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Having Said All That, He Continues To Prop A Ladder Up Against His Open Bedroom Window Each Night, Just In Case

Rochdale analyst Dick Bové loves fairy tales as much as the next guy. He loves the romance, he loves the drama, he loves the idea of magical footwear. Does he start every morning asking the question, “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest analyst of them all?”? Yes. Does he consider Mike Mayo and Meredith Whitney his evil step-sisters? Yes. Does he dream about being awoken from his slumber by a handsome prince? YES. But even Dick knows that five minutes after the prince wakes you up you’re going to be bitching to your girlfriends about being stuck with this asshole who lets the dishes pile up like you’re the god damn maid service.

Snow White Syndrome

Everyone knows that when the handsome prince kissed the beautiful Snow White she awakened and everyone lived happily ever after. “It’s in the book” said comic John Standley when discussing another one solution character Little Bo Peep. This “one solution fits all,” or what I like to call the Snow White Syndrome, is a core belief of most who look at the financial crisis. There are three examples of this in today’s press: Just about everyone is unhappy that the EU leaders could not solve all of the European debt problems with one single solution – i.e., creating Euro Bonds that absorbed all individual country debt. In today’s Financial Times Senator Sherrod Brown (OH, Dem.) and Dallas Fed President Richard Fisher have a single solution to the nation’s banking problem – i.e., break up the big banks. The Wall Street Journal has a different single solution to the problems in banking – i.e., eliminate hedging in bank portfolios.

Then there are the other big-time single solutions: The central banks in the North Atlantic Communities believe that by printing money economic woes will go away. Conservatives argue that by cutting taxes, this nation’s economic woes will disappear. The President and Congress believe that by passing laws the economic cycle will be eliminated (“kinda” like the dot-comers who had already eliminated the economic cycle in the 1990s). The Snow White Syndrome is everywhere. We only need to find that prince with the potent lips. The problem, of course, is that no single solution quickly arrived at is likely to achieve the results promised.

Think about it.

Snow White Syndrome [Rochdale Research]

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  1. guest says:

    "girlfriends" = mr. giraffe

  2. guest says:

    "he"???

  3. Preemie says:

    My solution can arrive on some potent lips pretty quickly…

  4. 50 Shades of Bove says:

    Prince with Potent Lips? I have arrived. Now just sign this contract and play by my rules. C. Grey

  5. Guest says:

    Those bedroom eyes never get old.

    -Matt Mustard

  6. Snow White's Hymen says:

    What has 7 dents in it and sleeps?

  7. guest says:

    dick, are you a miranda or a samantha?

  8. Hakuna Matata Guy says:

    The book looks great. Having said that, I would consider it more of a pamphlet than a book.

  9. derp says:

    Potent Lips is actually the name of my Aerosmith tribute band.

  10. Shecky Eisner says:

    A duck walks into his local pharmacy and says, "Give me some Chapstick… and put it on my bill……"

    • Guest says:

      I'm cleaning glasses behind the bar when a dog walks in and orders a drink. I'm amazed that a dog is actually talking but then I wake up and realize it was just a dream. I roll over and tell my wife but she doesn't respond. I realize she's silently weeping because our marriage is in shambles.

      • Longcranks says:

        Shambles is a street in York. What's the beef?

      • Shecky Fuld says:

        I'm walking through Central Park and I see a guy playing chess against his poodle at one of the tables.

        I walk over and say, 'That dog's amazing!'

        He looks at me and says, 'Nah, he's not so great. I'm up 4 games to 2.'

    • Guest says:

      A man drives to the bar with a zebra and a parrot in his car…

    • Guest says:

      Two Irishmen walk out of a bar…

  11. Guest says:

    MS – liked it at 19 love it at 13 and a quarter

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    Dick bove walks into a bar wearing assless chaps…..

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