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“Warren Buffett’s bodyguard punched me in the head, and it hurt”

Thinking about getting pawsy with Warren Buffett? Here’s a delightful first-person account of what might be in store for you.

The bodyguard, Dan Clark, didn’t mean for it to hurt, he was just demonstrating a fighting move called the brachial stun. That’s a strike to the side of the neck using a chopping motion with the hands — but when Clark hit me with it in a slow speed demonstration, the sudden burst of force whipped my whole head to the right, crashing my teeth together so hard that I thought I would lose a filling. That’s what Dan Clark is like — even his demonstrations are intense. He’s the kind of guy who throws around phrases like the “muay Thai clench with a double knee strike,” and who, when he emails you to invite you to his training session, reminds you politely to bring a cup. All of it — the gym, the training, and especially the punch — combine to send a clear message: Don’t mess with Buffett, or any of Clark’s other clients. And that’s kind of the point.

Billionaire Security: Behind the Scenes with Warren Buffett’s Bodyguard [CNBC]

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42 Responses to ““Warren Buffett’s bodyguard punched me in the head, and it hurt””

  1. Ping says:

    I execute the muay Thai clench a little differently.

  2. Hakuna Matata Guy says:

    Didnt know Warren Buffet's bodyguard was a right wing extremist on Greek political television

  3. derp says:

    Like they say:

    Touch Warren B., balls to the knee.
    Touch Warren's Blizzard, death blows delivered.

  4. Confused says:

    A cup of what? Oh…

  5. JPM says:

    Hm. How much he bench?

  6. guest says:

    I've been in that position before but I can't say I didn't enjoy it.

    -s&m guest

  7. Man with Pants says:

    He Clark, meet me at Minetta's. I will be the guy sitting at the bar wearing pants. Chop me in the throat so I know its you.

  8. PermaGuestII says:

    Whatever happens,
    We have got;
    The Maxim gun,
    And they have not.

  9. Wax On, Wax Off says:

    Sweep the knee…..

  10. Anonymous says:

    I meet brachial stuns with the flesh shredding power of my beard.

    -C. N.

  11. NYAC says:

    I want this guy in my wolfpack for the next non-discriminatory ragematch.

    -fat pudgey kid outta nowhere

  12. Gorgo says:

    In Soviet Russia Buffet mess with you.

  13. wadely says:

    Buffet needs bodyguards?!?
    Horseshit!!

    The chosen one is impervious to all things mortal.

    The muscle is used for entertainment on slow days -"hey kid – kick charlie in the nuts again" bahahahaa.

  14. Dennis K. says:

    Um, any chance his bodyguards also utilize Canines? Attack collies, perhaps?

  15. Hello my friend! I want to say that this article is awesome, nice written and include almost all vital info. I would like to see more posts like this.

  16. JT Marlin says:

    I wonder which bank today has the toughest traders? Would love to organize a new type of boxing tourney.

  17. Aspiring Mean Girl says:

    One time, Regina George punched me in the face . . . It was awesome.

  18. KFpztf I value the article. Really Great.

  19. SHUT IT DOWN!
    SHUT IT DOWN!
    SHUT IT DOWN!
    SHUT IT DOWN!
    SHUT IT DOWN!
    SHUT IT DOWN!
    IT IS DANGEROUS!

  20. toning says:

    Im thankful for the blog article.Thanks Again. Want more.

  21. wow, awesome post.Thanks Again. Really Great.

  22. This is very sad news that bodyguard hit the man.

  23. Bodyguard means care of body or person.It is too much.please obey the rule. thanks.

  24. Bodyguard says:

    Warren Buffett’s bodyguard really does not hurt him. This is practice. For this reason he have been hurtled.

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