Do you want to read Dealbreaker all day every day? Do you work at an institution that made the terrible decision to restrict access to the site (looking at you Bank of America!) and/or prefer to do your viewing via iPhone or iPad? Then do yourself a favor and download the new Dealbreaker app here today. (Android users can also get in on the fun.)

Comments (44)

  1. Posted by Guest | July 26, 2012 at 3:36 PM

    What's an 'app'?

    - UBS TMT MD

  2. Posted by Anything to start? | July 26, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    Dumb ass it's a dish that you have before your entree, often times you share it with others, a common example would be nachos.

    -Your boss by day and Applebees server by night

  3. Posted by RE: What's an app? | July 26, 2012 at 3:45 PM

    I think it stands for "Apple's Phone Plan." Will double check and have an answer on your desk tomorrow morning.

    -UBS TMT First Year Analyst

  4. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 26, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    It's American Apparel's ticker symbol, you fucking retard.

    -LEH Quant/Guy that Appreciates the Ads

  5. Posted by greg_levin | July 26, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    This is awesome, great job guys, finally something to feel happy about after investing my entire 401K in a self directed fund last month that owns FB, ZNGA, and MXLK.

  6. Posted by Guest | July 26, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    i was realy fuckin excited until i downloaded it and realized you cant read the fucking comments. wtf thats half the reason im here… bess your the other half, well and pmco you too. sorry matt.

  7. Posted by Guest | July 26, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    Always in the market for more sell-side. Where do I enter my brokerage info?

    – P. Falcone

  8. Posted by Matt L. | July 26, 2012 at 4:17 PM

    [hugs Bloomberg keyboard and slowly rocks self to sleep while crying into frozen marg]

  9. Posted by guest | July 26, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    Bess, what about comments in the app?

  10. Posted by meme | July 26, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    A QR code would make things easier here.

  11. Posted by Guest | July 26, 2012 at 5:00 PM

    The app needs to display the tags, too.

  12. Posted by Hakuna Matata Guy | July 26, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    Quite truthfully I dont even read most of the material on the site, I just go directly to the comments then scroll back up if I find something funny that was discussed among the commentariat. So the application will be deemed useless by HMG until comments are able to be seen on it. HMD.

  13. Posted by Im_a_Dude | July 26, 2012 at 5:16 PM

    I'm pretty sure they didn't have you in mind when they hired the 15 yr old wiz kid to build the app.

  14. Posted by guest | July 26, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Cool story.

  15. Posted by Hakuna Matata Guy | July 26, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    Thanks. Sorry to babble on if that was sarcasm, I normally like to keep it short and sweet. Anyways, hope you have a good evening.

  16. Posted by HMG fan | July 26, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    Hey fuck off. You may not like Hakuna Matata Guy but he's OUR Hakuna Matata Guy. Go get your own and talk shit to that one.

  17. Posted by Guest! | July 26, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    Now I can read Matt's articles on the train ride to induce me into a commute coma

  18. Posted by guest | July 26, 2012 at 6:58 PM

    Please leave Biff Basness out of this

    - Nervous commenter

  19. Posted by Im_a_Dude | July 26, 2012 at 3:39 PM

    about time.

    when are you coming out w a bbery app?

  20. Posted by More borrow please | July 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

    Never.

    - Short since $70

  21. Posted by Loyal DB Reader | July 26, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    Seriously? No comments or tags? Non starter.

  22. Posted by Guest | July 27, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    Who handled this app release, NASDAQ?

  23. Posted by RIMMED | July 26, 2012 at 5:51 PM

    What no Blackberry app? Seems like just yesterday we were in love.

    –Feeling ignored and unloved at RIMM

  24. Posted by Josie | July 27, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    I am so dissapointed….I feel like breaking up with my blackberry , really.

  25. Posted by Guest | July 27, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    I see a link for the iPhone/iPad app and the Android app. Can you please provide the link for PalmOS?

    Appreciated!

    - UBS Enterprise Technology MD

  26. Posted by Matt's Penis | July 27, 2012 at 1:48 PM

    Guys can you just work with me for a couple weeks..Matt already spends all of his time in the office/at home reading/crying about the comments…now you want him to do the same while he's out. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK I HAVN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE BASEL I

  27. Posted by Iron I See | July 27, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    Unlike the other fellow, I see what you did there.

  28. Posted by Deleveraging | July 27, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Look at the bright side, the UBS client App will not be ready until 2Q-2013

  29. Posted by Guest | July 27, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    1. able to see comments
    2. tighter myspace integration

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