Unlike some private equity famewhores, Steve Schwarzman is a modest, retiring type who shuns all ostentation and just wants to be left alone with his crabs. So it’s not surprising that he doesn’t want those gossip hounds at the Fed all up in his personal finances, and that he’s willing to go to extreme lengths to avoid just that. How extreme? Check this out:

Blackstone is converting part of its 14.1% stake in BankUnited Inc. to nonvoting preferred stock, these people said. The deal will shrink its voting stake to less than 10%, pushing the New York firm below the level at which the Fed requires personal financial data from the Florida bank’s owners.

It isn’t clear why Mr. Schwarzman is sensitive about providing such information. The longstanding Fed rule is in place to allow the regulator to gauge the safety of banks by evaluating the financial resources of their owners. The financial information gathered about a bank’s owners isn’t available to the public, even if requested under the Freedom of Information Act, according to people familiar with Fed policies. …

The matter of Mr. Schwarzman’s personal financial information is tied to BankUnited’s plans to convert from a savings-and-loan institution to a national bank. … As part of the conversion, the Fed requires detailed financial information from “principals” of entities that own more than 10% of the bank’s stock.

So … not that extreme? Two obvious things:

(1) The Fed doesn’t need to know about Schwarzman’s personal finances to gauge the safety of any banks. Not just because he’s really quite rich, but because there’s no realistically conceivable scenario in which a bank runs out of money and the Fed goes looking for that money in the personal account of the CEO of the general partner of the limited partnership that is the general partner of a limited partnership that is a 14% shareholder of a holding company that owns the bank.*

(2) Blackstone shrinking its voting stake from 14.1% to 9.9% by converting some of its shares into nonvoting preferred stock (which has the economics of common and converts to common if they sell it to anyone else) doesn’t actually matter for anything, since it will have the same economics and the same board representation as it had before.

So here is a non-solution to a non-problem. Which is fine. This is why lawyers can afford Manhattan apartments.

One day all this Volcker Rule and bank capital and ratings-agency-purge stuff is going to end, and financial regulatory developments will be fun again, and they will be about this. Everywhere U.S. law tries to figure out and regulate how much power a shareholder has over a company, it ends up hopelessly confused, and you get creepy formalisms like Blackstone’s nonvoting not-quite-common-stock in BankUnited.

This confusion comes from, on the one hand, a deep devotion to the (debatable!) idea that public company shareholders are owners and should have a say in the company, and that their say is proportional to their number of formally voting shares. Thus you get the BankUnited paper shuffling – as well as shocking amounts of attention devoted to things like say-on-pay and shareholder nomination of directors, and sterile debates about how sad bank shareholders should or should not be because the employees are stealing all the money or something. But you also get real restrictions on the capital markets. Try selling equity in a casino company sometime. Or a REIT. Or a shipping company.** Or a … well, a bank, for instance. All sorts of companies are subjected to – ever-so-slightly different, often ambiguous – legal restrictions on who can own their stock, and how much of it they can own, and what reports and permissions they need to own it.

On the other hand, that devotion is often under-analyzed and formalized enough that you can structure around these restrictions without giving up the control that you actually wanted. Again, Blackstone will keep 14% of the economics of BankUnited, and will keep its one director, and Schwarzman will remain that director’s boss. It’s hard to see how Schwarzman will have less control, whatever that is, after the conversion of the shares than he did before. Similarly, if you are an activist hedge fund – y’know, someone who actually does have the desire and sophistication and resources to influence the policy of the companies you invest in – and you are worried about ownership restrictions and filing requirements, you can look into something with the lovely name of hidden morphable ownership and maybe get around them. Or maybe not, often because those restrictions are so vague that you can’t predict what formalism will work.

The BankUnited example is a salacious one because “STEVE SCHWARZMAN ENJOYS EATING EXPENSIVE CRABS” but the broader area of regulation is interesting, important, and a godawful mess. I doubt that will change in the near future – we have prop trading to ban! – but it’s nice that this story, trivial in itself, is keeping it on the radar.

Schwarzman: None of Your Business [WSJ]

* Unless he stole it. Could happen.

** I have done all of these things and, let me tell you, GAAAAH.

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Comments (25)

  1. Posted by Guest | January 20, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    I would put this one in the Who Gives a F file.

  2. Posted by Jaws | January 20, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Like, nice job Matt, or whatever.

  3. Posted by pazzo83 | January 20, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    "Non-solution to a non-problem"

    We wrote the book on that.

    - U.S. Congress

  4. Posted by Bugs | January 20, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    Missed opportunity on the tags.

  5. Posted by Sponge Bob | January 20, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    Schwarzman = Mr. Crabs

  6. Posted by Guest | January 20, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    Uhhhhhh OK

  7. Posted by Guest | January 20, 2012 at 2:37 PM

    Matt this seems like a non story and has nothing to do w Volcker or Dodd Frank. The Fed can ask members of an investor group to file the Interagency Biographical and Financial Report. It is an extremely common filing. The IBFR is a long form supposed to serve as a background check on people who apply to control above a certain voting percentage in a bank or bank holding company. If you don't want to file it, you can structure your investment to be below that voting percentage. This is how bank / BHC investing works, and yes it is sometimes a matter of form over substance.

  8. Posted by trojan_ | January 20, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    Mr. "Crabs" is the nickname for the homeless guy giving zj's down by the shelter.
    I think you are referring to Mr. Krabs, proprietor of the Krusty Krab.

  9. Posted by Homer | January 20, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    I love you Mr. Pinchy, I would never coat you in delicious melted butter and eat you. Never

  10. Posted by B2b MD | January 20, 2012 at 2:40 PM

    Matt,

    Usually like your posts, but maybe Blackstone would just rather have a preferred dividend and liquidation priority. Just sayin'

    -Guy who doesn't try to over complicate things

  11. Posted by HungryIntern | January 20, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    Hey, we resent that.

    ~French Bureaucracy

  12. Posted by FKApmco | January 20, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Hey Pazzy:
    A. Is 128 on the IDRM the high score? If yes, wanna mate?
    2. Do you think the Giants will beat the 9ers? What spread should I give?

  13. Posted by DEA | January 20, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Mr. Schwarzman, we need to discuss the horticultural activities in your office.

  14. Posted by Old Rolex Wearer | January 20, 2012 at 2:56 PM

    Why is he wearing his watch in such a weird way?

  15. Posted by B2b MD | January 20, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Prefer the ankles behind the ears spread myself.

  16. Posted by trojan_ | January 20, 2012 at 3:21 PM

    SF -2 is a steal. Manning will toss a few picks, maybe even one for 6. GB's secondary was one of the worst in the league

  17. Posted by FKApmco | January 20, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Way 2 b 2 obvious, MD. Try again and this time be really, really clever

  18. Posted by FKApmco | January 20, 2012 at 3:46 PM

    Troj my little honey bunny: sorry to be a dumb girl but I don't know if you just told me Giants will win or not.

  19. Posted by trojan_ | January 20, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    NY will lose. by at least 2, more likely 5 or 6.
    go make me a sammich girly girl.

  20. Posted by FKApmco | January 20, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    How about I give you a knuckle sammich?

  21. Posted by pazzo83 | January 20, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    A. YES
    2. Skins fan here (being a DC sports fan of any kind = stabbing one's self in the eye repeatedly), but I do think the Giants win. Not sure about spread, but gonna be close. Too bad the game isn't here, not sure them San Fran boys can handle the snow.

  22. Posted by Guest | January 20, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    Seems possible that the Journal article buried the real reason for this move –

    "The conversion of the Blackstone shares, expected to be finalized in the next few days, also will free up BankUnited to do business with any of the companies that are held in the private-equity firm's investment portfolio, including the Hilton hotel chain. Regulators prohibit BankUnited from engaging with the scores of companies owned by the Blackstone and the other private-equity firms that hold stakes of more than 10%."

    Seems possible that BankUnited wants to do business with Blackstone portfolio companies. Understood that BankUnited isn't going to be underwriting Blackstone leveraged finance deals. I'd expect BankUnited, however, to want to be able to have deposit and cash management business with Blackstone portfolio companies, or make commercial real estate loans to hotel properties where Hilton is the manager or franchisor.

  23. Posted by inlovewithpmco | January 20, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    Yes the Giant will beat the 49ers and is my score not good enough for you?

  24. Posted by new hf guy | January 21, 2012 at 12:38 AM

    Why does he have such fat wrists?

  25. Posted by chris9059 | February 13, 2012 at 11:45 PM

    Exactly correct. which is why the whole point of this article, that reporting requirements are "a non-solution to a non-problem", is wrong.

    When banks due business with a substantial shareholder who hasl influence over management there is the very real possibility the bank may place the shareholders interests above that of the bank. And that is a problem, (even if reporting is an inconvenience for Mr. Schwarzmann, one of the alleged job – creators).

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