• 21 May 2012 at 6:22 PM

Have We Identified The Next Food Eating Challenge?

The Montana State Society’s Testicle Festival in Virginia Square was a rousing success this year. Festival-goers consumed 110 pounds of bull and bison testicles, 84 liters of Crown Royal and 1,500 cans of beer this year, according to event organizer and Society president Jed Link. All three were records for the event, now in its eighth year. Organizers estimate that nearly 600 people attended the Testicle Festival, which was held at the American Legion post at 3445 Washington Boulevard. Even though the event didn’t start until 6:00 on Saturday evening, Link said a line started to form at 4:30 p.m. [ARL]

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  1. Posted by Maninthegreysuite | May 21, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    110 pounds of bull and bison testicles, 84 liters of Crown Royal and 1,500 cans of beer leave Washington traveling north east At 10 MPH. 600 Montanas leave Wolf Trap traveling south west At 15MPH. At what time do the testicles, Crown Royal and beer get consumed?

  2. Posted by Alt_EST | May 21, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    Organizers estimate that nearly 600 people attended the Testicle Festival, but only one individual actually ate or drank anything, a one Christopher Christie of New Jersey.

  3. Posted by gab | May 21, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    84 liters/110 lbs is about a pint and a half of CR per pound of gonads. Yeah, that sounds about right to psyche you up. That leaves 14 cans of beer to wash it down.

  4. Posted by Heuevos Rancheros | May 21, 2012 at 6:51 PM

    Those people are nuts! I bet they stood on the balls of their feet to get a glimps of the head of the line. The organizers should be sacked. It was plum crazy. The man who would take charge of the organization should the leader be incapacitated was the Presiden Scro Tum. The sponsors were Bob Jones and Ted Jones (no relation). It was a Co-Jones production.

  5. Posted by lolwut | May 21, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    What are these people's lives like that the best thing to do with their time is to go drink beer and eat bull nuts?

  6. Posted by UR BS MD | May 21, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Yea right, pretty fucking awesome, sure wish I were one of them.

  7. Posted by zoroz | May 21, 2012 at 7:19 PM

    the festival parade was grand-marshaled by Barney Frank and Maria Bartiromo

  8. Posted by M. Moore | May 21, 2012 at 7:28 PM

    Reallllllly pissed I missed it!

  9. Posted by FKApmco | May 21, 2012 at 7:35 PM

    Eating balls and drinking beer are core competences of mine so as long as Bess doesn't make me drink whiskey, I will win this competition.

  10. Posted by L. Tilton | May 21, 2012 at 7:50 PM

    You willing to put some money where your mouth is (or even more daringly, where mine's been?)

  11. Posted by Guest | May 21, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    You're on.

    – Sasha Gray (AKA PMCO)

  12. Posted by Montanan | May 21, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    The beer gets consumed during or shortly before driving.

  13. Posted by Xenomorph | May 22, 2012 at 7:38 AM

    Excuse me, do you have any Gray Pupon

    – guy who lives a little

  14. Posted by UFO | May 22, 2012 at 7:39 AM

    Can I be next?

  15. Posted by guest | May 22, 2012 at 8:17 AM

    in answer to the headline: yes. yes, we have.

  16. Posted by Who drinks CR? | May 22, 2012 at 8:18 AM

    Typical Canadians.

  17. Posted by Jared | May 22, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    Well I had fun, overall a great networking event. The banana foster using the Crown and a bull jizz reduction was espléndido!

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  18. Posted by Deez Nutz | May 22, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    Testicle Festival? That's a mouthful.

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