Warren Buffett Is Working Chris Christie’s Last Nerve

As you may have noticed, when New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t like a position someone has taken, he generally responds with some variation of telling the person taking it to go fuck themselves. Usually he adds little flourishes, like exaggeratedly rolling his eyes, or storming out of the room, or mocking people for being too sensitive, or letting his adversaries (constituents et al.) know that the decisions he makes are “none of their business,” or telling them things like “you should see me when I’m really pissed” and “get the hell off the beach– you’re done.” Most of the time he gives off the vibe that he would love to punctuate his comment by throwing the contents of a large fountain soda in his sparring partner’s face but he’s an elected official so a little restraint must be shown.

In an interview yesterday, Christie was asked about Warren Buffett’s call to raise taxes on the super rich and, spoiler alert, he thinks the Oracle of Omaha should shut his trap and fast, ’cause the Governor no longer wants to hear it. Christie sent the message via Piers Morgan but rest assured he’d gladly do it in person. 

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80 Responses to “Warren Buffett Is Working Chris Christie’s Last Nerve”

  1. Cut Me says:

    Eat the rich, and everything else!

    -C. Christie

  2. guest says:


    – Chris Christie

  3. derp says:

    It hurts to see my 2 sweet princes fighting like this.

    – The Dairy Queen

  4. investorcluzo says:

    Morgan: how many billionaires are there in NJ?
    Christie: I have not a clue.

    Funny, when I say that, I get accused of fraud!
    -J Paulson

  5. Lafferty, Daniel says:

    If Buffett's not careful, Christie will extend arts & crafts time by 4 hours.

  6. party down says:

    My governor can eat your governor

    -Chris Christie

  7. Guest says:

    Christie is being the bigger man in this fight. Literally.

  8. dumb says:

    that DQ ice cream looks good

  9. Guest says:

    Actually it really does.

    -Gov. Christie

  10. Financial_Servicer says:

    It's fair to say Christie roundly discredited Buffett in that interview.

  11. Chris Christie says:


  12. W.E.B says:

    As long as its a coke and he's paid for it, he can throw that fountain soda in my face all he wants

    – Owner of 200M KO shares

  13. miss the guy says:

    Not sure if this site is ready for some old fashoined bromance. but, would have been awesome to see Chris Farley do Christie. miss you bro

  14. guest says:

    <insert fat joke here> . . . <insert horny old rich dude joke here>

    -someone who thought he could add to the conversation

  15. Bandersnatch says:

    (a) He's a jerk
    (b) He's the best governor NJ has had

  16. Joe says:

    Taking into account that most of Christie's campaign money came from Spear, Leeds and Kellogg (You remember them, the specialists and market makers that kept those spreads nice and wide and were always front running the public) maybe the fat man should shut-up. Since Reg NMS cam into being most specialists and market makers are unemployed and unemployable (including Chris Christie's brother)

  17. DingALing says:

    I hate New Jersey but I love the guy that runs it.

  18. GTL says:

    Bro… U gonna eat that?

    -C. Christie

  19. SMU Rules says:

    I live in Texas.

  20. Fat Sajack says:

    Christie misheard the interviewer. Easy mistake. His anger was actually directed at Warren's Buffet in New Jersey. Ever since the place went all-you-can-eat, curiosity has yielded to temptation one too many times.

  21. Guest says:

    1. Feed Chris Christie some beans.
    2. Light up a match.
    3, ???
    4. Profit.

    – Warren Buffet

  22. Movie Buff says:

    Chris picked me up when I was down. If you make an enemy of Chris Christie, I can't be there to standy by you…

    – DQ Night Delivery Driver
    Livingston, NJ

  23. Guest says:

    2016 prez campaign slogan: "Vote for me or shut the f up"

  24. DQ Fan says:

    is this an arthritic attempt to flast west coast across the table?

  25. nachocheese says:

    Let's see now….could this be the one BUFFET that Christie might pass over???

    Kinda makes you think, doesn't it???

    • Guest says:

      I thought about it when I saw it a few comments up. This time I had to think about four extra question marks.

  26. Buffeted says:

    Hog Oiler.

    That is all.

  27. mrpink says:

    Warren wouldn't share his Blizzard with ol Chrissy? Aw.

  28. Contestant says:

    Gov. Christie jokes that have the punchline "Heavy Petting" for $500 Alex…….

  29. Publius Novus says:

    Gov. Bull Bullie is a bully and a boor. Period.

    • Guest says:

      If Democrats have a problem with the amount of civility today, they should lead by example.

      Having Joe Biden apologize for calling the Tea Party "terrorists" or having the teachers union fire the official who said he would be happy to see Christie dead are two places to start.

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