Remember Debrahlee Lorenzana? For those with short memories, two years ago, Lorenzana sued Citibank for firing her for allegedly being “too hot,” a claim representatives of the bank denied several times, while also calling her an attention whore. After the initial hoopla, interest in Lorenzana, who once appeared on a TV show discussing her reasons for having her breasts enlarged (she wanted to look like “tits on a stick” in order to attract a “professional, well-educated man”) died down and many likely forgot about the story of T’s on an S versus Citi.  In a Daily News article today, though, Debs said that she passed on a settlement wanting instead to “press on.” While it’s not clear that anyone reading the piece took it to mean Lorenzana had in fact received damages for her hotness, Citi was not having it. Lest there be any confusion about whether or not she extracted jack from Vikram et al, the bank needs the world to know the following:

“The case is concluded, and Citibank did not enter into any kind of a settlement with Ms. Lorenzana or provide any payment to her.”

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    1. Dress provocatively
    2. Get fired/quit
    3. Retain me
    4. Settle before the camera bulbs have stopped flashing
    5. Profit

    Alternatively, you could try and actually get a favorable ruling based on the case's merits…..

    Let me know how that works out.

    -Gloria Allredymovedon

  2. Posted by UBS Comp Quant | May 22, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    Throwing her a dime might have actually been a great idea, it really would have shattered that myth about CEOs making oh so much more than their employees.

  3. Posted by InfiniteGuest | May 22, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    Pretty sure this calls for an 8-K.

  4. Posted by Citi Pun Quant | May 22, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Re; 8-K

    SEC disclosure requirements review in progress, will keep you abreast of any developments.

  5. Posted by The SEC | May 22, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    TPO;DR (Too Pre-Op; Didn't Review)

  6. Posted by BofH | May 22, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    Pretty sure this calls for a 50A.

  7. Posted by Lost Opportunity | May 22, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    T's on S would have let you put your S on T's if you had just thrown her a little $$

  8. Posted by guest | May 22, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    Your S on T's? You mean your D's on Ts? Hello?

  9. Posted by I remember | May 22, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Hilarious. If Citi's "anti-titty" team had been watching the groups entire operations in 2008-2009, maybe Citi wouldn't have needed that $306 billion from the government?

  10. Posted by Im_a_Dude | May 22, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    any sign of the joke briefer for this guy?

  11. Posted by Guest | May 22, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    Hey Debrahlee,

    Heard Anthony Weiner was looking for a new girl

    - Eliot Spitzer

  12. Posted by HFguy | May 23, 2012 at 5:21 AM

    "Those are breasts. I thought you were a boy"
    General Aladeen

  13. Posted by anon corp dev guy | May 23, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    For those who are slow:
    S= stick (as in a man's)
    T= Debralee's only notable assets
    Therefore, by throwing $$$ her way, she would let you put your S on her T's.

  14. Posted by Guest | May 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    What's the deal with all of these candids of her performing random office tasks. Pick up a fax, wheel a suitcase around, all wearing the same creepy-serious expression. Did SHE pay for those? Did some magazine shoot her doing admin work for some story?

  15. Posted by William B. Jennings | May 23, 2012 at 11:39 AM

    I'd hit it. MIGHT even pay for her cab ride home.

    -WBJ

  16. Posted by el guesto | May 23, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    One alternate theory for this:

    S = seed (as in a man's)

  17. Posted by halfhourblitz | April 5, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    It's funny. I wrote a sarcastic post about Ms. Debralee. Within hours, her lawyer calls me up. He threatened to sue because Debralee read my post and it made her cry.

    If you are interested, here is the exchange: http://www.halfhourblitz.com/debrahlee-lorenzana-

  18. Posted by @RearViewMirror3 | November 25, 2013 at 2:00 PM

    Citi later clarified that while they didn't pay her jack, Mr. Pandit did jack off to her.

  19. Posted by @RearViewMirror3 | November 25, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    She made herself a public figure and satire is protected speech (David Letterman is safe). Her lawyer knows this and is yet out of line to harass you. You should seek his disbarment.

  20. Posted by Share4rt News | December 2, 2013 at 1:39 AM

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