Jimmy Cayne May Be About To Come Into Some Money!

10-pound bag of Chronic Supernova, consider yourself bought.

Thousands of former Bear Stearns Cos. (BSC) employees will share a $10 million settlement of lawsuits claiming they lost money on the bank’s stock in their retirement accounts. Two ex-Bear Stearns employees yesterday asked a federal court judge in Manhattan to approve the settlement on behalf of an estimated 8,400 former colleagues. The settlement will resolve class-action suits filed beginning in 2008 against Bear Stearns and other defendants by former employees of the bank. The employees, participants and beneficiaries of Bear Stearns’s employee stock ownership plan who held shares of the bank’s common stock, claimed risky investments in subprime mortgages caused them to lose money.

Ex-Bear Stearns Employees to Get $10 Million in Settlement [Bloomberg]
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16 Responses to “Jimmy Cayne May Be About To Come Into Some Money!”

  1. Ich bin ein Hakuna says:

    I miss making pitch book gravity bongs (velo bound, natch).

  2. PermaGuestII says:

    This fucking guy.

  3. Alt_EST says:

    You ever been through a settlement that benefits you which was a result of a series of lawsuits that was a direct result of your own mismanagement, greed, and short-sightedness…on weed?

  4. Guest says:

    You cool, man?

  5. Ex-Lehman Brother says:

    Um, hello?

  6. Thurgood says:

    Ya'll have smoked yourself retarded.

  7. Guest says:

    the lawyers will get 90% of whatever there is.

  8. UBS says:

    10 mill/ thousands of claims= ~10,000….

    talk about bonus time!!

    UBS MD

  9. guest says:

    time for more leisure vaporizer hits while playing backgammon

  10. Anonymous says:

    wait, what?

    1200 per this is 600 after

    = NKI

    Good work if you can get it


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