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“Aggravated Pimping” Is A Thing You Can Be Charged With

This news brought to you by former International Monetary Fund chief-turned-alleged aggravated pimp Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

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  1. 2_Small_2_Bail says:

    Interviewer: And what is it that you find so fascinating about prostitutes, Dominique?

    DSK: In a word…everything. I love smelling them, selling them, and obviously…

    Interviewer: Yeah, we get it

  2. Jay says:

    With that photograph, what else can you be?

  3. Iceberg Slim says:

    causal pimping > aggravated pimping

  4. Danker_Banker says:

    What other kind of pimping is there?

  5. _guest says:

    Pimpin' Ain't Easy

    -Big Daddy Kahn

  6. Guest says:

    "If you keep talkin' to DSK like that you're gonna aggravate his pimp hand."

    -DSK

  7. Guest says:

    I'm sure the charge sounds more charming in French.

  8. Guest says:

    So this guy used to be the drummer and then he became the frontman?

  9. early_hominid says:

    Always sad to see a man unhappy in his work.

  10. Anonymous says:

    imf chief ain’t skimping on this pimping

  11. Tseug says:

    "Noted hooker fuckers" tag > "Aggravated Pimping" tag.

    But it's close.

  12. Guest says:

    Reporter: Why didn't you simply go to Ipanema. Pick a cute, desperate to get to America, "I use to be a model and actress" bimbo; keep her with expensive shopping, gallery openings, philantropy balls and "Page Six" appearances; and promise to buy her a Manhattan or Washington DC apartment?
    DSK: I wanted to keep it all "MOH".
    Reporter: what?
    DSK: Money on the hoof.

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