US News has regaled us with its annual ranking of the top business schools. I know you need a safe space to get huffy about perceived slights (be it your MBA program being lower than you believe is accurate or by having to suffer the indignity of an inferior institution being too close on the list), so let it out here and now. (Tomorrow Matt will lead us in a rousing discussion over the best CFA test prep classes.)
101. Rollins College (Crummer)
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25. Ohio State University (Fisher)
24. Georgetown University (McDonough)
23. Indiana University–Bloomington (Kelley)
22. Washington University in St. Louis (Olin)
21. University of Southern California (Marshall)
19. University of North Carolina–Chapel Hill (Kenan-Flagler)
19. Emory University (Goizueta)
18. Carnegie Mellon University (Tepper)
17. University of Texas–Austin (McCombs)
16. Cornell University (Johnson)
15. University of California–Los Angeles (Anderson)
13. University of Virginia (Darden)
13. University of Michigan–Ann Arbor (Ross)
12. Duke University (Fuqua)
11. New York University (Stern)
10. Yale
9. Dartmouth College (Tuck)
8. Columbia
7. University of California–Berkeley (Haas)
4. University of Chicago (Booth)
4. Northwestern University (Kellogg)
4. MIT (Sloan)
3. University of Pennsylvania (Wharton)
2. Stanford
1. Harvard
Best Business Schools [US News]
oh godammit
What happened to Matt?
Surprised at how low Georgetown and Yale are.
How the fuck is Berkley ranked higher than Yale?
Wait… Yale has a business school?
Mark Sanchez's performance shows that USC should be at 102
$100k in student loans in exchange for $90k/year + COLA raises the rest of your consulting career = NKI
Where's Penn State?
What are 25 schools that denied my admission Alex?
CFA>MBA
What a shit list. Princeton is way too low. Our best traders are from PBS.
-UBS HR
Ithaca
Why isn't Cornell higher?
Free COLA for the rest of your life? Where do I sign?
It's at number 3. Can't you read?
I think you meant how high.
Suicide
- Broccoli Rob
Hmm, maybe that's why UBS is doing so well? Keep up the good work!
Sloan ranked higher than Booth? On what fucking planet??
-LEH Quant
Hofstra, the Harvard of Hempstead, did not make the top 100? This list is crap!
why is rollins so low?
who goes to bus school anyhow? guy who cant find a job on wall st and his mom pushes him to go to "further his education"?
None of them are going to land you a great job in this market. The best you can do is make a list which can get you laid among golddigger undergrads in any town in US. Harvard then Stanford then Wharton .. rest all should just be ranked 100.
Hey YALE, skeet skeet skeet!
-U Texas
Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?
Where is CFA camp on this list?
Hey, where's Gryphon Financial B School. They told me they were top ranked!
I told you Tyra would be an ASSet.
-Dean Nohria
What the f*@%k!! Since when do they rank b-schools? Calling Gonzaga right now for a refund.
–Allen Stanford
LOUD NOISES!!!
-Brick
Suck my Thunderbird prestige, bitches!
Was Rollins one of the 25?
At least we get raises
- Consultant
I think you're missing one…
-DeVry Institute '12 MBA Candidate
I think you meant lower
Paying for knowledge is so quaint. I wish all of these brick-and-mortar schools with their tenured professors and high fixed costs the best of luck in the coming decades.
No, I meant how low.
Thanks.
Ranking in descending order < 100 click picture slideshow
Pitt is #68?
Well, at least the air is clean and the sun is always shining here….
Guy hoping for offer from Jeffries….and Katz Class of 2015
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library
– Guy sitting in his parents basement
I went to a top 10 bus school too
-Otto
Hi Blodget.
well played, sir….well played indeed
MBAs are for suckers………..
~ CAIA 2012
~ CFP 2011
yeah, the ENTIRE New Jersey are pathetic?
Rick Santorum is a graduate, so it must be competitive
Gtown's Nubile b-school is top 25 on name recognition alone.
I think you mean how high
I hear it has a really great campus and that it's….really improving
Yale's B-school has only been around for about 30 years. It's coasting on the coattails/name recognition of the undergraduate colleges.
FAIL.
McCombs blows. Everyone knows that Rice is better.
Not what place on the list, but where, what city / state?
- UBS Geography Quant
Say again?
LOL No.
-Yale
did I mention I went to M.I.T.?
I already said hi.
Will any of this help my NCAA Brackets picks? I'm cluched…
- guy having a sandwich killing time
We're tied with Rollins?
I'm sure he also takes it as a slap in the face how Williams did not make the list?
because it's not on this list?
some real hottie undergrads at those schools
Babson made the list…Just look again.
you clearly have never tried purps from norcal
False both times you said it
It's tied for 25th. I can finally say I went to a top tier B-School. Somewhere Gil Whitaker is saying "about friggin time."
Yr doin it rong.
Andrew Tong, ANAL '07
Business schools I most like to recruit from: Anderson, Marshall, McCombs, Darden
Yes, but how many schools also have a nationally recognized acapella group?
-Guy who likes Glee just a bit too much.
you can pay for school but you can't buy class
Georgetown sucks. I would know better than anyone.
-Guy who would rather have lit 100K on fire than give anymore money to that p.o.s. school
You better buy your cola like an undersexed man in a whorehouse buys companionship.
-W.E.B.
I am Phoenix, the online MBA
I'd light 200k on fire!
Spending $2,500 per credit hour to learn a variety of cutting edge topics (including but not limited to Modigliani and Miller and binomial option pricing) was totally useful and provided adequate preperation for the workplace.
-Disney Cast Member Who Was Fired For Throwing Up Inside Of Costume While Suffering From Heat Stroke
Ah look at all those faculties. Stuffed to the gilles with Economists who couldnt quite cut it to make a real faculty and had to fallback on teaching day school for the boredom [everyone gets an MBA after my analyst program!] or the desperate [career changers]
Neverland Ranch.
This bro gets it. The only rankings that matter are where to find the hottest slams. What would you say your chill to pull ratio is at the aforementioned career fairs?
Wait, are you joking? No school in the top 10 has quality slams. Woof.
But, you can buy klass until your husband blows a bunch of cash on a no future LTE network.
-Lisa Marie
Not so much. We read Dealbreaker too.
- Gold Digging Undergrads Everywhere
So if Rollins is a tail entry on the curve that makes Harvard a tail entry. Both then are freaks of nature.
Georgetown? I wouldn't let my maid's kid go there.
-A. Chat.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
He's preping the stress test template for what I can only imagine to be a quant orgasm. Just a guess.
Yes exactly
-Him
woohoo! unranked!
quants are not MBAs
*thumbs up*
What's the point in ranking any school not in the top 15?
grad school? chump.
-wharton undergrad
As of 6:40 p.m. EST there have been 51 incredibly insecure and insufferable non-MBA holders that have read this MBA rankings post. That's cute, in a I feel bad for you and your obviously shitty situation kinda way.
Probably doing work. Losers.
shut up and go back to investing my money.
- harvard undergrad
And one guy who overpaid for a non-education that likes to comment on a joke
It's not what you learn, it's who you get to meet and interview with because you have T20 MBA on your resume, bitch.
traders aren't quants
My best friend goes to Stanford. Is it normal to root for your MBA’s athletic programs instead of your undergrad? He became obsessed with everything Stanford this year…….
I don't need to go to B school but when i do i prefer Phoenix…
Many a truth is said in jest. And his prose reeks of jealousy and envy. Just sayin. And if you pay for 100% of your MBA you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, that Yale thing.
wharton = name on top of building and donald-like nuance
How did Clarkson do? I am pitching a business started by a team of their alumni? SCORE
Fo sho. Fo sho. Yo Texas, you gonna sniff the Top 25 in any sport this year? Your baseball team looks like it would be more at home on a softball diamond.
Fuqua should be ranked higher than Tuck and Haas.
Yale's B school is a joke.
CAIA > CFA
CFA 1a
I don't always talk to Ohio State grads; but when I do, I ask for large fries
Cool story with your Ivy envy.
nope
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That inisght’s just what I’ve been looking for. Thanks!
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