• 03 May 2012 at 3:01 PM

THE PROSECUTION RESTS! (Update)

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Update:

Third Point LLC Letter To Yahoo! Board Of Directors Regarding Discovery Of Discrepancies In Educational Records Of CEO Scott Thompson And Director Patti Hart [Press Release]

Comments (87)

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    Posted by sfsdfs | May 3, 2012 at 3:10 PM

    boom roasted

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    Posted by JellyDonutLover | May 3, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    D'Oh!!

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    Posted by Guest | May 3, 2012 at 3:14 PM

    That's fantastic. What a moronic thing to lie about. Who would care if he really did major in mainframes anyway?

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    Posted by UBS Higher Ed. Quant | May 3, 2012 at 3:15 PM

    I can hook him up with a spot at my alma matar (ITT White Plains).
    He can get a CS degree in as little as 18 months!

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    Posted by Nick | May 3, 2012 at 3:15 PM

    I love that in the letter they explicitly mention a "Google" search was used to obtain this information

  6. 6
    Posted by OWS College Quant | May 3, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    This clown gets an accounting degree from Stonehill college and becomes a CEO

    I have an English degree from Brown and end up at Zuccotti park

    WTF

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    Posted by HungryIntern | May 3, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    Dear Yahoo,

    We feel your pain.

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    Notre Dame Football HR

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    Posted by Alpha_Bets | May 3, 2012 at 3:21 PM

    Fuck that shit, not worth it.

    -Carol Bartz

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    Posted by Texashedge | May 3, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    Anyone else here ever lie on their CV? I have one. My GPA is really .055 lower than it's listed as. Also, the marathon I ran? Half marathon. Also back in college, I killed a drifter.

  10. 10
    Posted by guestapo | May 3, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    5k, marathon same diff no diff.

    -j. chiang

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    Posted by trojan_ | May 3, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    Mandy's droppping Blue Steel on us in the last frame

  12. 12
    Posted by Dick Fuld | May 3, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    I successfully ran an investment bank. Oops guess I should take that lie off my CV

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    Posted by AIG Quant via LEH | May 3, 2012 at 3:27 PM

    Dear 3rd – rhymes with punt:

    Still TLDR.

    - Yahoo Board.

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    The prostitution breasts!

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    Posted by Alt_EST | May 3, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    That look from her in the second frame? Deposited in a certain bank….

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    So hard

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    Posted by InvAsian | May 3, 2012 at 3:31 PM

    It's actually Magnum. Common misconception.

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    Posted by B. Davie | May 3, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    George O'Leary reference. Very nice.

    A tip o' the hat to ya.

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    I'm hollin' Third Point LLC with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch!

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    Posted by D. Loeb | May 3, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    Now while I agree with the hilarity that accompanies explicitly stating Google as the means of learning about this, it is not synonymous with the ridiculousness of saying we used something like Wikipedia. Nor is that how we came to our final conclusion….

    "However, we were then informed by Stonehill College that Mr. Thompson did indeed graduate with a degree in accounting only. Furthermore, Stonehill College informed us that it did not begin awarding computer science degrees until 1983 — four years after Mr. Thompson graduated."

    Google was to our findings what that first $1000 dollar sexcapade was to the Wall Street Escort's budding "career". Just the beginning….

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    Posted by PermaGuestII | May 3, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    Stonehill College?

    -CT native who had to google it & was surprised to find that it is just outside Boston

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    Only a nut would go to Ball State. They can get quite teste.

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    Try harder next time. Please.

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    ….he did get a job

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    Posted by Bay area engineer | May 3, 2012 at 7:22 PM

    What did you do wrong? Oh that's right…you have no technical skills. Java anyone?

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    Drury has three of the biggest eyes in the business..

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    You say on your CV that you have never killed a drifter?

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    Racist!

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