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Have We Identified The Next Food Eating Challenge?

The Montana State Society’s Testicle Festival in Virginia Square was a rousing success this year. Festival-goers consumed 110 pounds of bull and bison testicles, 84 liters of Crown Royal and 1,500 cans of beer this year, according to event organizer and Society president Jed Link. All three were records for the event, now in its eighth year. Organizers estimate that nearly 600 people attended the Testicle Festival, which was held at the American Legion post at 3445 Washington Boulevard. Even though the event didn’t start until 6:00 on Saturday evening, Link said a line started to form at 4:30 p.m. [ARL]

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25 Responses to “Have We Identified The Next Food Eating Challenge?”

  1. Maninthegreysuite says:

    110 pounds of bull and bison testicles, 84 liters of Crown Royal and 1,500 cans of beer leave Washington traveling north east At 10 MPH. 600 Montanas leave Wolf Trap traveling south west At 15MPH. At what time do the testicles, Crown Royal and beer get consumed?

  2. Alt_EST says:

    Organizers estimate that nearly 600 people attended the Testicle Festival, but only one individual actually ate or drank anything, a one Christopher Christie of New Jersey.

  3. gab says:

    84 liters/110 lbs is about a pint and a half of CR per pound of gonads. Yeah, that sounds about right to psyche you up. That leaves 14 cans of beer to wash it down.

  4. Heuevos Rancheros says:

    Those people are nuts! I bet they stood on the balls of their feet to get a glimps of the head of the line. The organizers should be sacked. It was plum crazy. The man who would take charge of the organization should the leader be incapacitated was the Presiden Scro Tum. The sponsors were Bob Jones and Ted Jones (no relation). It was a Co-Jones production.

  5. lolwut says:

    What are these people's lives like that the best thing to do with their time is to go drink beer and eat bull nuts?

  6. zoroz says:

    the festival parade was grand-marshaled by Barney Frank and Maria Bartiromo

  7. FKApmco says:

    Eating balls and drinking beer are core competences of mine so as long as Bess doesn't make me drink whiskey, I will win this competition.

  8. guest says:

    in answer to the headline: yes. yes, we have.

  9. Who drinks CR? says:

    Typical Canadians.

  10. Jared says:

    Well I had fun, overall a great networking event. The banana foster using the Crown and a bull jizz reduction was espléndido!

    Jared
    SVP Finance Club – Strategy and Development
    Keller Graduate School of Business Online MBA '12

  11. Deez Nutz says:

    Testicle Festival? That's a mouthful.

  12. Mark Zuckerberg says:

    Why stop at testicles?
    http://wheninfinance.tumblr.com/post/23549075328/

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