Teenage Girl’s “Body Parts,” “Confidence” Have Been Sticking Out To CNBC Reporter Darren Rovell For Months

This is his story.

In October 2010, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor MJ Day had invited me to show up to a model’s body painting, even though the issue wouldn’t be out for four months. I couldn’t say anything about who she was and MJ only allowed me to tweet body parts. But I knew this 18-year-old girl was a star. She had the personality – a childish laugh, a great sense of humor – and the non-traditional body that SI loved. Sports Illustrated has made a name by steering away from the skinny model craze and pushing more towards women of more normal proportions. What stood out to me? Confidence. She knew what she wanted and she was going to get it. She told me her dream had always been to be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and she came to IMG to represent her because she they had faith that she could crack the issue at 18, young by the issue’s standards. That she did.

Sports Illustrated Had To Put Kate Upton On The Cover [CNBC]
Related: Darren Rovell Gets On One Knee, Asks Kate Upton To Be His Valentine, Is Rejected [Deadspin]

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47 Responses to “Teenage Girl’s “Body Parts,” “Confidence” Have Been Sticking Out To CNBC Reporter Darren Rovell For Months”

  1. ShortNaked says:

    I'd like to shove my equity right in the middle of those synthetic CDO tranches.

  2. AIG Quant via LEH says:

    It's a good thing I'm WFH today.

  3. Horny Causation says:

    What is it happens to the Dow and S&P when an American girl makes the SI swimsuit issue cover? (That's the excuse I will have for having the issue on my desk.)

  4. Ex-HBCP Analyst says:

    No HB needed.

  5. Put_Option says:

    That was a really long-winded way to say 'Yea, I'd do her'

  6. PermaGuestII says:

    Alternative headline: "CNBC Reporter Darren Rovell Is Not Gay"

  7. pazzo83 says:


    – J Sandusky

  8. SImon says:

    Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!

  9. FKApmco says:

    Needs tag "happy V Day, love Bess"

  10. guestguest says:

    LOL @ the "related" link.

  11. Entendres Doubles says:

    So Rovell beat off the other early guessers for the win?

  12. Alt_EST says:

    [youtube FcJScBLIEX4 youtube]

    No one knows what it means, but its provactive. It gets…something moving.

  13. Jed Clampett says:

    Whooooooooo doggies!

  14. Guest says:

    Bet money they did it.

  15. Lucas v P says:

    Teach me how to Douglas!

  16. Stroke Magazine says:

    We tried to get her for the cover of our new golfing periodical but her "handlers" turned us down for some reason.

    -"Putt" Shank

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  18. Gart Man says:

    I knew she would be on the cover of SI six years ago.


  19. inlovewithpmco says:

    Sorry, she cannot hold a candle to Marisa Miller

  20. guestie says:

    Pancake boobs ftw.

  21. #57 says:

    fuck mark sanchez

  22. Extitdok says:

    для вечерние платья лето 2011 в моем интернет-магазине