• 22 Jun 2012 at 4:58 PM

Jim Cramer Reviews Restaurants Now

[JimCramer via Vulture]

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  1. Posted by Brooklyn Crab MD | June 22, 2012 at 5:08 PM

    Phew! We were worried there for a second there that he was going to say something positive about us.

  2. Posted by HungryIntern | June 22, 2012 at 5:09 PM

    Who would have ever thought that a restaurant with two stars on Yelp would have issues?

  3. Posted by VonSloneker | June 22, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    Smart ass comment about how shitty everything in [Brooklyn/New Jersey] is.

    – Lazy Poster

  4. Posted by guest | June 22, 2012 at 5:12 PM

    I generally consider it a good thing when meals don't have management in them. I'm not one to judge, though.

  5. Posted by Sponge Bob | June 22, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    Or is it…

    – VP Operations, Krusty Krab Corp.

  6. Posted by VandelayCapital | June 22, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Sounds better than what I'm eating these days.

    Lenny "Investment Genius" Dykstra

  7. Posted by J. Cramer | June 22, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    Huh, you mean what other people think about an establishment, company or institution may be some indication of its suitability for a certain purpose? Wow, I wonder if that could at all impact the value of said enterprise, er, wait, never mind, BUY! BUY! BUY BOOM! LOUD NOISES!!!!!! I ONCE RAN A HEDGE FUND! BUY!!!!!

  8. Posted by Lecter Capital PM | June 22, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    Well, at least you can keep your uptight puritan values to yourself.

  9. Posted by Sir Alan | June 22, 2012 at 5:41 PM


  10. Posted by HEYYYY | June 22, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    He should have put the lotion in the basket

  11. Posted by guest | June 22, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    "and if you want a guaranteed pop on the first day, buy facebook stock! everyone knows it can only go up."

    – jim "caricature of myself" cramer

  12. Posted by DrunkenIrishman | June 22, 2012 at 5:57 PM

    If you want real bad investment advice with (non-existent) research and awful logic, try Mad Money. Just abysmal. Horrid

    — UBS TV Quant

  13. Posted by Yelp Quant | June 22, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Brooklyn Crab is two stars on Yelp after 44 reviews. SELL! SELL! SELL!

  14. Posted by Yelp Quant | June 22, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    Doh! just noticed my Hungry Intern scooped me publicly. The starvation will continue until you learn to use the proper chain for research distribution, Intern.

  15. Posted by guest | June 22, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    Bullshit! I can't even come close to matching the alpha on that guy's portfolio.

    – Independent Astrology Quant

  16. Posted by Guest | June 22, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    Talking to yourself in public is the NKI

  17. Posted by Jackass | June 22, 2012 at 8:21 PM

    Twitter shut itself down today to send this has-been hack a message.

  18. Posted by Guest | June 23, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    Stop giving away our trade secrets!
    – UBS Quant

  19. Posted by unwanted guest | June 23, 2012 at 11:17 PM

    Yeah, sure, I'll have the Brooklyn crab, and a side order of Jamiaca Bay mussels and for dessert I'll take the hep A booster and a gram of cipro.

  20. Posted by Pluggen_Wholes | June 24, 2012 at 6:56 PM

    “They know nothing!” … “About seafood.”

  21. Posted by guest | June 25, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    Something tells me this isn't the first time Kramer has gotten crab in Brooklyn…..

  22. Posted by guest | June 25, 2012 at 8:55 AM

    Anybody dumb enough to go to any "crab" themed restaurant in NYC gets what they deserve.

  23. Posted by SummitNJ | June 25, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    If you want a really good restaurant though, make sure you go to the Beacon Tavern or The Office. BUY! BUY! BUY!


  24. Posted by Haaah-vard | June 25, 2012 at 11:02 AM

    You forgot "When I worked at Goldman…"

  25. Posted by short | June 25, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Lunar cycle fund > Jim Cramer fund

  26. Posted by Guy with footage | June 25, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    Seriously? You want to explain this footage of you eating Brooklyn Crab and saying "this is the best fucking crab I've ever had! Brooklyn Crab is Fine! Don't worry about Brooklyn Crab." Roll 212…

    – John Stewart

  27. Posted by Maninthegreysuite | June 25, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    aww, somebody didn't get the celebrity treatment they thought they deserved.

  28. Posted by MHA | June 25, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    From the Brooklyn Crab –

    If you want investment advice from a hyperventilating loud mouth with terrible (non-existent) credentials whose ideas smell worse than our crabs, try Mad Money.

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