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Flailing Eurozone Countries Agreeing To Two Years Of Austerity Makes About As Much Sense To Nouriel Roubini As Him Agreeing To Go Two Years Without Getting Laid– Which Is To Say, NONE

Hand to god, he’d sooner die.

The Germans say, “you lost your virginity. Now you sign a contract; you say, ‘I’m a boring virgin.’ Be abstinent for the next two years. Show me your soul and two years from now, we’re going to get married. But today, I commit to marriage today? Forget it.”

Roubini: Germany to eurozone–you lost your virginity, can’t commit to marriage today [BloombergTV]

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73 Responses to “Flailing Eurozone Countries Agreeing To Two Years Of Austerity Makes About As Much Sense To Nouriel Roubini As Him Agreeing To Go Two Years Without Getting Laid– Which Is To Say, NONE”

  1. Guest says:

    Fugghedaboudit!

    -T. Soprano

  2. Guest says:

    HB required; no HB required, HB required, HB required.

  3. suminumbastage says:

    after a few shots/beers; not with Bea Arthur's dick; nope (nttawwt); lights on, wearign a Reagan mask and roller blades, MIL watching

  4. yee says:

    whos the one on the right?

  5. guest says:

    I just assume Thai hookers aren't virgins and forget about the whole marriage thing.

  6. Alt_EST says:

    Roubini Abstinence Unlikely as Souls Remained Unseen

    -Bloomberg Headline Writer

  7. UBS MD says:

    I might be interested in this 2 year contract… I could use that job security.

  8. guest says:

    Roubs to Merkel: "You blew it, you blew it, you blew it… Now blow me!"

  9. Virtus2021 says:

    Nouriel taking a break from chasing fat tail? highly improbable.

  10. Lowly Assistant says:

    In this sense, I take it that "god" is synonymous with "peen?"

  11. Abe_Froman_ says:

    Roubini would convert to Islam on his death bed just for the shot at some virgins.

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