The three directors who oversee risk at JPMorgan Chase include a museum head who sat on American International Group Inc.’s governance committee in 2008, the grandson of a billionaire and the chief executive officer of a company that makes flight controls and work boots. What the risk committee of the biggest U.S. lender lacks, and what the five next largest competitors have, are directors who worked at a bank or as financial risk managers. The only member with any Wall Street experience, James Crown, hasn’t been employed in the industry for more than 25 years…The committee, which met seven times last year and hasn’t changed its composition since 2008, approves the bank’s risk- appetite policy and oversees the chief risk officer, according to the company’s April 4 proxy statement. [Bloomberg]

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  1. Posted by Guest_of_Honor | May 25, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    I don't see a problem here.

    — Jon C.

  2. Posted by InfiniteGuest | May 25, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    Real people with real lives are how a real bank keeps it real.

  3. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    You know Jon C(orzine) actually had, like, A LOT of Wall Street experience, right? Ran this li'l place called Goldman Sachs for a while? Ringing any bells?

  4. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:04 AM

    Hell yes!


  5. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    For real.

  6. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:10 AM

    Yes, No, Yes, Yes

  7. Posted by Im_a_Dude | May 25, 2012 at 11:10 AM

    obviously, being a politician for four years negated his "LOTS" of wall street experience

  8. Posted by DrunkenIrishman | May 25, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    Fuck you, whale! And fuck you, dolphin!

    — Japanese JPM Shareholder

  9. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Yeah, that totally makes sense.

    /heavy sarcasm

  10. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    As usual, your comment is as stupid as it is unfunny.

  11. Posted by Guest_of_Honor | May 25, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Oh yeah, forgot about that, he did a marvelous job there…

  12. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    Rose: You're a "Wong"?
    Gus: Well, my mother was Irish.
    Rose: And your father?
    Gus: Wasn't.

  13. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    Remind us again what he fucked up at GS?

  14. Posted by Guest_of_Honor | May 25, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    Then he got thrown out by Paulson for being inept, went on to fuck up Jersey (even more so than it normally is) and then bankrupt MF Global while losing a bil of customer money.

    Are you really defending this idiot? Or is it a joke cause you're bored since nothing is going on today?

  15. Posted by VonSloneker | May 25, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    What the risk committee of the biggest U.S. lender has, and what the five next largest competitors lack, are nepotic director apointments who guarantee their families will continue to do business with JPMorgan.

    – Cpt. Obvious

  16. Posted by Alt_EST | May 25, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    Could Geezer Oil Trader maybe regale us with what risk management was like 25 years ago? Please?

  17. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    Him getting pushed out by Paulson had nothing to do with being "inept."

  18. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    And free museum passes!

  19. Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 25, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    How about taking it public?

    -Just About Every GS Employee Circa 1999-2008

  20. Posted by Guest_of_Honor | May 25, 2012 at 11:34 AM

    Bess, this person's IP address coming from Hoboken by any chance?

  21. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 11:45 AM

    Last I checked the GS people who made a shitton of money off it going public weren't too upset in the end.

  22. Posted by THEBro | May 25, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    Take it to Minetta's gentlemen….

  23. Posted by Zack Kouwe | May 25, 2012 at 11:51 AM

    GOH, let me know if Bess does not get back with you on this, I can look it up.

  24. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 12:07 PM

    Is riding a blow-up whale the NKI and I missed the email/memo/comment? I thought Jamie was still the boxer.

  25. Posted by PermaGuestII | May 25, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    This should surprise exactly nobody who has ever worked at JPM.

  26. Posted by HungryIntern | May 25, 2012 at 12:16 PM

    Love, the adults are speaking can you please go back to the kids table.

  27. Posted by Bored | May 25, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    Obviously that's a picture of the risk committee…..

    ….grandson of a billionaire or not, that haircut is inappropriate for whale riding

  28. Posted by GeezerOilTrader | May 25, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    I'd be fucking glad to. In the good old days when a real trader exercised wearing fucking headband and tubesocks …and maybe some shorts…fucking Exxon didn't require a letter of credit and would do business with anyone. Then some fuckheads shit in that nest …I think it was some firetrap called Houston Oil and Refining..and Exxon became in the mid-1980s the hardest company to deal with and fuck you if you don't like getting paid 120 days from delivery! In the early 1980s when the was NO FUCKING CRUDE OIL…no ANS, little or no Indonesian, no shale economically available, etc., companies like Exxon had their people tell your Geezer that a month-to-month evergreen fucking crude oil sale to them meant "life of the field" and they could make life difficult if you didn't perform. Then that FUCKHEAD Sheik Your Money made a FUCKING SPEECH at Oxford University, home of the famous fucking shoe I guess, and said the Saudis were going to TAKE BACK THEIR MARKET SHARE by PRODUCING and SELLING THE SHIT OUT OF ALL the OIL They Could PRODUCE!!! Oil prices fell from 35 to 9 per barrel and that fuckhead at Exxon walked on my P+ $1.75/bbl sale. "But what about 'life of the field" and all that other stuff" I stammered to him? Sorry is all he said and sorry he was!!!
    Risk management? If you were a dumbass in Abilene, TX, with 8 fucking transport trucks hauling oil to a Mobil LACT unit you could get $8 million in trading credit from them. The general procedure in Houston after decontrol in 1981 was to give anyone with an asset $20 million of trading credit before LCs were needed. (Yes, I know you shit birds in the natgas biz call them LOCs but it's the same fucking thing.) Paribas provided for almost all of the LCs in Houston in 1980-1983 and then their fucking New York office wanted in on the gigantic cash flow so Houston people started shitting on their New York brethren's LC rates. It was fun to watch Houston get a little merde on their face. Risk management? There was no risk management. A risk manager back then would have been a person who challenged your genius, didn't believe in your superhuman trading powers and would have MADE YOU TAKE A LOSS!!! Of all people!!! If you had a loser on the trading books you moved it to refining. That's why refined products traders hate their oil traders. Risk management? We spent more time looking for lipstick on our underwear than we did for bad trades!! Risk management?back in 1981 I took a marketer for Anadarko and his wife to a Rodney Dangerfield show and in th middle of the show she leaned over and said to me, "I like Rodney but I'd really like to see Frank Sinatra….." YES MA'AM!! That was risk management in the 80s. Either that or fire a trader after a $6 million loss, whichever came first. Pardon the expression.

  29. Posted by GUEST | May 25, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    Keeping usless committee people on a usless committee ..

    Wow….I'm shocked.

  30. Posted by guest | May 25, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    Was the whale first or last?

  31. Posted by Darius James | May 25, 2012 at 1:20 PM

    Damn, I needs to be on that board…I KEEPS IT REAL!

  32. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    It's like summoning an old, angry genie in a bottle.

  33. Posted by R. Gupta | May 25, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    Being on boards is fun and a great way to meet people.

  34. Posted by PermaGuestII | May 25, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    I know- isn't it great?

  35. Posted by NakedShort | May 25, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    I can smell GOTs Old Spice from here.

  36. Posted by eye of beholder | May 25, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    does it matter? the third chick is a yes either ways…

  37. Posted by VonSloneker | May 25, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    It's been said before, and I'm sure much of Houston would say the same, but this could be my dad talking about the pussified brand of witchcraft "…all these overeducated fucks"* practice today.

    * I am typically the proxy for all the overeducated fucks of the world.

  38. Posted by D.O.U.G. | May 25, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.


  39. Posted by unwanted guest | May 26, 2012 at 12:56 AM

    Thanks for that, old timer.

    My version of the good old days is remembering quaaludes.

    (Or trying to).

  40. Posted by Lonny | May 28, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    Not about GS more about Democratic Party.

  41. Posted by Decaying ex-trader | May 28, 2012 at 6:45 AM

    So are we seriously thinking that having financial sector heavyweights on the risk management committee would reduce the amount of risk that JPMC took on? In your dreams. I thought the big hitters were the ones who got us into this mess in the first place.

  42. Posted by guest | May 28, 2012 at 10:29 AM

    Bob Rubin had finance experience. Thought Citi should take more trading risk. Didn't work out.

    – M&A guy who would have all traders rounded up.

  43. Posted by Sandy Weil | May 29, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    I am hearing that Jamie Dimon is talking about trigegring "clawbacks" in Employee Restricted Stock Awards.
    Why should employees subsidize management's fraud ? Shouldnt these losses be born by shareholders who then in turn lien on the Board of Directors to get new management ???

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    This is the story about a small town folk singer and his “anthem for local working people.” It’s about corporate bullying, irony and karma. It’s the story of “Big Money.”

    Dan Sheridan, a 20-plus year Aspen local, released an album in 2003 that included a song called “Big Money.” While the song has been popular among some locals, Sheridan has never gained much notoriety past the Aspen corridor of Highway 82. That is until recently. On January 1, 2010, Sheridan played a gig at Sneaky’s Tavern in the new and incomplete Snowmass Base Village. [Yesterday’s front page story was: Skico accused of fraudulent actions in Base Village condo sales. It was written by local author Brent Gardner-Smith.] A group in the small crowd requested “Big Money” and Sheridan obliged them by playing the song. Sheridan said he had noticed “dudes in full-length fur coats and cowboy boots” but that he “got the feeling that everyone wanted to hear it.”

    While no one ever heard from the man-fur sporting tourists, there was apparently one person in the crowd who did not want to hear it. An Aspen Skiing Company Vice President complained to the Director of Food and Beverage, and on the following Monday Sheridan was fried. By that Wednesday the Aspen Times published a story detailing the events, and Jeff Hanle, the Skico’s spokesman, was quoted as saying, “An artist can express himself how he wants. But that doesn’t mean we have to provide him the stage.” Suddenly everybody was talking about “Big Money.”

    The newspaper was flooded with letters to the Editor with such headlines as “Censorship by Skico,” “Downright Pathetic,” and “Boycott Skico,” and by Thursday the Aspen Skiing Company was calling Sheridan to say that he could come back and play any song except for “Big Money.” Aspen Daily News printed the story “Skico welcomes Sheridan back without “Big Money””. Hanle called the incident a “PR debacle” and said that he hoped Skico could put the incident behind them and move on.

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    -Skollie Life

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