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Gary Cohn Is Very Happy Doing What He’s Doing i.e. Waiting For Someone To Pick Up The Hints He’s Been Dropping And Retire Already

“Of course I would like to be CEO of Goldman Sachs, but I am very happy in the role and job I’m in now and I’ve a great job and a great opportunity in front of me. I am very happy doing what I am doing.”

Related: Report: Lloyd Blankfein and Gary Cohn May Not Be Splitting A Milkshake With Two Straws Anytime Soon

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40 Responses to “Gary Cohn Is Very Happy Doing What He’s Doing i.e. Waiting For Someone To Pick Up The Hints He’s Been Dropping And Retire Already”

  1. Guest says:

    Hear, hear

    – Tenzing Norgay

  2. guest says:

    "no he doesn’t wait for everyone to leave at night and slip into lloyd’s office to eat a greasy bag of shake shack at lb’s desk…why what have you heard?" tag ftw

  3. Guest says:

    Gary is wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Lloyd Pop.

  4. Gas Bags says:

    The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror!

  5. Guest says:

    When those guys pitch together their icebreaker has to be a bald joke, right?

  6. Guest says:

    Somewhere in the GS executive washroom.

    Gary: "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
    Magic Mirror: "Lloyd Blankfein is the fairest of them all."
    Gary: "One day I'll…"

  7. The Truth says:

    Over my dead body. Seriously, didn't you hear me last week, I'm dying at this job.

    – LB

  8. Prince Charles says:

    Don't give up, dawg…

  9. guest says:

    I think I just had a moment…

  10. JDan says:

    You had me at Abacus-
    – Jerry McGuire

  11. mlb picks says:

    thanks everyone!

  12. Grinders says:

    Classic shot from that Three Stooges movie. Good choice.

  13. Whackattack says:

    Gary: No more shines, Lloyd.
    Lloyd: What?
    Gary: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
    Lloyd: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya…
    Gary: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around…
    Lloyd: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
    Gary: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
    Lloyd: Okay, salud.
    Lloyd: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

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