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  1. Under Bloomberg says:

    Six boobs.

  2. zoroz says:

    "I'm here for the gangbang…"

  3. PermaGuestII says:

    CNBC yet again demonstrates that it has no peer in the field of insightful, hard-hitting financial journalism.

  4. Fuckin hell says:

    Interspecies Gang Bang #47, UltraChrome pigmented inkset on Premium Luster Photo Paper

  5. Rainbow Alliance says:

    I'm pleased the Rangers have decided to go gender neutral with their mascot this year.

  6. @DanSWright says:

    Sorkin Thought Bubble: "If that mascot agrees to tell me the 'inside story' of the Devils' season I'll promise to make him look like a genius no matter what really happened!"

    • Guest says:

      Actually, he is trying to hide an unsightly erection.
      Gigantic plush toy with epic porn 'stache = Sorkin pants tent

  7. Lobe says:

    Dude on the left – Is he wearing a 'Bang Bus' sweater?

  8. Jojo Monkey Boy says:

    These are the new Head Traders for JP Morgan in London. We expect them to execute completely off-setting trades, therefore making our only risk trading fees.

  9. guest says:

    No, maybe, yes, no.

    ~recently divorced Princess Fiona

  10. Guest says:

    Why does Sorkin sit like he has no balls?

  11. vp_md says:

    Penalty: 3 minutes for hand-bridging

  12. Buffet Rulez says:

    Squawk Box interviews Warren Buffet about Berkshire's new investment in a sports apparel company.

  13. Bman says:

    She is so pretty, I mean even with the Rangers jersey on…

  14. Bandersnatch says:

    The horny devil keeps his hands in his lap so he doesn't get called for high sticking

    • VonSloneker says:

      +1

      I was trying to shoehorn in a Drury + Devil + Sin-Bin joke…but this is much better

      • PermaGuestII says:

        Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't… you know…

        -McGrath

  15. derp says:

    How did these f*ckers land an interview with Blankfein?!

    -M. Taibbi

  16. NakedShort says:

    "Great you're making me sit next to Obama, fucking fantastic!"

    -J. Kernen

  17. Art Critic says:

    "Three vaginas and a mascot"

  18. theShizznitt says:

    Three guys trying way too hard not to look at the Druries.

    • CC X 2 says:

      did you see that shit with langone and cabrera this morning ?

      thought they were going to pull the plug seriously.

      he just blurted it out..

  19. RichardCripples says:

    Mandy: How did you decide that this was the career for you? I mean, basically, you put on funny outfits and make a fool of yourself as a way to pass the time in between the real activities people want to watch and, at the end of the day, people will always view you as slightly more professional than a circus clown. Is it hard to respect yourself when you look in the mirror knowing that most people are laughing at you?

    ARS: Well, Mandy even as a young child I was interested in busi-

    Mandy: Oh, sorry Andrew, that question was for the Devil…

  20. GUEST says:

    Does anyone else keep quiet about the pictures never working on DB because they fear Bess?

    – Guy who's DB pictures have never worked

    • guest says:

      considering all of the above comments reference what is going on in the picture…they work just fine for everyone else.

    • guest says:

      Nope. Any time I've ever had technical difficulties I've just sent her an email and she's promptly and cheerily responded. Guess the key is to just not be a dick and you won't be treated like one?

    • Your IT Guys says:

      We don't allow you to have "pics" at your desk that we don't approve of in advance.

    • Mandy says:

      My tits set off firewalls all the time…

      no worries

  21. Scott says:

    Jamie dimon out of costume today on Squawk

  22. Silly Puddy says:

    Don't mess with the Devils, Sorkin!

  23. Wall St. Dude says:

    Red let one lose and at same time in singing voice went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  24. Otis Day says:

    "Mind if we dance with your dates"

  25. GueSt says:

    CNBCs attempt to one-up Bloomberg after Sara Eisen's slip yesterday

  26. Mandy says:

    Show me your sticks boys!

  27. guest says:

    How did I wind up surrounded by muppets? I'm bigger than that.

  28. HungryIntern says:

    Three muppets and a team mascot, looks like some great TV to me.

    ~Jim Cramer

  29. guest says:

    We three will make her airtight!

  30. ReaganLaw says:

    Fuck, I hope she can't smell that through this suit.

  31. Guesttt says:

    one of my favorite elimidate episodes ever!

  32. Pinto says:

    A: Joseph I'm surprised at you.
    D: Don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas.
    A: If you touch that girl you'll despise yourself forever.

    You'll never get a better chance

  33. Purewater says:

    Coincidence the Devil wears knee-pads and his mouth is open?

  34. Bman says:

    Devil: WTF I am going to kill my agent…when he booked me for "Squawk Box", I had no idea it was gay porn

  35. Guestard says:

    Y'all on HELL DATE!

  36. gggg says:

    It's not hard to compare Wall Street to the devil.
    OBAMA 2012

  37. Bandersnatch says:

    "I'd sell my soul to myself to slip one past the goalie"

  38. Guest says:

    ARS: So, Mr.Iksil, can you enlighten us as to the position you took that earned you the moniker "The London Whale?"

    Iksil: We called it Doubling Down, or "Double D" for short…hehe

    MD: Did someone call my name?

  39. Mick says:

    Sympathy for the Devil.

  40. @ustupiddickhead says:

    Q: What do you get if you cross a whore, a douche, a queer and mephistopheles?
    A: CNBC

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