A Chinese rogue trader who ‘cheated’ investors on her way to losing £10m in gold trading has been sentenced to death today. The 30-year-old Wang Caipang was handed the sentence by a court in Wenzhou in east China after she borrowed the cash between January and October 2010. Caiping, who must first serve two years in prison, borrowed huge sums of money promising to buy equipment, invest in property and open credit guarantee firms, but instead used the cash to speculate in futures and gold trading along with her elder brother, Wang Guanglin, who is still at large…In China, a sentence of jail time then death usually means the punishment will be reduced to life in prison. [DM via Dealbook]
Need more of that at UBS.
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?
jail time then death = life in prison
I fucking love Jackie Mason!
My Jewish?
"In China, a sentence of jail time then death usually means the punishment will be reduced to life in prison."
In America, a sentence of jail time then death usually means you're having a nightmare about being in China.
lesson: if you want to go rogue, work at UBS because they won't catch you until you lose $2B
- K. Adoboli
death > life in a Chinese prison
Hey now, let's not go ahead and get any ideas from this.
Your good friend,
-Jonny Corzine
In mercantilist China, the NKI really is the NKI
… and this is my friend Wang.. No offense
In the United Puppetry-Sham of America we call that business…and margin…and stuff…and god Im so tired of this…
I guess they're not kidding when they say two Wangs don't make a right.
Amateur.
-N. Leeson
actually, if you play your cards right, chinese prison turns you into batman
"Caiping, who must first serve two years in prison, borrowed huge sums of money promising to buy property"
Should have bought land next to the Great Wall…on the good side!
What would playing cards have to do with it? I've seen Batman & Robin (with Chris O'Donnel, love that guy) dozens of times and don't remember anything about Chinese prison.
-UBS Movie Critic Quant
Feel free to stop at anytime.
Death > Life in Chinese Prison > Back office UBS job in Weehawken > doing what I do
Same to you.
>RBS?
In Soviet China, mongoloid forehead faces palm!
> scrivener, duh
Two wangs always make a right.
Were any prison sentences handed out for fraudulent depictions of timberland?
"her elder brother, Wang Guanglin, who is still at large…"
Umm…I think he'll be at large for a long time unless he wants his birth certificate canceled like his younger brother.
- Failed escape artist who faked his own death only to be discovered a week later at Denny's.
So long as you have fun tonight!
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Shouldn't you be working on avoiding the hookers on the left, Tiger?
-S Foley
well that sucks…
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