Christine Kenney, a triathlete who works the equity capital markets execution desk at Citigroup (C) in Manhattan, starts every morning at work with a bowl of low-fat yogurt, honey, and a heap of chia seeds. Throughout the day she subsists on chia snack bars. “It’s better for my job because I’m not supposed to be off the desk very much,” she says, noting how she’s gotten most of the co-workers from her desk hooked on the seeds. “There’s other seeds out there that are nutritious, but this is the best. It’s the alpha seed.” Among Wall Street’s trading desks and bullpens, chia seeds are becoming the stimulant of choice. Healthier than coffee, cheaper (and obviously more legal) than cocaine, and less juvenile than a 5-hour Energy drink, chia has undergone a total metamorphosis from 1980s punchline (Chia Pet’s “ch-ch-ch-chia” jingle still haunts Gen Xers) to superfood. [BusinessWeek]

Comments (38)

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    …I don't think Geezer Oil Trader is going to like this one bit.

    -Guy who would like to remind all the seedling CFAs (nomenclature be damned) to neutralize your sunflower exposure and grow your chia.

  2. Posted by trojan_ | May 29, 2012 at 7:38 PM
  3. Posted by unwanted guest | May 30, 2012 at 2:10 AM

    Chia seeds as heavily promoted by Dr. Oz. The same guy who told my wife that my stool should be formed like a hockey stick. Very messy to achieve that what with it initially floating around in various shapes. The bastard.

  4. Posted by HFguy | May 30, 2012 at 4:02 AM

    "Christine Kenney, a triathlete who works the equity capital markets execution desk at Citigroup"

    I just couldn't get past the image the opening statement conjured up for me

  5. Posted by guest | May 30, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    If you need a link it's not funny.

  6. Posted by Caballo Blanco | May 30, 2012 at 8:22 AM

    Christine went on to say that she works at her desk barefoot and is planning to move the Copper Canyons of Northern Mexico, blah, blah, blah.

    Somehow, I think MacDougal has pulled a fast one on all of us. He has romanticized running extreme distances in one of the most dangerous places in North America without any shoes. Now every 25 year old overachiever is eating chia and trying to run ultramarathons. He's probably laughing his ass off reading about all of this.

  7. Posted by Deleveraging | May 30, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    I hear it also helps you retain fluids while running and eliminates the need to hydrate. So at least Christine who cannot leave the desk during trading hours no longer has to pee in the wastebasket under her desk.

  8. Posted by Captain Obvious, CFA | May 30, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    I got fired the last time I offered to feed a colleague my alpha seed.

  9. Posted by Phil | May 30, 2012 at 10:17 AM

    Ordered!

  10. Posted by guest | May 30, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    There's a new company called Kentucky Chia that has developed a strain of chia that flowers early enough in the season so that it can be grown in North America. They are still growing their initial crop seeds and will begin selling them next year at much cheaper prices than the foreign grown chia. If this health food trend continues they'll get huge fast.

  11. Posted by Dean Karnazes | May 30, 2012 at 5:47 PM

    Come on Caballo, the Tarahumara wear sweet tire tread sandals while jogging.

  12. Posted by unwanted guest | May 30, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    might make a good franchise item if you can fry it

  13. Posted by Sammy | May 31, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    Ha! What a shameless plug. Looks like chia is on Google Alert + the two company representatives are commenting on everything/ anything chia. LAME!

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