As you may or may not have heard, the last 18 months have not been the best of times for John Alfred Paulson. His Advantage Plus fund was down fifty percent last year, he got screwed big time by a bunch of fake trees, his proclamation that 2011’s losses were but an “aberration” has not exactly been helped by the fact that AP was down 10 percent through May 2012, Morgan Stanley’s prime brokerage put Paulson and Co. on a list of firms it warns clients not to invest with, some investors ” have expressed their growing unease,” and others have called it quits. But! JP can take solace in knowing that at least one Limited Partner, and probably more, are so not over him.

New Mexico, which stuck by Paulson through last year’s growing losses, pulled its $40 million investment in the first quarter. “From time to time, I do check on John Paulson to see whether we did the right thing,” said Joelle Mevi, the state’s chief investment officer. “And I see that we did.”

No word on whether or not New Mexico downs two bottles of wine and then logs onto Facebook to stalk Paulson’s page and mutter “skank” under her breath when she sees JP with more attractive LPs but it seems *prett-ay* obvious.

John Paulson’s Returns Falter Again; Investors Fret [Reuters]

There's a NEW Mexico?

The capital of New Mexico is New Mexico City.

-UBS Geography Quant

Could we do that?

– New Greece

fyi there's also an OLD el paso.

You know what? I'm over it. I'm doing great, I've moved on…[soft weeping]…I've gotten a whole bunch of new clients. I got a black client.

-J. Paulson

So you went from New Mexico to Ron Mexico?

I wish I knew how to quit you….

Classic Bess!

Love can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're gone.

Bess, You give us GOLD! Thank you. BTW, no pun intended on the whole gold fund paulson thing.

How do you expect me to perform as well as I did in the 70s?

–J. Paulson a.k.a (Fonzie doppelganger)

Ninth!

It could be worse, sister. Seen my ex lately?

– ex-Harbinger LP

AKA LightSquared 25% shareholder?

You didn't have to stoop so low. Now you're just an LP that I used to know.

Where did you get that overnight bag?

Hey I just invested in you, and this is crazy, you already lost half of my money, but still my best investment so far, baby.

UBS Always Look on the Bright Side Quant

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

-RIMM, Re: Earnings?

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Don't really know what to make of this story, especially the comments! And who's this New Mexico person?

Found this video about Paulson in trouble!!

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