• 16 May 2012 at 1:01 PM

Caption Contest Wednesday


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  1. Posted by zoroz | May 16, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    "I'm here for the gangbang…"

  2. Posted by Under Bloomberg | May 16, 2012 at 12:09 PM

    Six boobs.

  3. Posted by PermaGuestII | May 16, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    CNBC yet again demonstrates that it has no peer in the field of insightful, hard-hitting financial journalism.

  4. Posted by Fuckin hell | May 16, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    Interspecies Gang Bang #47, UltraChrome pigmented inkset on Premium Luster Photo Paper

  5. Posted by Rainbow Alliance | May 16, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    I'm pleased the Rangers have decided to go gender neutral with their mascot this year.

  6. Posted by @DanSWright | May 16, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    Sorkin Thought Bubble: "If that mascot agrees to tell me the 'inside story' of the Devils' season I'll promise to make him look like a genius no matter what really happened!"

  7. Posted by Lobe | May 16, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    Dude on the left – Is he wearing a 'Bang Bus' sweater?

  8. Posted by Jojo Monkey Boy | May 16, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    These are the new Head Traders for JP Morgan in London. We expect them to execute completely off-setting trades, therefore making our only risk trading fees.

  9. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    No, maybe, yes, no.

    ~recently divorced Princess Fiona

  10. Posted by liked loebs commen | May 16, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    hands down the winner!

  11. Posted by Guest | May 16, 2012 at 1:18 PM

    Why does Sorkin sit like he has no balls?

  12. Posted by vp_md | May 16, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    Penalty: 3 minutes for hand-bridging

  13. Posted by Buffet Rulez | May 16, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    Squawk Box interviews Warren Buffet about Berkshire's new investment in a sports apparel company.

  14. Posted by R.A. | May 16, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    see comment #4

  15. Posted by Bman | May 16, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    She is so pretty, I mean even with the Rangers jersey on…

  16. Posted by Bandersnatch | May 16, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    The horny devil keeps his hands in his lap so he doesn't get called for high sticking

  17. Posted by derp | May 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    How did these f*ckers land an interview with Blankfein?!

    -M. Taibbi

  18. Posted by NakedShort | May 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    "Great you're making me sit next to Obama, fucking fantastic!"

    -J. Kernen

  19. Posted by Art Critic | May 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    "Three vaginas and a mascot"

  20. Posted by Guest | May 16, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Actually, he is trying to hide an unsightly erection.
    Gigantic plush toy with epic porn 'stache = Sorkin pants tent

  21. Posted by theShizznitt | May 16, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    Three guys trying way too hard not to look at the Druries.

  22. Posted by CC X 2 | May 16, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    did you see that shit with langone and cabrera this morning ?

    thought they were going to pull the plug seriously.

    he just blurted it out..

  23. Posted by RichardCripples | May 16, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Mandy: How did you decide that this was the career for you? I mean, basically, you put on funny outfits and make a fool of yourself as a way to pass the time in between the real activities people want to watch and, at the end of the day, people will always view you as slightly more professional than a circus clown. Is it hard to respect yourself when you look in the mirror knowing that most people are laughing at you?

    ARS: Well, Mandy even as a young child I was interested in busi-

    Mandy: Oh, sorry Andrew, that question was for the Devil…

  24. Posted by GUEST | May 16, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Does anyone else keep quiet about the pictures never working on DB because they fear Bess?

    - Guy who's DB pictures have never worked

  25. Posted by Scott | May 16, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Jamie dimon out of costume today on Squawk

  26. Posted by Silly Puddy | May 16, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    Don't mess with the Devils, Sorkin!

  27. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    considering all of the above comments reference what is going on in the picture…they work just fine for everyone else.

  28. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    Nope. Any time I've ever had technical difficulties I've just sent her an email and she's promptly and cheerily responded. Guess the key is to just not be a dick and you won't be treated like one?

  29. Posted by Your IT Guys | May 16, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    We don't allow you to have "pics" at your desk that we don't approve of in advance.

  30. Posted by Sally Draper | May 16, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    We all speak very fondly of her and were shown more DB pictures

  31. Posted by douche larue | May 16, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    ….brought to you by Vagisil.

  32. Posted by Another guest | May 16, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    That, and having the Gold Pass membership.

  33. Posted by Wall St. Dude | May 16, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    Red let one lose and at same time in singing voice went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  34. Posted by Otis Day | May 16, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    "Mind if we dance with your dates"

  35. Posted by GueSt | May 16, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    CNBCs attempt to one-up Bloomberg after Sara Eisen's slip yesterday

  36. Posted by Mandy | May 16, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    Show me your sticks boys!

  37. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    How did I wind up surrounded by muppets? I'm bigger than that.

  38. Posted by VonSloneker | May 16, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    +1

    I was trying to shoehorn in a Drury + Devil + Sin-Bin joke…but this is much better

  39. Posted by HungryIntern | May 16, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    Three muppets and a team mascot, looks like some great TV to me.

    ~Jim Cramer

  40. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    We three will make her airtight!

  41. Posted by PermaGuestII | May 16, 2012 at 2:58 PM

    Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't… you know…

    -McGrath

  42. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    Ew.

  43. Posted by ReaganLaw | May 16, 2012 at 3:10 PM

    Fuck, I hope she can't smell that through this suit.

  44. Posted by Guesttt | May 16, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    one of my favorite elimidate episodes ever!

  45. Posted by Pinto | May 16, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    A: Joseph I'm surprised at you.
    D: Don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas.
    A: If you touch that girl you'll despise yourself forever.

    You'll never get a better chance

  46. Posted by Purewater | May 16, 2012 at 3:27 PM

    Coincidence the Devil wears knee-pads and his mouth is open?

  47. Posted by Bman | May 16, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    Devil: WTF I am going to kill my agent…when he booked me for "Squawk Box", I had no idea it was gay porn

  48. Posted by structured prods | May 16, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    YES!

  49. Posted by Guestard | May 16, 2012 at 4:01 PM

    Y'all on HELL DATE!

  50. Posted by Mandy | May 16, 2012 at 4:03 PM

    My tits set off firewalls all the time…

    no worries

  51. Posted by guest | May 16, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    +100

  52. Posted by gggg | May 16, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    It's not hard to compare Wall Street to the devil.
    OBAMA 2012

  53. Posted by Bandersnatch | May 16, 2012 at 5:01 PM

    "I'd sell my soul to myself to slip one past the goalie"

  54. Posted by Guest | May 17, 2012 at 10:44 AM

    ARS: So, Mr.Iksil, can you enlighten us as to the position you took that earned you the moniker "The London Whale?"

    Iksil: We called it Doubling Down, or "Double D" for short…hehe

    MD: Did someone call my name?

  55. Posted by Mick | May 17, 2012 at 12:47 PM

    Sympathy for the Devil.

  56. Posted by @ustupiddickhead | May 17, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    Q: What do you get if you cross a whore, a douche, a queer and mephistopheles?
    A: CNBC

  57. Posted by Sam | December 21, 2012 at 10:44 AM

    and a little horny

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