• 27 Jun 2012 at 11:08 AM

Flailing Eurozone Countries Agreeing To Two Years Of Austerity Makes About As Much Sense To Nouriel Roubini As Him Agreeing To Go Two Years Without Getting Laid– Which Is To Say, NONE

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Hand to god, he’d sooner die.

The Germans say, “you lost your virginity. Now you sign a contract; you say, ‘I’m a boring virgin.’ Be abstinent for the next two years. Show me your soul and two years from now, we’re going to get married. But today, I commit to marriage today? Forget it.”

Roubini: Germany to eurozone–you lost your virginity, can’t commit to marriage today [BloombergTV]

Comments (73)

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    Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Fugghedaboudit!

    -T. Soprano

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    Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    HB required; no HB required, HB required, HB required.

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    Posted by suminumbastage | June 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    after a few shots/beers; not with Bea Arthur's dick; nope (nttawwt); lights on, wearign a Reagan mask and roller blades, MIL watching

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    Posted by yee | June 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    whos the one on the right?

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    Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    I just assume Thai hookers aren't virgins and forget about the whole marriage thing.

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    Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    It is now revealed, Nouriel = Mr. Chew

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    Posted by Alt_EST | June 27, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    Roubini Abstinence Unlikely as Souls Remained Unseen

    -Bloomberg Headline Writer

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    Posted by Left Koast | June 27, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    how much is the one on the right?

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    Posted by UBS MD | June 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    I might be interested in this 2 year contract… I could use that job security.

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    Posted by PermaGuestII | June 27, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Ahem.

    -Benedict XVI

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    Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    Roubs to Merkel: "You blew it, you blew it, you blew it… Now blow me!"

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    Posted by weirdfetishguest | June 27, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    mother in law watching? what?

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    Posted by Virtus2021 | June 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Nouriel taking a break from chasing fat tail? highly improbable.

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    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 27, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    In this sense, I take it that "god" is synonymous with "peen?"

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Yes.

    -NB

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    Posted by boring virgin | June 27, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    HB?

    JB?

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    Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    i'm thinking a pre-breast aug Tia Tanaka or Sabrine Maui

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    Posted by Abe_Froman_ | June 27, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Roubini would convert to Islam on his death bed just for the shot at some virgins.

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    Posted by God | June 27, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    And I suspect the virgins would convert to Judaism just to avoid Nouriel.

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    Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    Yeh, I would like to know too!

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    Posted by Timmeh | June 28, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    which raises the question, 'where do the virgins come from anyway'?

    just sayin'

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