This is his story.
In October 2010, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor MJ Day had invited me to show up to a model’s body painting, even though the issue wouldn’t be out for four months. I couldn’t say anything about who she was and MJ only allowed me to tweet body parts. But I knew this 18-year-old girl was a star. She had the personality – a childish laugh, a great sense of humor – and the non-traditional body that SI loved. Sports Illustrated has made a name by steering away from the skinny model craze and pushing more towards women of more normal proportions. What stood out to me? Confidence. She knew what she wanted and she was going to get it. She told me her dream had always been to be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and she came to IMG to represent her because she they had faith that she could crack the issue at 18, young by the issue’s standards. That she did.
Sports Illustrated Had To Put Kate Upton On The Cover [CNBC]
Related: Darren Rovell Gets On One Knee, Asks Kate Upton To Be His Valentine, Is Rejected [Deadspin]
I'd like to shove my equity right in the middle of those synthetic CDO tranches.
I just like to f*ck those titties myself
It's a good thing I'm WFH today.
Never comment again.
What is it happens to the Dow and S&P when an American girl makes the SI swimsuit issue cover? (That's the excuse I will have for having the issue on my desk.)
No HB needed.
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/what-does-sports-i…
That was a really long-winded way to say 'Yea, I'd do her'
It's more like a long-winded way to say "if she's found chopped up in a trunk somewhere, there's a good chance it was me."
Alternative headline: "CNBC Reporter Darren Rovell Is Not Gay"
Meh.
- J Sandusky
Long ain't wrong!
If that is a "woman of normal proportions" then I'm the King of Rumania.
Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!
Needs tag "happy V Day, love Bess"
LOL @ the "related" link.
So Rovell beat off the other early guessers for the win?
[youtube FcJScBLIEX4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4 youtube]
No one knows what it means, but its provactive. It gets…something moving.
Whooooooooo doggies!
Bet money they did it.
wrong thread?
Bet money she wouldn't touch him or his hair-plugs w a 100 foot pole.
or right one…if you know what I mean.
Teach me how to Douglas!
the "childish laughter" did nothing for you? really?
We tried to get her for the cover of our new golfing periodical but her "handlers" turned us down for some reason.
-"Putt" Shank
Editor
I bet you would like to – but instead you will be trying to suck your own d–k while getting f–ked in the a-s.
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Are you using Time-Warner? You're breaking up, you're breaking up……
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You're right – that would be difficult.
Wow, I guy says he wants to have sex with a hot chick and he's accused of being gay!
No wonder you Wall Street guys screw everything up, you have no idea how things work.
Indeed, and I'm sure that we all want to wish Bess a happy Valentine's Day too
I knew she would be on the cover of SI six years ago.
Gartman
Hey, blue-shirted-eunuchs in the row in front of them. It's a time out! You don't need to watch the game.
- Every other male resident of the Earth
Examine time, place, setting.
Sorry, she cannot hold a candle to Marisa Miller
That YouTube video is the reason she's famous. Virals are pretty chill.
There is nothing synthetic about those CDO tranches.
Pancake boobs ftw.
unbelievable true lies ref. not enough love.
fuck mark sanchez
ROmania or did you mean Rumelia (which would serve the joke better seeing that Rumelia was not a kingdom)
- not the king of Romania
Hmmm, I personally don't see what the fuss is about. I mean is it the perky, youthful breasts, or that cutesy all american smile, or perhaps the almost certain knowledge that she'd conform to the Madonna/Whore paradigm…..okay, who am I kidding, it moved…..repeatedly.
The Kingdom of Rumania was in existence until the Kingdom signed an armistice agreeing to end hostilities against the Allies – primarily the U.S.S.R. and join the Allied fight against Germany and Hungary. The catalyst for the armistice was the arrest of the fascist dictator and replaced by a communist provisional government.
It should be noted that the King (or Queen?) appealed to the fascists to repeal or not enforce many anti-semitic laws and policies; thereby saving many Jews.
(I hope that I am not stepping on any Joke Briefer toes.)
Every time I watch this it makes me angry that I can't make her friend disappear.
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