Sleep Where Vikram Pandit Hath Slept

Bloomberg reports that Uncle Vik has put his 6-bedroom, 6-bath Greenwich, CT weekend house on the market and while experts are skeptical he’ll get the $4.3 million asking price, perhaps someone will consider throwing him a bone. Citi shareholders have screwed him yet again and he could use the cash. No zen garden to speak of (cruel world) but there are “rolling grounds” and a lagoon-like pool. Make him an offer.

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  1. Posted by Squatter | April 18, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Occupy Pandit's house

  2. Posted by Guest | April 18, 2012 at 3:16 PM

    Why hasn't he been foreclosed on? How can he live there and only make $1 a year!

    – Outraged OWS Comp Quant

  3. Posted by Alt_EST | April 18, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    Occupy Blandness

  4. Posted by Guest | April 18, 2012 at 3:22 PM

    Did someone say bunga bunga?

    – Silvio B.

  5. Posted by Al Czervik | April 18, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    Do I make the check out to him or Al-Waleed?

  6. Posted by gab | April 18, 2012 at 3:30 PM

    Is that a two-car garage?

  7. Posted by inlovewithpmco | April 18, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    Forget Pandit, I want to sleep where PMCO sleeps

  8. Posted by dumb | April 18, 2012 at 3:36 PM

    6-bedroom, 6-bath Greenwich, CT vacation house is slumming it…

  9. Posted by Vineyard Snob | April 18, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    What kind of a douche has a "vacation house" in Greenwich.

  10. Posted by guest | April 18, 2012 at 3:52 PM

    It is not a vacation home if it is where successful people normally live. Instead, a vacation home is where the native demographic is significantly poorer than these so called "vacationers," thus allowing for economic/social tension to emerge despite the fact that these peasants rely on these individuals for their annual income and these individuals rely on these peasants for labor/services.

    - Guy who is planning to write a book about it

  11. Posted by guest | April 18, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    1. A lot of people whose primary residences are in Manhattan have second homes in CT, to get away to on the weekends.
    2. He presumably has other homes elsewhere.

    Any other questions?

  12. Posted by FKApmco | April 18, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    I'm not interested in sleeping with you, ILP

  13. Posted by guest | April 18, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    Pandit's primary residence is in Manhattan. What would you suggest we call this place?

  14. Posted by HAM05 | April 18, 2012 at 4:00 PM

    place reeks of chaat masala and tears

  15. Posted by Rex Kramer | April 18, 2012 at 4:03 PM

    What's the fastest animal in the world?

  16. Posted by Guest | April 18, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    What about us?

    -Bess + Matt

  17. Posted by Preston Hollow | April 18, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    $4.3mm in Texas makes that a guest house on 5 acres, with a 12k sq/ft wife and a Lexis in the driveway.

  18. Posted by Movie Buff | April 18, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    Pandit's Temple of Poon

  19. Posted by Carl S. | April 18, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    So is it a pool or a lagoon? Details are important.

  20. Posted by Sleeper | April 18, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    That's a helluva big wife.

  21. Posted by getter of references | April 18, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    Sale House Woman #4: The ad said this pool was lagoon-like. There's nothing lagoon-like about it, except for the bugs. There aren't even any plants out here!

    Carolyn Burnham: What do you call this? Is this not a plant? If you have a problem with my plants, I can always call my landscape architect! Solved!

  22. Posted by FKApmco | April 18, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    Nope. I can't run the risk of ruining a beautiful friendship because you know Matt and I would end up fighting over Bess.

  23. Posted by InLustWithPMCO | April 18, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    Are you saying you're repused by ILP or that there wouldn't be much sleeping going on?

    - UBS Interpretation Quant

  24. Posted by FKApmco | April 18, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    I'm saying I am interested in not sleeping with ILP.

  25. Posted by InLustWithPMCO | April 18, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    *repulsed

    - I suck

  26. Posted by guestaguest | April 18, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    His weekend place.

  27. Posted by inlovewithpmco | April 18, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    ouch

  28. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 18, 2012 at 4:36 PM

    What is the air-speed velocity of a swallow?

  29. Posted by Guest | April 18, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    ILP, on Dealbreaker an 85p getting into the pants of a100p is just about impossible.

  30. Posted by Guestest | April 18, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    OPP, you know me

    - Occupy Pandit's Pad

  31. Posted by getmeadrink | April 18, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    You'll probably find the CT house is his "primary residence" which conveniently avoids City tax.

  32. Posted by toll bridge keeper | April 18, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    african or european ?

  33. Posted by FKApmco | April 18, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    ILP, you silly sausage. I meant there would be no sleeping. xoxo

  34. Posted by Julian Roberston | April 18, 2012 at 4:59 PM

    Hey !

  35. Posted by inlovewithpmco | April 18, 2012 at 5:05 PM

    That is why I Love You

  36. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 18, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    Lexis = Alexis Texas?

  37. Posted by BessLevin | April 18, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    "Pandit lists the Citigroup building at 399 Park Ave. in New York as his primary mailing address for all Greenwich tax bills and municipal correspondence, a sign that he doesn’t reside full time at the Connecticut home, according to the assessor’s office. Pandit also owns a co-operative apartment on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, which he bought from the estate of late actor Tony Randall in 2007 for $17.9 million, city property records show."

  38. Posted by Guest | April 18, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    What is the air-speed velocity of a spit?

  39. Posted by Compliance | April 18, 2012 at 5:51 PM

    We got a problem. Come by my office close of business.

  40. Posted by Dennis Kozlowski | April 18, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    Umm, that doesn't always work out so well…

  41. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 18, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    No, it doesn't– not unless Pandit can prove that he spent >183 days last year without poking so much as one toe over the York State line, let alone into the Five Boroughs.

  42. Posted by straightfoward | April 18, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    nice.

    very straightforward, place in the city, hell of a place sounds like.

    place in the burbs.

  43. Posted by Joke Explainer | April 18, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    It's an Above The Law joke about some dumbass who once made a similar claim with the same conflation, leading to hours of fun for commenters making jokes about the error and some hypothesizing that he confused the car brand with the legal search tool, Lexis Nexis. Commenters on the site have continued to find the joke funny for years. Bear this in mind next time you have to talk to anyone in legal.

    Source:

    Funny Lawyers, the new world's thinnest book after "Jewish Sports Legends."

    -Not the joke briefer but a big fan of his work who wishes he had the time, and lack of ADD, to give this a longer explanation.

  44. Posted by Wuss | April 18, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    you def don't need to be repussed…you are plenty puss enuff

  45. Posted by comptroller | April 18, 2012 at 6:10 PM

    that tax is on income genius…

    1 dollar $ mortimer

  46. Posted by Ty | April 18, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    pond, pond would be good for you

  47. Posted by guest | April 18, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    Pandit? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

    -Someone who like to quote from the Godfather

  48. Posted by ReaganLaw | April 18, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    So then he was referring to Alexis Texas?

    -Guy who is explaining the "Joke Explainer's" over explanation.

  49. Posted by Seamus | April 18, 2012 at 9:57 PM

    I hold down the fort while Vik is in the city.

    -Seamus

  50. Posted by Wyclef Sean | April 19, 2012 at 6:47 AM

    God I love you. Marry me if Matt dies?

  51. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 19, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    Pretty sure he's got other income beyond his Citigroup salary, old sport.

  52. Posted by Lord Humongous | April 19, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    I've measured the air-speed velocity of my splooge.

    - Peter North