A Running List Of Things That Do It For Silvio Berlusconi

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Should you ever find yourself in a situation in which knowledge pertaining to the arousal triggers of the former Italian prime minister would come in handy, whether it’s bar trivia night or one of his bunga bunga parties, try and remember that Silvio likes (underage prostitutes dressed as):

1. Nuns

2. Communists

3. President Obama

One of the young women who attended Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties told a court on Friday that she dressed up as a burlesque version of U.S. President Barack Obama to entertain the former Italian prime minister. In testimony during a trial against the 75-year-old Berlusconi on charges of paying for sex with an underage prostitute, Marysthell Polanco said she had also dressed as prosecutor Ilda Boccassini. Boccassini, known as “Ilda the Red” because of her hair color and what Berlusconi says is her communist political sympathies, is one of the prosecutors in the ongoing trial. “I dressed up as Boccassini with a toga to make him laugh, and also as Obama,” Polanco told the court…Previous witnesses who attended his parties painted a more sordid picture, including nudity, mimicked sex, and one described two women wearing nasty versions of nuns’ habits performing a raunchy pole dance.

Hope this helps.

Berlusconi party girl says masqueraded as Obama [Reuters]
Earlier: Former Italian Prime Minister Loved A Good Costume Party

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    It’s a hard habit to break

  2. 2
    Posted by .Bo | May 25, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Makes Clinton look like a total prude.

  3. 3
    Posted by Mitt Romney | May 25, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Fat suit? Check.
    Polanco phone number? Check.
    Special effects artist? Check.
    Photo of Newt Gingrich? Double Check.

    Alright boys, let's build some confidence!

  4. 4
    Posted by The Truth | May 25, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Hmm, prostie dressed as a man. Definitely not white bracelet material.

    - Munich RE whore quant

  5. 5
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 25, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    Don't let the maestro fall out of your radar.
    http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/…

  6. 6
    Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | May 25, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    What's the weirder fetish for a 75 year old man:
    (Male) African American or Ginger (of any sex)?

    Yeah, yeah…motives

  7. 7
    Posted by trojan_ | May 25, 2012 at 12:58 PM

    Silvio Berlusconi, the flamboyant Italian Prime Minister, played a practical joke on the German Chancellor today by jumping out at her from behind a lamppost when they met for an Italo-German summit in Trieste. Slipping away from the welcoming committee, the Italian leader hid behind the lamppost and emerged with a cry of "Cucu!" when Angela Merkel stepped out of her official car to enter the regional council headquarters where they were to meet. Reports said the German leader, who appeared amused, opened her arms and replied "Silvio!".

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    Where's that nun that asked Blankfein for a job? Silvio will make her an offer she can't refuse…

  9. 9
    Posted by PermaGuestII | May 25, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Never thought I'd be nostalgic for Bubba at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave…

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | May 25, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    Not (ULA) Angela…

  11. 11
    Posted by Flounder | May 25, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    "Isn't this great?"

  12. 12
    Posted by 2_Small_2_Bail | May 25, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    And then I was like "Emilioo!" and he tipped his cap…*like this*

  13. 13
    Posted by Alberto Tomba | May 29, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    Rookies pay for it.

  14. 14
    Posted by costumes mega store | August 29, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    With padding and stuff. I have a swimming costume,
    and when i try to put padding in it looks so obvious.
    So what good, simple swimming costumes are there that allow you to stuff them without it being noticable?
    .

  15. 15
    Posted by cheap bookmarking service | September 10, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    fPkCqT Awesome post.Much thanks again. Cool.

  16. 16
    Posted by ralph lauren boys | October 6, 2012 at 10:23 PM

    When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four e-mails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove me from that service? Appreciate it!