Want to feel close to Jon Corzine but can’t bring yourself to tell people you live in Hoboken? Rather than buying his NJ love shack, perhaps consider placing a bid on a ’87 Jaguar he supposedly once owned and is now on the eBay auction block.

According to the seller, the Jaguar XJS was used by JSC at his Hampton’s house and the lucky buyer will be getting not just a car but a piece of history in the form of a 1990 Goldman Sachs directory left behind containing the home phone numbers of numerous veteran partners who’d love to chat. Speaking of former Goldman employees, anyone interested would be wise to keep a close eye on the bidding (ending in less than three hours), lest David Tepper snap it up at the last second with the intent to drive it off a cliff.

1987 Jaguar XJS XJSCab V-12 [eBay via Dealbook]

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  1. Posted by Guest | February 27, 2012 at 5:51 PM

    Is that Jon Corzine (the former governor of New Jersey) or John Corzine (the dentist)?

  2. Posted by Nervous Chartist | February 27, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    Where's Matt? I hope no one "submitted a tip" to the FBI because of the Michael Douglas video that implicated our humble correspondent in some nefarious scheme to use some material non public information to aid in accurate price discovery for some unknowing company.

  3. Posted by theShizznitt | February 27, 2012 at 6:00 PM

    Home phone numbers, the NKI of 1990. Wouldn't even make a StarTac vibrate.

  4. Posted by Female guest | February 27, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    Tepper should buy it and have it compressed into either a boot scraper or a toilet bowl.

  5. Posted by PermaGuestII | February 27, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    Nothing like that great mid-80's British engineering…

  6. Posted by and | February 27, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    then leave it on the front lawn of a certain property in the Hamptons

  7. Posted by Gerri Seinfeld | February 27, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    He was a periodontist you anti-dentite bastard

  8. Posted by guest | February 27, 2012 at 9:53 PM

    bids: 0

  9. Posted by The Grand Marquis | February 27, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    seat belts could be in excellent condition!

  10. Posted by guest | February 27, 2012 at 11:21 PM

    well done.

  11. Posted by Bonkers | February 28, 2012 at 8:16 AM

    Hey there, cowboy

  12. Posted by sme | February 28, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    check the glove box…

  13. Posted by Nailz6 | February 28, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    I'd live in this.

  14. Posted by Bird watcher | February 28, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    The listings beggining with P appear to have been defaced in some way however..

  15. Posted by lalallala | February 28, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    Cruisin' around in John Corzine's car…

  16. Posted by lalallala | February 28, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    room for just one more seinfeld reference?

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  18. Posted by 中古車買取 | November 15, 2012 at 2:08 AM

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  19. Posted by Donald | September 7, 2013 at 12:08 AM

    Buying a new car is not possible for all, so they will buy an old car. Old car price is lower than new car price. Some people prefer old car. In case any modification required, a vehicle’s engine can be re-powered with a re-manufactured/rebuilt engine, gaining years of reliable service without monthly car payments and higher insurance rates. It is easy to buy an old car due to low cost.

  20. Posted by Bretlle | September 16, 2013 at 7:53 AM

    Buying a new car is not possible for all, so one will go for old car. Old car price is lower than new car price. But from safety point of view one should not buy old car because it creates lot of problem on the way. But regular check-up and maintenance can keep the old car safe, so proper check-up and maintenance is needed.