition.
    -JC's legal counsel

  16. Posted by nachocheese | January 31, 2012 at 9:37 AM

    what is all the fuss here? He is downsizing. Is he allowed to keep the beard in Allenwood?

  17. Posted by todd | January 31, 2012 at 9:47 AM

    it's called "celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

  18. Posted by Guest | January 31, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    I knew Cheney was involved!

    – Conspiracy guy

  19. Posted by PermaGuestII | January 31, 2012 at 10:31 AM

    Calling the den a "media room" is the NKI.

  20. Posted by that one guy | January 31, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    In your bracket, it's probably a, "mancave."

  21. Posted by patrick | January 31, 2012 at 10:42 AM

    love it

  22. Posted by PermaGuestII | January 31, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    In your bracket, it's probably "the basement"

  23. Posted by that one guy | January 31, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    touche

  24. Posted by Guest | January 31, 2012 at 12:07 PM

    at least he didn't say "your mom's basement".

    -Guy who looks on the bright side

  25. Posted by guest | January 31, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    that woulda been to black/rican

  26. Posted by bitter new jerseyan | January 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    Don't forget to mention it's located in a special "property tax relief zone" he created for himself while governor. Because he was always looking out for the most needy.

  27. Posted by Jason | January 31, 2012 at 1:04 PM

    Dear D.Tepp

    Time for round 2.

  28. Posted by louis caruthers | January 31, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    38/yr.
    3 times what i pay in chi, similar size

    asses also twice

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