For his decision to bail out Wall Street in order to avert economic calamity during the financial crisis, Hank Paulson earned himself a few enemies. Chief among them was blogger Barry Ritholtz. In the years since Paulson has left office, The Big Picture author has had nothing but disdain for the former Treasury Secretary, described on TBP as “a god-awful jackass who oversaw the greatest theft in history, transferring trillions from taxpayers to incompetent bankers,” and who Ritholtz felt such disgust for that he would instinctively spit after uttering his name. Which is why you might want to sit down before reading about an utterly shocking reversal of opinion entitled, “My Newfound Respect For Hank Paulson.” Seriously, brace yourselves:

Sayeth Ritholtz:

I cannot go into the details, as the entire conversation was off the record — with an adversary of Hank Paulson’s. However, I can tell you that, despite disagreeing with the bailouts & TARP that was put into place under his regime at Treasury, Hank Paulson may actually be a decent guy. When you look at the rest of the parade of folks who helped contribute to the crisis — from the people at Treasury (Paulson, Geithner, Summers, Rubin) to the Fed (Greenspan, Bernanke) to Senate (Gramm, Leach, Bliley, Schumer), there certainly is plenty of blame to spread around a bunch of unsavory characters. Greenspan deserves much more blame than Bernanke (I also believe Bernanke is a decent man). But Paulson did a few things that are not known, and probably wont be publicly revealed until the end of this year — if at all. His subsequent actions since leaving Treasury have actually surprised me. This actually comes from an adversary of his. I will reveal all when I get permission, or when the book comes out, if ever — and if not, well, you just have to trust my judgment on this.

While one should be content to hold out hope that, some day, the genesis of his change of heart will be revealed, or simply rest assured that the details of what went down are not important, and one need only know that Uncle Barry would now have no problem inviting Hank over for a beer, most of you are likely dying to know more. Though it seems like he’s pretty serious about remaining mum for the time being, perhaps Ritholtz will let us know if any of the following would constitute us “getting warmer” re: the surprisingly respectable “things” Paulson did after leaving Treasury:

* He’s been paying to have the grass cut at the foreclosed houses in his neighborhood
* He stepped in as the DIP financer for Dippin’ Dots
* He’s flying a flock of his beloved birds down south in a private jet so they can migrate for the winter in style
* Not only did he decide to climb his next mountain (being his own boss as a Mary Kay national sales director) but beat his goals by hitting $500,000 in production and being named Queen of Recruiting for the Emerald Seminar
* He diligently showed up to the Larchmont house Tim Geithner (who BR is “more negative on than ever”) was desperately trying to sell sporting a Hitler stache and a confederacy bandanna on his head to tell prospective buyers “You’re going to love this block, everyone recycles.”
* Wildcard

My Newfound Respect for Hank Paulson [TBP via BI]

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Comments (18)

  1. Posted by Rusty | February 7, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    I know this picture is old, but what's up with the headphones?

  2. Posted by Beaker | February 7, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    Hank Paulson, the new poster child for Dr. Dre's Beats Audio.

  3. Posted by Hacksaw Jim Duggan | February 7, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    * He diligently showed up to the Larchmont house Tim Geithner (who is “more negative on than ever”) was desperately trying to sell sporting a Hitler stache and a confederacy bandanna on his head to tell prospective buyers “You’re going to love this block, everyone recycles.”

    No need for a wildcard. Game, set, match.

  4. Posted by Mexi_Cant | February 7, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    He breastfed Barry's White-Necked Rockfowl back to perfect health.

  5. Posted by Newguy | February 7, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    You talking to me? I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move…

  6. Posted by hank brasky | February 7, 2012 at 1:12 PM

    …and he organized the merger between Smith & Wesson and UNICEF!

  7. Posted by Hogan | February 7, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    He offered to let people pay him $10 each to don a monocle and shout "SCHUUUULTZ!!!" in a German accent, with all of the proceeds going to People for the Ethical Treatment of Office Plants?

  8. Posted by @Panic_Panic_ | February 7, 2012 at 1:30 PM

    Someone's had a "come to jesus" talk re: egrets.

  9. Posted by Guest | February 7, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Intrade 2012 Financial Services Melodrama Queen odds

    Barry Ritholtz's numbers just soared to 75%, above previous leader Richard X. Bove's 45%.

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    You guys ever need fertilizer, I've got a lot of it. Close to 80 tons.

  11. Posted by Guest | February 7, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Why the long face Hank?

  12. Posted by Guest | February 7, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    The end of that letter sounded like a Matt Levine post.

  13. Posted by guest | February 7, 2012 at 3:10 PM

    mmm, no, it didn't.

  14. Posted by guest | February 8, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    adversary = corzine

  15. Posted by guest | February 9, 2012 at 3:35 AM

    Rusty I'd bet a translation event … bottom 3 asterix points :-)'

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