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Phew! We were worried there for a second there that he was going to say something positive about us.
Who would have ever thought that a restaurant with two stars on Yelp would have issues?
Smart ass comment about how shitty everything in [Brooklyn/New Jersey] is.
– Lazy Poster
I generally consider it a good thing when meals don't have management in them. I'm not one to judge, though.
Or is it…
– VP Operations, Krusty Krab Corp.
Sounds better than what I'm eating these days.
Lenny "Investment Genius" Dykstra
Huh, you mean what other people think about an establishment, company or institution may be some indication of its suitability for a certain purpose? Wow, I wonder if that could at all impact the value of said enterprise, er, wait, never mind, BUY! BUY! BUY BOOM! LOUD NOISES!!!!!! I ONCE RAN A HEDGE FUND! BUY!!!!!
Well, at least you can keep your uptight puritan values to yourself.
He should have put the lotion in the basket
"and if you want a guaranteed pop on the first day, buy facebook stock! everyone knows it can only go up."
– jim "caricature of myself" cramer
If you want real bad investment advice with (non-existent) research and awful logic, try Mad Money. Just abysmal. Horrid
— UBS TV Quant
Brooklyn Crab is two stars on Yelp after 44 reviews. SELL! SELL! SELL!
Doh! just noticed my Hungry Intern scooped me publicly. The starvation will continue until you learn to use the proper chain for research distribution, Intern.
Bullshit! I can't even come close to matching the alpha on that guy's portfolio.
– Independent Astrology Quant
Talking to yourself in public is the NKI
Twitter shut itself down today to send this has-been hack a message.
Stop giving away our trade secrets!
– UBS Quant
Yeah, sure, I'll have the Brooklyn crab, and a side order of Jamiaca Bay mussels and for dessert I'll take the hep A booster and a gram of cipro.
“They know nothing!” … “About seafood.”
Something tells me this isn't the first time Kramer has gotten crab in Brooklyn…..
Anybody dumb enough to go to any "crab" themed restaurant in NYC gets what they deserve.
If you want a really good restaurant though, make sure you go to the Beacon Tavern or The Office. BUY! BUY! BUY!
You forgot "When I worked at Goldman…"
Lunar cycle fund > Jim Cramer fund
Seriously? You want to explain this footage of you eating Brooklyn Crab and saying "this is the best fucking crab I've ever had! Brooklyn Crab is Fine! Don't worry about Brooklyn Crab." Roll 212…
– John Stewart
aww, somebody didn't get the celebrity treatment they thought they deserved.
From the Brooklyn Crab –
If you want investment advice from a hyperventilating loud mouth with terrible (non-existent) credentials whose ideas smell worse than our crabs, try Mad Money.
Everyone goes to The Hat now.
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