Hand to god, he’d sooner die.

The Germans say, “you lost your virginity. Now you sign a contract; you say, ‘I’m a boring virgin.’ Be abstinent for the next two years. Show me your soul and two years from now, we’re going to get married. But today, I commit to marriage today? Forget it.”

Roubini: Germany to eurozone–you lost your virginity, can’t commit to marriage today [BloombergTV]

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  1. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Fugghedaboudit!

    -T. Soprano

  2. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    HB required; no HB required, HB required, HB required.

  3. Posted by suminumbastage | June 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    after a few shots/beers; not with Bea Arthur's dick; nope (nttawwt); lights on, wearign a Reagan mask and roller blades, MIL watching

  4. Posted by yee | June 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    whos the one on the right?

  5. Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    I just assume Thai hookers aren't virgins and forget about the whole marriage thing.

  6. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    It is now revealed, Nouriel = Mr. Chew

  7. Posted by Alt_EST | June 27, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    Roubini Abstinence Unlikely as Souls Remained Unseen

    -Bloomberg Headline Writer

  8. Posted by Left Koast | June 27, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    how much is the one on the right?

  9. Posted by UBS MD | June 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    I might be interested in this 2 year contract… I could use that job security.

  10. Posted by PermaGuestII | June 27, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Ahem.

    -Benedict XVI

  11. Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    Roubs to Merkel: "You blew it, you blew it, you blew it… Now blow me!"

  12. Posted by weirdfetishguest | June 27, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    mother in law watching? what?

  13. Posted by Virtus2021 | June 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Nouriel taking a break from chasing fat tail? highly improbable.

  14. Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 27, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    In this sense, I take it that "god" is synonymous with "peen?"

  15. Posted by guest | June 27, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Yes.

    -NB

  16. Posted by boring virgin | June 27, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    HB?

    JB?

  17. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    i'm thinking a pre-breast aug Tia Tanaka or Sabrine Maui

  18. Posted by Abe_Froman_ | June 27, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Roubini would convert to Islam on his death bed just for the shot at some virgins.

  19. Posted by God | June 27, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    And I suspect the virgins would convert to Judaism just to avoid Nouriel.

  20. Posted by Guest | June 27, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    Yeh, I would like to know too!

  21. Posted by Timmeh | June 28, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    which raises the question, 'where do the virgins come from anyway'?

    just sayin'

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