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"I'm here for the gangbang…"
CNBC yet again demonstrates that it has no peer in the field of insightful, hard-hitting financial journalism.
Interspecies Gang Bang #47, UltraChrome pigmented inkset on Premium Luster Photo Paper
I'm pleased the Rangers have decided to go gender neutral with their mascot this year.
Sorkin Thought Bubble: "If that mascot agrees to tell me the 'inside story' of the Devils' season I'll promise to make him look like a genius no matter what really happened!"
Dude on the left – Is he wearing a 'Bang Bus' sweater?
These are the new Head Traders for JP Morgan in London. We expect them to execute completely off-setting trades, therefore making our only risk trading fees.
No, maybe, yes, no.
~recently divorced Princess Fiona
hands down the winner!
Why does Sorkin sit like he has no balls?
Penalty: 3 minutes for hand-bridging
Squawk Box interviews Warren Buffet about Berkshire's new investment in a sports apparel company.
see comment #4
She is so pretty, I mean even with the Rangers jersey on…
The horny devil keeps his hands in his lap so he doesn't get called for high sticking
How did these f*ckers land an interview with Blankfein?!
"Great you're making me sit next to Obama, fucking fantastic!"
"Three vaginas and a mascot"
Actually, he is trying to hide an unsightly erection.
Gigantic plush toy with epic porn 'stache = Sorkin pants tent
Three guys trying way too hard not to look at the Druries.
did you see that shit with langone and cabrera this morning ?
thought they were going to pull the plug seriously.
he just blurted it out..
Mandy: How did you decide that this was the career for you? I mean, basically, you put on funny outfits and make a fool of yourself as a way to pass the time in between the real activities people want to watch and, at the end of the day, people will always view you as slightly more professional than a circus clown. Is it hard to respect yourself when you look in the mirror knowing that most people are laughing at you?
ARS: Well, Mandy even as a young child I was interested in busi-
Mandy: Oh, sorry Andrew, that question was for the Devil…
Does anyone else keep quiet about the pictures never working on DB because they fear Bess?
- Guy who's DB pictures have never worked
Jamie dimon out of costume today on Squawk
Don't mess with the Devils, Sorkin!
considering all of the above comments reference what is going on in the picture…they work just fine for everyone else.
Nope. Any time I've ever had technical difficulties I've just sent her an email and she's promptly and cheerily responded. Guess the key is to just not be a dick and you won't be treated like one?
We don't allow you to have "pics" at your desk that we don't approve of in advance.
We all speak very fondly of her and were shown more DB pictures
….brought to you by Vagisil.
That, and having the Gold Pass membership.
Red let one lose and at same time in singing voice went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
"Mind if we dance with your dates"
CNBCs attempt to one-up Bloomberg after Sara Eisen's slip yesterday
Show me your sticks boys!
How did I wind up surrounded by muppets? I'm bigger than that.
I was trying to shoehorn in a Drury + Devil + Sin-Bin joke…but this is much better
Three muppets and a team mascot, looks like some great TV to me.
We three will make her airtight!
Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't… you know…
Fuck, I hope she can't smell that through this suit.
one of my favorite elimidate episodes ever!
A: Joseph I'm surprised at you.
D: Don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas.
A: If you touch that girl you'll despise yourself forever.
You'll never get a better chance
Coincidence the Devil wears knee-pads and his mouth is open?
Devil: WTF I am going to kill my agent…when he booked me for "Squawk Box", I had no idea it was gay porn
Y'all on HELL DATE!
My tits set off firewalls all the time…
It's not hard to compare Wall Street to the devil.
"I'd sell my soul to myself to slip one past the goalie"
ARS: So, Mr.Iksil, can you enlighten us as to the position you took that earned you the moniker "The London Whale?"
Iksil: We called it Doubling Down, or "Double D" for short…hehe
MD: Did someone call my name?
Sympathy for the Devil.
Q: What do you get if you cross a whore, a douche, a queer and mephistopheles?
and a little horny